I was at my favorite club today and met a dancer new to me. I knew her name and reputation from another TUSCL buddy. We did a couple of table dances that left nothing to the imagination and then she asked if I was interested in doing a VIP with her and I answered yes and what is on the menu. She made it perfectly clear that she would give me a great blow job but she would not piss on my face or let me piss on hers. I assured her that I had no interest in water sports and she goes on to tell me about a stripper friend that had a customer give her $500 to piss in a cup so that he could drink it.
Now I had heard stories like that before but this was the first time a stripper had ever brought it up during VIP discussions.
So are any of you guys and lowpaw into that?
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No. No no no. No. Never. Not ever. No.
I had a buddy in college who was fucking this disgusting broad, like not just unattractive but had the worst possiblity. I honestly don't know how he could get it up for her but leave that to a guy whose nickname was Ogre. He decides he wants to get rid of her but he wants to fuck her one last time. SO he fucks the wildebeast and then they take a shower, he then proceeds to piss on her in her face just everywhere he could reach, figuring that should do the job and end it. But unfortunately for old Ogre the plan backfired and she says to him "You're into this too?".
possibility was suppose to be personality
Strippers will shit in a bucket too.
The closest I ever came was a drug sodden night where my ATF was so stoned and paranoid that she was afraid to go upstairs and piss. I was stretched out on her couch and was watching her in the kitchen when I saw her squat. What are you doing? She had taken a 2 quart bowl, squatted over it and pissed and pisses and pissed. She giggled and asked if I wanted a sip. That got poured down the drain real fast before she started mixing drinks. I've never been a fan of imbibing urine, which is allegedly what Mahatma Ghandi did daily (his own).
I'll never understand the sick psychological damage someone would have to suffer to find anything remotely enjoyable about that.
If it hadn't been posted on here before, I would have never known some people are that disgusting. I heard some people think it is disgusting to drink completely recycled urine that is as clear as regular water. About the most disgusting thought I had along that line of thought was what if a in a matrix type of reality where we are hooked up to machines and if this reality were more like a virtual reality, what if a machine hooked up a girl to my dick and she was sucking everything that came out? I understand semen could be beneficial to her but I do not believe urine would be. I started drinking more water to make the thought not seem as bad. Pissing clear seems healthier.
Was she willing to make and drink an ass smoothie? 'Cos dat shizzle be hardcore!
Some ladies encourage me to do that...and if I don't they think I am weird.
Nope. Hey, sc, at least she didn't mention a "hot lunch".
sc luvs hot lunch!
Have to watch out for those dirty martinis if the club runs out of olive juice. They might try to slip some green colored piss into it...yuck!
green piss, at least it would be from a healthy stripper getting a lot of her B vitamins
I have never met a stripper who had that one on her menu, but in my last year in Illinois, one of my roommates had a girlfriend who was into that. She was trying to get the 4 of us to piss on her once. It never happened, and that was pretty much it for them. I don't know what joy people get from being pissed on. As one of my old coworkers used to say: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
When I was younger, my brother came in one night drunk and barfed all over me.
That pretty much made golden showers a no.
Is shadowcat Da' juiceman ?
Nope, I ain't German.
Dirty Sanchez.
I saw an incredible English escort in London a couple of years back, she asked me if I wanted it free because she liked doing it (to guys) herself. It didn't do anything for me but she went crazy as she was doing it.
It's funny I had this conversation (or something similar to it) last night at work. I am a DJ at a local club and there is one dancer there who I told the doorman I would let piss on me if she was into it. I'm not saying I'm into getting pissed on, but if that was her deal, she is hot fucking hot I would let her piss on me if it meant I could get in her panties.
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