Comments by minnow (page 85)

  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    MIAMI HEAT PLAYERS HIT STRIP CLUB THE NIGHT BEFORE GAME 6 LOSS.
    Players have also gone to stripclubs, or otherwise partied prior to victorious games. There was a prior Tsktsk thread on some SF49er players hitting stripclub prior to their SB loss. I related the story of a Green Bay Packer player who went partying the night before 1st SB. He went on to have a 7 reception, 2TD game, including the 1st TD scored in SB. Btw, curious which club this happened at.
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    11 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    What is your type?
    "Not too skinny and not too fat.".... These lyrics from a 1966 Mitch Ryder song pretty well sums up my general parameters. I'll admit to favoring tall or buxom dancers. Yet if "ideal dancer" is obviously taken for an indeterminate ammount of time, there have been plenty of dancers who are neither tall nor buxomish that I've been happy with. A dancer who can push my buttons just right (with reasonable aesthetic standards being met) will get my business over a taken or otherwise disinterested "ideal" every time.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Porn actresses working in strip clubs
    Over the years, I'm aware of 9 different house dancers (not club feature act) who are listed in the iafd.com data base. Made anywhere from 2 to over 70 porn films/vids with acts ranging from lez only to anal/DP. There wasn't always a positive correlation between the nastiness of their porn roles, and the nastiness in VIP.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Something's got to change
    Hmmm, a flurry of new posters with zero reviews, and big talk. Some with the # 69 at the end. Something smells a bit fishy here. Question to OP: Is there a reason behind your initials being "BBJ" ? Carry on, John, I'll keep a ready supply of popcorn handy.
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    11 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Dispatcher Question for Shadowcat
    j40- Just out of curiosity: What was the destination in question (I'm guessing it is HI or Carribean), the big city origin airport, and the genral type of aircraft (mainline jet, regional jet, or turboprop) ?
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Why do guy's leave the board?
    Drac- To clarify, I was referring to overall Tuscl membership, not active board posters when I listed the various reasons, starting with desire for club info.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Why do guy's leave the board?
    mh- Probably for the reasons that the vast majority of tuscl members don't bother posting here in the first place. Tuscl probably has over 1000 members,guessing that ~ 200 of which have a meaningful number of reviews (like, say, 15 or more). Yet the same 8-10 posters account for 80-90% of the posts. I'd suspect that many just want club info, nothing more. Some may lose interest in visiting stripclubs for whatever reason. Some may have concerns here about posts someday coming back to bite them. We really don't know for sure, unless a non/infrequent DB poster posts listing the reason(s) why they don't post on DB.
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    11 years ago
    silkypants
    Minnesota
    New review format for Silkypants
    Silky- I'm glad to hear that things worked out between you and founder. To offer some constructive criticism: I would suggest that you discontinue your practice of putting your rankings list at the end of every one of your reviews. Instead, consider putting them in an article, or DB thread. I'm speculating that founder has some sort of "cut and paste" screener programmed in. Your rankings list, even with the minor variations, would likely "trigger" a cut and paste screener. The actual reviews are very good/ useful. Although an interesting list, I could care less about sifting through a 30 some bucket list for clubs. Really, if I'm on a business overnight in Dallas, and I see a Miami club rated 10 slots higher than Dallas, am I really going to spring for a redeye round trip to Miami and back on my own dime? Thus list belongs more in an article than an individual club review.
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    11 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Confused by animosity towards stripperweb
    Rick- I go to SW for several of the reasons you do, yet I'm not as "surprised" as you are. Anytime you have 2 groups with divergent interests (One that desires to get as much as possible for paying as little as possible, the other wishing to make as much money as possible for doing as little as possible) animosities/conflicts are bound to occur. Hey, I've seen some tuscl bashing posts over there.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    emmett
    New Jersey
    Swiping driver's licenses?
    RE- gsv-"This isn't to store info".................. Afaic, having a license scanned into anything is like having ones sperm in a vagina. Unintended consequences happen in either case. Dealbreaker for me. Maybe founder should add another club info item "mandatory ID scan" to club review section. To be clear, I mean scan, showing ID without scan or otherwise handing over to club employee OK for me.
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    11 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Lousy BJs
    What a pitiful tale! Dancer had a golden oppurtunity to land a whale, and she "blew it". (Couldn't resist posting this, lol)
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Road R-R-Rage...
    Yeah, I hate those left lane hogs who don't understand that left lane is for passing, not travelling. I'm assuming that the guy you blew by at the stoplight was the same guy who literally stalked you. Like a prior poster, there's a few missing pieces. I, for one, find it hard to comprehend anyone doing 80 plus on a secondary road for 30 MINUTES without encountering a cop, much less another stoplight. A good "live and learn" story. My thoughts on this would be that anyone impulsive/crazy enough to chase after someone as obsessively as this guy did would be someone impulsive enough to shoot you.
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    11 years ago
    Miami question
    It seems like OP has a bugaboo about renting a car. If cab/"minivan limo" R/T is indeed $90, I'd think one could easily rent a car for less than that. A google search should yield several options- I know there was a nearby Budget and Enterprise the last time I went to MB. The off airport site neighborhood rentals have the advantage of avoiding those BS fees that airport sites tack on. I'm guessing the limited hours some off site places are open, or the desire to minimize a paper trail might be the hangups.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Miami question
    OP: Habla Espanol? If no comprende, I'd be more concerned about finding a cabbie who speaks English, than the cost of a cab ride. I'm not picturing exactly where your hotel is, I would guess you're looking at a ~ 12-15 mile ride, which would likely put fare north of $20 each way. I'd say a rental car would be a wash, or better. However, if adequate free beachside parking, or alcohol consumption is going to be an issue with you, then good luck with the cabs. Miami happens to be my least favorite place to hail a cab. Curious how your trip turns out.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Ethnicity
    I'm mostly "EO" with races/ethnicities. Yes, I've enjoyed fair skinned redheads/strawberry blondes just as much as a Pamela Anderson clone, and found some Russians that have been pleasant/enjoyable. Yet, even though I admit to a slight bias/element of intrigue towards Asians, I can still recall 2 ( 1 Thai, 1 Fillipina) that stand out as being about the bitchiest/most mercenary women that I've encountered several years after the fact. Just approach each situation with an open mind, and enjoy. Any more elaboration from me will likely entail reading an article on the subject submitted by me for VIP credit............
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    When traveling how to pick a club
    I may end up putting this on my profile page, but the "minnow plan" as follows: When going to a new city, I click on the city to bring up the listings of clubs. Depending on number of clubs, I cull out the ~ 3-5 highest rated clubs with a meaningful number of reviews. I then take a more focussed look at those club reviews to gauge how well mileage, atmosphere, etc would appeal to me. If I have any questions, I've sometimes pm'd some reliable reviewers. The relative ratings of clubs generally correlate closely with my experiences. I've taken a slightly lower rated club 1st on several occasions (i.e.- enjoyed myself more at a club rated at , say 7.20 over a club rated at 7.47). But, a club rated at 5.55 isn't likely to be more enjoyable than one rated at 7.77, IME. Works for me.
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Inspired by Juice ... McDonald's or Burger King ?
    Papi- Seeing that BK corporate HQ is in your neck of the woods, your choice doesn't surprise me. Picking best fast food place is like picking best looking 200 lb. chick with acne. In a pinch, I take whatever one is most readily available. I "like" Wendy's taste the best, though was in a Wendy's with a "1 at a time bathroom", vs real restroom. I'd driven a while, my teeth were really getting wet when dude with Montezuma finally finished. At least all the McD's I've been in have "real" restrooms.
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    The Nerve of This Guy
    Papi- I flagged this nonsenical "review", too. Now repeat after me: "This is a very nice club, a very nice club, a very nice club........"
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Would you do a 7 months pregnant stripper?
    Nope.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Tattoos
    This, and other posts probably aren't going to change your mind, BUT..... I prefer no tats. A dancer being tatted is not a deal breaker, just like having a boob job, being overweight, small boobs, skinny, etc aren't automatic d/q's. But, all else being equal (or nearly so), I'll pick a lighter tatted over a more heavily tatted dancer.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Whale spotting...
    t-dice- I don't think we've been in the same club. I have yet to visit PP-Columbia. MGG- I haven't spotted any famous whales, but a "ball froster" happened at Baby Dolls Dallas. I was barely into introductory chat with a hottie passing by, when waitress broke in whispering something in dancers ear. Dancer excused herself- saying that someone wanted her for VIP. This was a gray area in that I hadn't consumated a deal with dancer (yet). Kind of like getting kicked out of a hotel room you were getting ready to rent. I could understand/shrug off interested party taking dancer before I could get a word in, but being cut out in this manner sucked. I "recovered" from this snub by bailing, and going to the Lodge.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    I'll Give You Half the Next Song …
    If this happens, I don't complain, but ask her- "Are you starting your dance now, or is this just a warmup"? In some nude clubs, dancers have gone topless, or even nude, and done a "light" dance in the partial song interval but no meter running. Every once in a while, I get the "I'll stop in the middle of the next song". One Asian in SF club did that- I ended up buying a bunch of dances from her that night (including the promised partial dance makeup)- she was the exception rather than the rule. Dancers who pull the partial song stunt don't get repeat business from me.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Threads on the Pink Site That I'd Like to Never See on TUSCL (All Start with the
    motor & stax- Gee, thanks for the links- I lmao, and maybe even reversed the aging process. motorhead, you are truly the class clown, but you have some competition here. Your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to provide clickable links to the following: 1) Date Oopsie (1 of other YT vids that I saw on page- similar to yours and stax vids) 2) That infamous "hot tub ad shoot accident". I'll make this more challenging by stipulating that you must find the one where the gals jumping out of the jacuzzi are topless. You probably won't find that on YT- may have to do a google search under "diarrhea videos". 3) Any other funny links that you can think of- successful completion of #1, & #2 mandatory before moving on to this. Good luck.
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    11 years ago
    Everything you've (n)ever wanted to know about Duo
    OK, I'll play. 1) What is your pink site (aka stripperweb) handle ? (Answer N/A if you're not on pink site) 2) Are you on seeking sugar daddy sites ? 3) What age do you think you'll be when you grow up ?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    How do you make a living?
    Retired- Made dough by being a distributor of laxatives and toilet paper. Had the foresight to select the best laxatives so that the toilet paper would practically sell itself. Made decent coin for not having to do too much work.