The highest mileage I've had at stage was at pp and the girl sucked my cock (with shorts up but I was cammando)for 4seconds and I gave her a $6 (3 $2bills lol) tip.....I didn't see that one coming lol !
What's the highest mileage at stage you've gotin ?
Hell ya shadow! Thanx for sharing!
Was flexing my pecs while a girl was fishing for a dollar in my shirt collar. Then she bit my nipple... >_>
Lesson learned, she's a biter. >_<
Hb13......lmfao !
Ya at trophy one time I had a dancer slam her chest in my face ! Thought my nose was bleedig! Ooooch ! That shit hurts ! Slow and sensual ! Y can't some these girls get that ?
@juice-that happened to me one time. She actually made my nose bleed for a bit. The worst injury I had was this cute small Latina girl with long nails accidentally scraped my right eyeball, right underneath the iris. She even felt her nail scraping the surface. I was seeing a discolor blotch for 10 minutes, the pain only lasted for a couple a minutes. She apologize and gave me a free dance in the VIP.
Tabb lol and maybee we have a topic for a whole new thread ? "Strip club enjurys !.....ill let you post it tabb.....I post way to much lol !
One time I was at treasures and this girl through her ass into me so fuckin hard I went from standing to back into my seat ! I didn't see that one either ? Why these bitches got to hurt me like this ?? Y god y ?
@shadowcat
"Funny thing about that though, I have never seen her do it to any other customer".
I use to think that there were things I only got away with dancers (or certain dancers) and that she/they didn't do them with other customers b/c I had not seen them. After reading all the different TUSCL discussion threads, now I know better!
"I know a couple of dancers at the sister club that will do that. In fact Clubber claims that one of them damn near raped him"
I've never been to a Club where that happens at the stage. Hmm...
Papi ho's be ho's
Dracula asap find a platnum plus franchise and go ! Maybee it will happen ? Hmmmmmm........
One time I was at xcapades and I got a dancer to tip the girl she licked on stage and it turned into a hot three way for 15sec ! Then the fuckin dj ! Started running is damn mouth and got the fuckin bouncer on me ! Fuck those bitches ! (The bouncer and Dj not the girls)
At that Myrtle Beach club next to Derriere's, a crazy drunk chick was all over me from the stage, putting her tits in my face, throwing her legs over my shoulders (Idiot DJ yelling, "The pussy, the pussy!"), then finally jumping into my lap and giving me a lapdance. All for like two bucks.
She glommed onto me for a couple of hours. I had more action on the main floor for free than in the back for a stack of benjamins. I'm not sure what her deal was, besides being drunk and crazy. Maybe she really was horny, and liked me a little.
Bum ! Damn good story ! Damn good ! Dj's always b saying shit ! Lol.....
"I'm not sure what her deal was, besides being drunk and crazy. Maybe she really was horny, and liked me a little"
If you don't mind the intoxication, go with the flow!
One time at gold this girl was dancing and shit ! And she would not fuckin stop asking me "if I was going to do something about this".
Hell yes ! Dracula ! As jamie fox said it best "blame it on the alchol"
Now at godivas the stage is low ! I was in camando shorts again and the girl lays on her back grabs my dick and rubs it on her pussy !(shorts up) and all I did was toss singles !
One of my all time fav stage move is when they wrap their legs and arms around me and suck on my neck while rubbing their hands over and through my hair and back !.......
several times I have folded a dollar bill very small & stuck it between my teeth. The dancer took the tip out of my mouth with her tits. beat that one juice
Had a first tonight at our new nude club here in Cocoa Beach. Since I was the only customer in the joint the dancer invited me to DATY at the tip rail. Tasty!
I would say the highest mileage I've gotten for a dollar tip happened with a feature entertainer porn star. I did not know who she was. In fact the stage was very narrow which led to me getting all the attention. I was wearing white shorts and leaning back in my chair when she was on stage. Everyone else and I mean all the other guys crowded her on stage by leaning over it. She didn't hardly have room to walk because the stage was narrow. Then she saw me leaning back in my chair. She got down on her knees and had a strange smile on her face.
The stage was low and she moved her face towards my shorts. The next thing I know she got lucky. My dick was in her mouth but I could feel her teeth keeping a grip. My shorts were still on which only made the sensation seem strange. Also made me feel more vulnerable. I never really gave much thought that my dick could be in a porn star's mouth while fully clothed. Anyway she intended to make an example using me I supposed why the guys shouldn't be crowding her leaning over the stage.
She moved her mouth around back and forth. It seemed like several minutes but it was probably only 2 to 4 which does seem like an eternity when all the attention is on you. Anyway after a while she started backing up towards the stage. I thought that was it. Except she wasn't letting go. uuhh, she's crazy I thought. They had a strict no touch the dancer there or I would have touched her and said let go, stop pulling so hard. She kept backing up without letting go and maybe when I started looking like I was a bit stressed about it, she finally let go. My shorts were completely red from lipstick all across the front side. Then I saw all the guys sit back in their chairs around the stage. She made her point.
For a few bucks I got pussy in the face and she played with my bewbies for awhile. I can't complain.
Over several years, I had two occasions where dancers put their hands under my shorts while I was sitting at the stage. I was wearing underwear and they did not go under that but over it. I believe they wanted me to believe they might be willing to go a bit farther than they were supposed to during lap dances. One dancer had told me it was her last night and apparently she didn't care about the club rules. The other occasion two dancers were trying to convince me to get a private room with them.
Does a dancer taking your belt off with her teeth during a one dollar stage tip count as mileage?
I just remembered, one time a dancer during a stage tip whom I didn't know, grabbed my hands and put both hands right on top of her tits. They were nice full tits. She had recent implants. A perfect 10 as far as tits go. Then she held my hands there for a few seconds and said her doctor told her that her tits needed to be massaged.
I was looking around hoping a bouncer didn't throw me out but no problem.
Ah, the shaving cream show at Hong Kong in Tijuana. A stage full of shaving cream and two Latina hotties covered with shaving cream and nothing else. They had a selection of rubber dildos on stage. After fingering and licking each other, the girls would slide around the stage to customers. For a dollar tip, customers were given the the dildo to "test drive" for a 10-20 seconds. One dancer offered dildos in her pussy, the other offered her ass. They were on stage for probably 20-30 minutes and left with 200 shaving cream covered dollar bills, maybe more.
Had a recent experience at a club while at the stage the dancer reached into my pants to read just my cock while she was on my lap, only just to keep it there for the rest of the song giving me a hand job. That was two bucks well spent.
Bang I can't !
Otto good one !
Lopaw I jizzed 3 1/2 times to that !
Jaws I love how you rant !
Electrman wow ! And wow !
Renteen wish it was me !
Lap king ! That was a club quicky ! Lol ! Good one mate !
All of the clubs in East S.L. offer big time stage mileage, but Miss Kitty's has lousy privates, but the stages are twice as good. They ALWAYS slip off the stage on to your lap, where you are free to explore anywhere you like.
At a San Antonio club, a dancer pulled the front side of her thong to the side and grabbed the back of my head, then pulled my mouth to her pussy. She had me eat her out for the entire song. I backed up briefly mid-way through, and she grabbed again... "I didn't say you could stop eating me!"
At another club, I got BBBJ stageside. That was very unexpected.
In Tampa, FIV used to be something I regularly was invited to do stageside.
I had a regular part time dancer at The Tunica Cabaret named XXX. I remember one early afternoon I was the only customer in the club. She was on the main stage and I went over and had a seat in one of the stage comfort chairs. I was commando and unzipped by trousers and pulled Mr Happy out, as he was already erect. She dances over to me and sees my cock is out. She gets on her knees (on stage), leans over and puts her hands on my chair arms and her mouth over Mr Happy. She blows me for almost 2-3 minutes (I wasn't going to stop her) then she stands up and continues dancing. This is one of the few times I had a stack of ones and made it rain on stage for her extra attention.
kiddo's right. In WP at many clubs they slide off the stage into your lap and you can feel it all for a couple of bucks.
Now, back in the day, Dollies used to have this big stage up in the front of the building. Could get 30-40 guys seated around that sucker. Every hour or so, they had all the dancers (15-20) up on the stage at the same time. Usually, they would lay at the edge of the 3' high stage and allow the would encourage DATY for 15 seconds and a dollar tip. Then the girl would scootch over to the next guy and do the same thing. So, on a good night you could lick every pussy in the place, and swap spit with every other guy around the stage as well.
Eventually, the county health department decided this might be an unsafe exchange of bodily fluids and that was the end of endless daty in WP.
Mmvd26 damn good story son ! Damn good !
juice - I know a couple of dancers at the sister club that will do that. In fact Clubber claims that one of them damn near raped him. There is also one there that will pull up my shirt and rub her bare tits on my bare chest. Funny thing about that though, I have never seen her do it to any other customer.