Comments by EarlTee (page 6)

When I do that, I wear a tux with short pants, so the dancer has easy access to my withered, gnarled old worm of a dick.

I would have done [xyz], but I didn't have the balls.

What SMOG743 said, exactly.

I'm with sofaking. I've never said I don't give a fuck, but I have interrupted the life story to say, "If money would lessen your problem, I'll give you [amount] for [service]."

Whore and Piece

"What is so hard about this?" Alas, that's what she said.

I have never applied, and will never apply, for a job that requires a drug test. What I do on my own time is none of their motherfucking business.

All Phoenix clubs have at least some dancers "that aren't completely 90lbs and inflated with 10,000cc of silicone." At some, virtually all dancers are like that. If you want to minimize your exposure to skinny enhanced dancers, definitely stay away from Christie's and Bourbon Street. But wait... as others have said, that's probably where dancers make the most. But wait... are you asking where the average dancer makes the most, or where the dancers as a group make the most, or where the top earners make the most? Please clarify, and I will make up bullshit answers for you. Meanwhile: At any top-tier, second-tier, or even third-tier club, you can make good money if you can successfully stretch the hell out of the club's rules. If you're pretty good looking, that is.

He really screwed the pooch on that one.

Last month at Tropical Lei, a dancer introduced herself like this: "Hi, I give a great deep-throat blowjob... if you like that sort of thing."

I wouldn't mop the floor of the train station men's room for $10, but I would do it for $10,000.

Mo, the appeal of a Mexican brothel -- I have never gone -- seems to be a combination of (a) it's like a strip club where you can have great confidence that all of the 40 dancers on duty do extras, and (b) the extras are bargain-priced. No doubt many of the women working there would rather be working elsewhere (and making better money), but I don't know that you can draw legitimate generalizations from a TV portrayal. Maybe I'm all sunshine and lollipops, but I think that many hobbyists would stop going if they believed that they were banging 16-year-olds and/or women who were being forced into that work.

"We do no-extras dancing OTC." This is a baffling concept.

Da Cubs

I have had experiences like Slic's at SR Rialto, but I have also had experiences that were much more like one would expect when in bed naked with s naked woman in a private enclosure.

The Ugly Sluts Cum Loudest

Seems like there are "left kids in car and went into strip club" stories pretty damned often.

No Obama fan here, but W defined "arrogant punk."

No. No no no. No. Never. Not ever. No.

Club Southwest Attractions in Phoenix is somewhat phamous phor phrisky phriskings.

I wear a fake Rolex to go with their fake tits.

Decades ago, at a club in San Diego that had no daytime doorman or cover charge but did have a drink minimum, a guy would occasionally come in and beg customers for drink money before management threw him out. He typically said something like, "Can you help me out with a few bucks so I can look at tits for a while?" I almost respected his approach enough to help him out, but never did.

A friend of mine was on his honeymoon in Sydney, Australia. One day early on, his new bride wasn't feeling well, and she insisted that he go out and see some of the local sights while she rested in bed. You guessed it. He went to a strip club.

If for some crazy reason I wanted to tip a dancer $100 for her stage show, I would do it by tucking a $100 bill into her g-string (or cleavage, or hand, according to local custom). And I would tell her why I was doing it. Flinging singles... that's just odd.

"the dongs are so very much shorter" Than what?