Funny expressions

44 comments

• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  I jus jacked it into my jelly beans. I say it every time I make jizzy beans. Pretty cool
• duomaxwell

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  11 years ago

  My Dad always says "up shit creek without a paddle".
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Ya rode that bitch side saddle
• EarlTee

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  11 years ago

  He really screwed the pooch on that one.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  You're holiness, I'd like my 72 virgins now. And make 'em hot! Most appropriate is said to a minister, pope, or prophet of the LORD.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  I would like a pint of Guinness
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I thought shit sandwich referred to a situation where the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  "Christ on a crutch!"
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Jesus "H" Christ
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  Shit sandwich in this context was more of that he had a huge problem...
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  FUBAR.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  Con yo papas fritas!
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  I didn't know whether to shit or go blind
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  I'm as happy as a pup with two peters.
• 23cambyman

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  11 years ago

  I want to hear from txtittyfag and all the sayings his pappy said...they are pretty funny!!
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  Slick as two eels in a barrel of snot. Why are all of mine gross or have something to do with bodily excrements? Odd...
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  She looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Slick as snot on a door knob I would slap you but shit splatters RATS! well the thing of it is... I'll be jiggered I'll be switched
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Y'all look like a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob... guess what movie that came from... Eeee holeeee
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Y'all look like a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob... guess what movie that came from... Eeee holeeee
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Happier than a pig in shit.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Fuck me blind
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  @clubber cunt fried potatoes?
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Anyone with two fingers of forehead knows that.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  If my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Happy as a faggot in jail.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  If the carpet don't match the drapes then get mix a Miss Clairol batch to get the snatch to match.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Happier than Jim Neighbors with a wheel borrow full of butt holes
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Madder than a legless ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  That's what she said... I'm sweating like a black man at a white woman's funeral. Serio Pedo-Serious Fart(I never understood that Spanish saying used by Cholos)
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  I'm getting less pussy than Tim Tebow
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  ^lol
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Pussy snapped shut tighter than a bear trap.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  As fucked up as a soup sandwich
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  ilbbaicnl, I was told "damn french fries". In any case, I had no idea what it means, but I just like the sound of it! Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I'm going to take a piss or a shit. I leave them.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  sc, A typo?
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  More nervous than the Taliban hearing "B-52" at a bingo game
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  mike, Love that one!
• magicrat

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  11 years ago

  I'm so happy I could just shit.