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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I don't think that I have ever had a LD where I wasn't invited to suck nippage. They get pushed into my face every time and the dancers seem disappointed if I don't latch on like a newborn. Those SW chicks are delusional. And liars.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I love clubbing here in the Wild Wild West and can't even wrap my head around clubbing anywhere else. With the exception of the Northeast (mainly NY) and most of Canada, you can have everywhere else. No quiero.
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11 years ago
I don't care about whales and they don't impact my clubbing at all. There's plenty to go around and if there is nothing of quality available on a visit I pocket my cash for another day.
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11 years ago
My sweet sweet pussy.
But seriously I am such a rare sight that probably alone sells it.
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11 years ago
@art - :D
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11 years ago
Since it's not so obvious on me I make 'em stick their hand down my pants to find out how excited I am. If they come out dry they are disappointed that they didn't earn a nice juicy $$$ tip. I don't think any of them have ever pulled out dry. Win-win.
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11 years ago
Hmmmm....mighty precarious territory to get into there, 3LM.
Tread cautiously and I'd suggest be there to listen if she wants to vent, but don't bring it up or question her about it.
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11 years ago
I am a female customer who does VIP's ALOT. Although I don't go as part of a couple, I can tell you that alot of crazy shit can happen in there. Another thing I can tell you is that I suspect that a couple going to VIP will have the dancer primarily dancing with the wife for the hubby's enjoyment (as well as the wife's, of course) and chances are the dancer won't be doing alot of stuff with the hubby because she doesn't want any possible wife jealousy drama to deal with if she accidentally crosses a line. So if you do decide to have the two of you go to VIP you probably won't see what a solo VIP for your hubby is really like, if that is your main goal.
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11 years ago
Thank you!
Talk about diarrhea of the keyboard.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I don't like hair pulling personally and it's a bit awkward when a dancer asks me to do it. I'll do it somewhat half-heartedly, and very badly. They rarely ask again.
Anal ain't never on my menu.
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11 years ago
We're just very blessed, art.
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11 years ago
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DolfanWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
I guess I'm a Jane.
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11 years ago
Isn't there a nursery rhyme about the Muff Man? Or is it the Muffin Man? Oh hell. The Muff Man would be a little too advanced for the youngun's.
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11 years ago
Aw c'mon curiositycat - VIP is a prime location to let it all hang out (literally) - both you & the dancer! Camera's be damned! ;)
I've done some of my best work in VIP, and I can only imagine what those clubs have captured on camera. Probably all over youtube by now. All I know is that I have never been told to stop, so it's game on!
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11 years ago
Would I get a dance from Rowdy Ronda? Abso-fucking-lutely!
And I'd never tap out!!!
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11 years ago
Happens most every time. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
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11 years ago
Sclvr for the win!
I still hold fast to the belief that if it weren't for nepotism, most strip club managers & GM's would be serving fries at MickeyD's.
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11 years ago
Lol yeah I guess so but it would have to be some extraordinary circumstances.
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11 years ago
That was a great come from behind victory for the Canadian women's hockey team. Was a great physical game too - it was cool that the ref let the girls play (mostly) and didn't call penalties every 3 seconds like I thought they would. When you have two teams of the caliper of the US & Canada you want to let them mix it up out there and have at it.
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11 years ago
Wow.
Just wow.
That is some heavy shit.
I'm sorry that this happened - it's something that we all have in the backs of our minds every time the big head isn't making the decisions.
I wouldn't even know how to address this with my SO. I mean yeah it's bad enough having it happen without having an SO to explain it to. I honestly wouldn't know what I would do or say in your situation.
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11 years ago
"two lesbos are perfect threesome."
Okaaaaaaaaay.
Yeah I guess that's true if one of them is a siamese twin.
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11 years ago
Yes, ilbbaicnl, I have seen a handful of gay pride parades and for the most part I dislike them. I agree that some of the stuff that the gay boys do is outrageous and waaaaay over the top. I remember lamenting to a friend once while watching a pride parade in WeHo that it's no wonder than we are not taken seriously. I mean really....have a little dignity and - oh I don't know - PRIDE! And that was like 10 years ago. I imagine it hasn't gotten any better since. I stopped watching parades in general about that time.
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11 years ago
She's gone and forgot to take the $20 left for her on the dresser.
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11 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
I have found out all kinds of info about alot of dancers, but it was intel that they offered up....I never point blank asked them. Only after we would meet OTC for whatever reason did I feel comfortable enough to ask more personal in depth questions of them, and them of me.
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11 years ago
I agree w/ jackslash. As more couples use clubs as foreplay they come out of the dark underground and are viewed as more acceptable since couples & women are willing to enter. That can only be a positive.
Superdude you are indeed a dying relic.
I get hit on occasionally in clubs and it has not deterred me for one second. Are you that simple minded to think that a female would be sooooo offended by a man talking to her that she would run away screaming? I actually lol'd on that one. And those 2 women customers that you described were not there for your enjoyment or entertainment, just as you were not there for theirs. Next time try focusing on the dancers and not so much on the other patrons and you might have a better time of it.