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12 years ago
I don't feel like divulging my exact age- will say that I'm older than Papi, younger than clubber.
Question to "59": How do you see yourself 5 years from now ?
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12 years ago
My very first happened in the 70's. It was really a theater that happened to have a topless performer on stage. I was college age, dancer was a 30 something- show nowhere near as interactive as they are now. I thought, ok, I saw a topless woman old enough to be my aunt, can I have 1 hour of my life back. It would be several years and club visits later before I would tally a club visit on the positive side of the ledger.
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12 years ago
Even race/sports cars are becoming more automated. "Paddle shift" (engaging paddle like switches to shift vs stick and clutch arrangement) is the norm on race cars. Auto transmission with paddle shift option is found on several high end sports cars. More corvettes are so equipped vs the standard 6 speed manual.
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12 years ago
Topless only?? Well, that is a change on me, because I recall both of those clubs as being nude stage, with topless lapdances. I do see now that both clubs (PT, PH) are listed as "topless", BUT reading the fine print under features indicates that nude dances are available. So, are you making that call based on recent personal experience, or are you basing it solely on a quick perusal of club info page ?
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12 years ago
It may have been over a decade since I've been, but I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the Sauget clubs: PT's, and Penthouse Club. They may be relatively "highbrow", but I had a good time much more often than not there. Plus, Sauget clubs are closest of the bunch to downtown St.Louis.
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12 years ago
Marvin; For a 1st timer, Atlanta and Dallas are good choices. IMO, trying St. Louis would favorably impress someone who is looking for mileage, though its not as strong in the eye candy department as Dallas or Atlanta. New Orleans is mediocre tourist trap clubs, as others have pointed out.
As for ATL vs DAL: What club aspects are important to you ? Dallas is virtually all topless, with a few Byob nude clubs. Atlanta is virtually all nude clubs with alcohol, though contact levels are lower there. My Dallas choices: Baby Dolls, Mens Club, Lodge, then maybe Cabaret Royale/Lace. Atlanta- Only been to Cheetahs and Goldrush. Cheetahs is definitely an eye candy emporium- as for others, pm the Atlanta guys for other clubs. Awaiting some reviews by you, enjoy your 21st...........
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12 years ago
Personally, 2AM closing not an issue for me, as I've very rarely stayed past 2AM at any club in the last 15 years. Gotta avoid those "2AMers"............
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12 years ago
Presumably, OP and others are talking about those dancers who gain weight over time rather than obesity in dancers as a whole.
My observations of dancers at same club anywhere from 1 year to 10 plus years cover the spectrum. At 1 extreme is an Indy dancer "Kat"- a 20 something in the 90's with a smoking bod who danced in a Budweiser one piece suit. After a ~ 12 year absence from club, she returned as a 40 something with a smoking bod, fitting nicely into the same tight Bud suit of the 90's. I've also seen some dancers put on 20- 30 lbs. in a few months. In one case, dancer had recently quit smoking. The other 2, not sure.
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12 years ago
BirthdayBoy is all thrust, and no direction. Plus he's overthinking way too much.
Your older brothers have already picked out the club- presumably, not too far from where you live. What difference does it make what other clubs do or don't do? Just go with the flow, and enjoy the deck of cards you'll be dealt. (Hey, if I told you that I had my absolute best time at the only club in Soldotna, AK, are you really going to prevail upon your brothers to spring for some tickets out there ??? )
My only other "advice" would be to wear a belt that doesn't hurt too much when being spanked, and to submit your 1st review when all is over.
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12 years ago
art- How do these conditions at 26 deg. North (approximate Lat. of Tootsies) grab you:
1) Todays temp @ Sunset: 23 deg C
2) RECORD LOW 2nd half Apr: 13 deg C
3) AVERAGE HIGH/LOW 2nd half Apr: 27/20 deg C (from weather.com)
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12 years ago
With a screen name like "Bigal", and "wife" attatching enough strings to visit to tie down a Goodyear Blimp makes me wonder if this all is a hoax. Or if OP is one of those guys who feels compelled to drag a reluctant partner to a stripclub, objections be damned.
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12 years ago
I would also suggest pm'ing tuscl member "nickifree" for an opposing pov.
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12 years ago
6 and a half here. Didn't know I was supposed to give 2 answers in one of questions. In another question, choice A would seemingly be all encompasing. Maybe the item strippers have a lot of, you've seen them sell those items for more than they paid for it ?
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12 years ago
6 and a half here. Didn't know I was supposed to give 2 answers in one of questions. In another question, choice A would seemingly be all encompasing. Maybe the item strippers have a lot of, you've seen them sell those items for more than they paid for it ?
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12 years ago
To all the "anti-kid/rug-ratters: It could be worse- stripper could show you pics of her GRANDKIDS........
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
papi- Try carfax.com, see if their reports jibe with mileage.
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12 years ago
Yes, a funny vid, though my favorite pepsi vid is the 1987 "Topgun" Diet Pepsi ad.
Throw in another vote for being staged, and for motorheads' boss being an idiot. Does anyone seriously think that a major corporation would be behind pulling a real stunt like this one ? The car probably wasn't even in dealer inventory- if it were, they'd be (well?) compensated by Pepsi for going along with it. Also, a lot of dealers make a copy of test drivers license as a condition of going on a test drive. Again, would a major corporation be behind producing a fake license for "Mike" just to pull a stunt like this ?
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12 years ago
I recall reading on the back of a Hooters saniwash packet that 57% of statistics are made up. For that reason, I don't think OP's claim carries much weight......
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12 years ago
Another no vote here. While generally not repulsed by it,I have no interest in tipping extra for it. In my 3 different lactating dancers, One was rather interesting, one was rather amusing (facing away from me while I rubbed her tits, she got her t-shirt wet, recently had a baby), and one not very amusing (I got squirted in the eye from 3 feet away stageside).
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12 years ago
e-man- Like Papi, availability of extras is not a prerequisite for a satisfactory club visit for me. In pre-tuscl days, my mileage escalation consisted of either word of mouth from coworkers, or in a couple of cases, out of town dancers.("Things are a lot naughtier where I came from vs this place"- how I discovered ESL). Even in tuscl days, there were still some accidental discoveries. One such discovery occured as a result of a PM exchange with a pink site bluesider, who wasn't even on Tuscl.(Trpical Lei,Upland, CA). While I'm glad tuscl is around, in a way, accidental discoveries can be fun.
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12 years ago
Good one, jack!! Didn't you (or was it another member) post a similar FAQ list a year or so ago ?
Meanwhile, I'll join shadowcat in urging you to post this on pink site. I'll be sure to bring plenty of popcorn.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Papi- You ask the perpetual question on just what the economic sweet spot is. Obviously, dancers would like to be able to do less dances for the same ammount of money- i.e. do 20x20 dances vs 10x40 dances per shift. Both models yield $400 with drastically different work levels. But in the real world, a club jacking up the dance prices from $10 to $20 might have a dancer actually selling 15x20 dances per shift= $300 total ($100 loss over old $10 price) as customers balk at higher prices, especially if other clubs in area are sticking to $10 price. Much like car salesman wanting to sell a few high end cars vs many economy models.
One pricing model not often seen is the volume discount- cost per dance goes down the more dances you buy- the Mons Venus business model. I'm surprised more clubs don't do this, as many retailers charge lower per unit costs for larger quantities- i.e. buying a 1 gallon jar of milk/juice/etc. cost less per glass than buying only a half gallon,a quart,and so on. There, buying a single dance would cost $30 or $25 depending on dancer, but buying additional dances drops the price per dance to $25 or $20, resp.
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12 years ago
j&j- I haven't seen Elle in a long time either. Like yourself, I recognized/appreciated her talent and charms. I say this in past tense, because I long ago recognized that exotic dancing is a high turnover business- every dancer eventually retires, or otherwise moves on. All the more reason to appreciate, and enjoy the good ones who come your way....
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12 years ago
art- I am of the opinion that one would be wise not to buy a car that costs more than 1/3 of ones annual income. So, if you make more than $3.9M/yr., I won't brand you as imprudent.
That said, I would speculate that buyers of this "vehicle" would make this merely one of several OTHER toys. I would guess those guys have an exchequer north of $50M........
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12 years ago
First of all, I wouldn't wait an hour. If I don't see any interesting talent stageside or floorside in the first 30 minutes, I'll leave.
However, if I know that there will be a shift change soon (or a likely time for new dancers to come in based on past experience), I'll stick around a little longer.