Funny expressions
goodsouthernboy
So I heard a funny expression that was new to me yesterday. Some guy on the other end of a conference call blurts out "I'm in a real shit sandwich over here." I cracked up because it was a bad day and that was just what I needed. I've also heard people use the expression "oh, I shit the bed on that one..." When the screw up or do something really dumb.
That gets me thinking, what other funny expressions are out there that I don't know about?
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last commentI jus jacked it into my jelly beans.
I say it every time I make jizzy beans. Pretty cool
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My Dad always says "up shit creek without a paddle".
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Ya rode that bitch side saddle
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He really screwed the pooch on that one.
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You're holiness, I'd like my 72 virgins now. And make 'em hot!
Most appropriate is said to a minister, pope, or prophet of the LORD.
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I would like a pint of Guinness
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I thought shit sandwich referred to a situation where the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
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"Christ on a crutch!"
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Jesus "H" Christ
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Shit sandwich in this context was more of that he had a huge problem...
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FUBAR.
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Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
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Con yo papas fritas!
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I didn't know whether to shit or go blind
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I'm as happy as a pup with two peters.
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I want to hear from txtittyfag and all the sayings his pappy said...they are pretty funny!!
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Slick as two eels in a barrel of snot.
Why are all of mine gross or have something to do with bodily excrements? Odd...
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She looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.
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Slick as snot on a door knob
I would slap you but shit splatters
RATS!
well the thing of it is...
I'll be jiggered
I'll be switched
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Y'all look like a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob... guess what movie that came from...
Eeee holeeee
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Y'all look like a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob... guess what movie that came from...
Eeee holeeee
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Happier than a pig in shit.
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Fuck me blind
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
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@clubber cunt fried potatoes?
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Anyone with two fingers of forehead knows that.
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And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle.
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If my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle
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Happy as a faggot in jail.
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If the carpet don't match the drapes then get mix a Miss Clairol batch to get the snatch to match.
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Happier than Jim Neighbors with a wheel borrow full of butt holes
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Madder than a legless ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill
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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
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That's what she said...
I'm sweating like a black man at a white woman's funeral.
Serio Pedo-Serious Fart(I never understood that Spanish saying used by Cholos)
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I'm getting less pussy than Tim Tebow
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^lol
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Pussy snapped shut tighter than a bear trap.
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As fucked up as a soup sandwich
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ilbbaicnl,
I was told "damn french fries". In any case, I had no idea what it means, but I just like the sound of it!
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
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I'm going to take a piss or a shit. I leave them.
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sc,
A typo?
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More nervous than the Taliban hearing "B-52" at a bingo game
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mike,
Love that one!
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I'm so happy I could just shit.
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