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Bartering for lap dances...

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Monday, February 13, 2012 8:02 PM
The below news article reminded me of a customer at the Columbia Platinum Plus that has been trading DVDs for lap dances for years. I saw him there on my last visit. Anyone else ever try anything other than money? AUSTIN, Texas — A man has been arrested after trying to pay for a lap dance at an Austin strip club with crack cocaine and then resisting arrest. Authorities say 26-year-old Ricardo Luna, arrested Sunday, has been charged with retaliation, resisting arrest and harassment of a public servant. He remained in Travis County jail Monday on $45,000 bond. Jail records did not list an attorney for him. The Austin American-Statesman reports ([view link] ) that according to an arrest affidavit, sheriff's deputies were dispatched to the club at 4 a.m. Sunday. A security officer told deputies that Luna tried to buy a lap dance using drugs and kicked the security guard as he was escorted out. The affidavit says also Luna kicked one of the deputies and spit blood and saliva over them.

17 comments

  • mmdv26
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    12 years ago
    I changed the deadbolt on a dancer's apartment so the manager couldn't get in and sniff her underwear which she was sure he was doing. She gave me 3 lap dances with BBBJ on her couch in return. Actually, I was hoping for some underwear...lol.
  • 10inches
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    12 years ago
    fixed dancers' laptop at one club just as a favor (simple software problem). she then gave me several VIP dances that were quite intimate at no charge.
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    Never thought about this but shit (light bulb) !
  • bang69
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    12 years ago
    years ago at cheatas we had a costomer trade a dancer for an oil change & tire rotation in the parking lot for 10 dances
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "sniff her underwear which she was sure he was doing" Underwear sniffing, Hmm...NOT my THING!! LMAO How did this person get the Dancer's door key? VERY, VERY bad sign.
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    Alucard, "Key" word, manager. Like 10, I've handled a number of computer problems for those at what was my favorite local SC dive. No real rewards beyond beers and attention.
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    Hmmmmm ! I wonder ? If you could barder EBT,SNAP,WICK cards and cheaks ? All you have to do is go to the ghetto and buy them from people for $0.50 on the $1.00........hell it would turn $250 into $500 real fast lol !
  • Ermita_Nights
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    12 years ago
    10 & Clubber: Lap dance work in exchange for laptop work, makes perfect sense.
  • kingcripple
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    12 years ago
    I am an Austinite. I have a very good idea where this happened.
  • kingcripple
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    12 years ago
    No I was wrong. wrong club
  • kingcripple
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    12 years ago
    No I was wrong. wrong club
  • pop
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    12 years ago
    Drinks work with some girls. There was one girl who would give me her money after she'd been drinking.
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    pop, How often does a dancer trust you with her money? I can only think of three times in my 35+ years of clubbing that a dancer has ask me to "hold/watch" her money. One, my ATF, and that was often. Two, my current fave, at certain times, but not always. Three, a past VIP dancer that asked a couple of times when she was going to the dressing room to get ready for VIP.
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    @Clubber: I've had several *ask* me to watch their stuff, including money. I have only agreed on a few of occasions, because I'm completely uninterested in being the mark in a scam that involves her coming back and claiming that I stole some of her money. My CF/ATF has left her money with me several times, while she went onstage or to the bathroom, or something like that. She's one of two I can think of off the top of my head for whom I've agreed to do it; both were pretty well know to me before I did.
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    gmd, You are so correct. I guess I should have said three times I was asked by someone I trusted. Like you, I don't think I would take the onus of watching just anyone's belongings.
  • Bonesbrother
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    12 years ago
    at the Blue Diamond, around 5:00PM, the afternoon dancers (having to stay till 8:00PM would start getting hungry. They would either call out for deliver of food or ask me if I was hungry and would be going to a fast food restaurant. Many times, the dancers hadn't made enough money for their dinner, so I would make counter offers to buy their meal for them in exchange for their personal touches! In many instances, I would be spending $5.00 or $6.00 for a meal and get stroked for about 20 minutes with an occasional sucking too. That was much cheaper than buying them expensive dancer drinks! I remember one time, J____, one of my very first dancers I had met at the Blue Diamond, asked me to go pick her up a McDonald's order. So, I left, got us both orders and came back. We were both sitting at the bar toward the back of the club. As she was finishing up, she said she could eat with one hand, so she pulled out Mr Happy, got him really hard. I had a pack of ketchup left over and had her level Mr Happy out and I spread ketchup up and down him. She told me she didn't think she had put enough ketchup on her cheeseburger, so she got off her stool and sucked the ketchup right of my cock!
  • pop
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    12 years ago
    I think she was more drunk than trusting of me. But, she did do it more than once.
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