Best opening line from a dancer
54kevinFlorida
I was at a club yesterday and had just finished a table dance with one of my favorite girls. It was relatively slow so I was happy to have another dancer walk up and introduce herself. Instead of the usual- what's your name or I'm Holly do you want a dance? Her first words were "There is a party in my mouth and you are invited".
I about spit up my drink but did recover to do a dance with her. Champagne room wasn't in my budget but I liked her style. Anybody else hear a classic line from a dancer?
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last commentFirst time at penthouse club in detroit. I was there 5 minutes when a chick walked up to me, stuck her tongue in my ear and said "I can't wait to have your cock down my throat. "
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"For $200 you can fuck me right now".
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"I want to play with your dick".
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"I HAVE no gag reflex!"
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Sometimes actions speak louder than words. At Plat Plus in Greenville, a girl will sometimes sit down next to me and without saying a word start massaging my hard on. Usually it's thru my thin pants but occasionally they will reach up your pant leg if you are wearing shorts. This is an excellent sales technique.
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Did she mention the party in her mouth had jack herpes and Mary ann aids in attendance?
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I walked into the Foxy Lady in Providence and literally(and i mean literally) two seconds through the door while I am still scoping things out, a dancer about 5 feet from the door at a table just blurts out at me "Want to let me bounce on your fun bags?" I could only laugh. Did get time with her, was fun.
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"Sometimes actions speak louder than words. At Plat Plus in Greenville, a girl will sometimes sit down next to me and without saying a word start massaging my hard on. Usually it's thru my thin pants but occasionally they will reach up your pant leg if you are wearing shorts. This is an excellent sales technique."
When I encounter this technique, the dancer usually makes some nice money from me. LOL.
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Verbal plus non-verbal communication is the best. The best line was a recent when I asked a girl, "Do you enjoy fucking in here?" She replied, "I enjoy fucking--period!"
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I was in Olympic Gardens in Vegas playing video poker. A girl I knew said "Instead of feeding that slot, why don't you feed mine"? Hit a couple of good hands and fed her slot just like she asked.
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Was that "Feed her Slot" or "FILL her Slot"? LOL
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This was OTC, "I'll totally suck you off for a bag of fritos!!!! I'll even let you nut In my sister and I'll drink the cum..."-23CambyFag
Best Line ever from him....
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"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."
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When I asked a dancer her name she said "Cock Worshiper"
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My favorite is "would you like a dance?" accompanied with a relaxed, friendly smile.
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Lotsoffun201 has had the best one thus far
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I've killed 5 people
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$100 bucks bbfscip rite here & rite now
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Shortly after sitting down at the bar......(gives me the handshake) then adds "has anyone taken care of you yet"?
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Still the best I've heard as I was sitting at the bar, and she came up, fondled Mr. Happy and whispered in my ear, "I want to suck your cock." and she did. Many times over. :)
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"Whose got two thumbs and loves to chugg cum? This bitch!"
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I have no problem with "wanna dance"
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Mine was "I want to feel your cum running down my chin."
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Last month at Tropical Lei, a dancer introduced herself like this: "Hi, I give a great deep-throat blowjob... if you like that sort of thing."
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Dancer introduces herself as "BJ" and says that's her specialty.
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