Weird moments in strip clubs?
sharkhunter
Ok, what weird experiences have you had in strip clubs?
I'll start with one that just popped into my memory. I was getting a lap dance from a dancer who apparently started lactating or had milk flowing from her boobs because I guess she was leaning against me while she had been talking to me earlier. Anyway at one point during the lap dance, she thought it would be funny to try to squirt me in the face. I was holding my hands up deflecting the milk she was shooting at me from her boobs. She was alternating boobs trying to hit me in the face. She kept hitting my hands. Apparently the friction with me while dancing got her milk flowing like crazy. I didn't want to drink any so I was dodging the milk shooting out.
How about you?
I'll start with one that just popped into my memory. I was getting a lap dance from a dancer who apparently started lactating or had milk flowing from her boobs because I guess she was leaning against me while she had been talking to me earlier. Anyway at one point during the lap dance, she thought it would be funny to try to squirt me in the face. I was holding my hands up deflecting the milk she was shooting at me from her boobs. She was alternating boobs trying to hit me in the face. She kept hitting my hands. Apparently the friction with me while dancing got her milk flowing like crazy. I didn't want to drink any so I was dodging the milk shooting out.
How about you?
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Waitress, attempting to illustrate why "none of these bitches can give a blowjob like I can," takes her teeth out of her mouth.
Bartender/waitress walks into the room while the current object of my lust is busy fucking or sucking me, and said lust object never even slows down.
Seeing my son's ex-girlfriend naked on stage.
A pregnant dancer's water breaking on stage.
She could have worn a shirt called. FREE MILK
He tried to get up but of course he was chained down to his chair. So the music stopped, the poor guy is in agony, and a young kid that worked at the cllub was nervously trying to unlock the chain. For some reason he was having trouble getting the lock undone. It went on for what seemed liked forever. No music, lights on, all eyes focused on him. Really uncomfortable for several minutes
Got into an argument with a tatted-up old skank about why she was not "entitled" to the ten in bar change that was sitting on my table. She insisted that I had to give it to her as a stage tip. I reasserted my right to withhold said tip for some shitty dancing and attitude. Nearly came to blows.
Almost got sucked into a strip club in New Orleans that featured trannies. It took studying the poster of the dancers for several minutes until I figured it out.
Saw a skinny, skanky dancer in Omaha one time who had basketball-sized implants. She must have been at least 60. I couldn't believe that I was actually sitting and watching it.
Went to LEC in Denver one time and had a dancer standing and straddling my lap while I sat on the couch. You can sit there naked and spank it and pay extra to touch her non-private places. When I switched hands, she stopped and bitched me out for several minutes. Kind of ruined the mood. Must be the stripper analogy to shaking hands with the left hand in the Mideast.