Best opening line from a dancer

8/20/2013 11:52:44 AM

I was at a club yesterday and had just finished a table dance with one of my favorite girls. It was relatively slow so I was happy to have another dancer walk up and introduce herself. Instead of the usual- what's your name or I'm Holly do you want a dance? Her first words were "There is a party in my mouth and you are invited".

I about spit up my drink but did recover to do a dance with her. Champagne room wasn't in my budget but I liked her style. Anybody else hear a classic line from a dancer?

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boogieknight369

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11 years ago

First time at penthouse club in detroit. I was there 5 minutes when a chick walked up to me, stuck her tongue in my ear and said "I can't wait to have your cock down my throat. "

shadowcat

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11 years ago

"For $200 you can fuck me right now".

Clackport

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11 years ago

"I want to play with your dick".

Alucard

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11 years ago

"I HAVE no gag reflex!"

JohnSmith69

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11 years ago

Sometimes actions speak louder than words. At Plat Plus in Greenville, a girl will sometimes sit down next to me and without saying a word start massaging my hard on. Usually it's thru my thin pants but occasionally they will reach up your pant leg if you are wearing shorts. This is an excellent sales technique.

Player11

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11 years ago

Did she mention the party in her mouth had jack herpes and Mary ann aids in attendance?

thenumber10

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11 years ago

I walked into the Foxy Lady in Providence and literally(and i mean literally) two seconds through the door while I am still scoping things out, a dancer about 5 feet from the door at a table just blurts out at me "Want to let me bounce on your fun bags?" I could only laugh. Did get time with her, was fun.

Alucard

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11 years ago

"Sometimes actions speak louder than words. At Plat Plus in Greenville, a girl will sometimes sit down next to me and without saying a word start massaging my hard on. Usually it's thru my thin pants but occasionally they will reach up your pant leg if you are wearing shorts. This is an excellent sales technique."

When I encounter this technique, the dancer usually makes some nice money from me. LOL.

Dain

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11 years ago

Verbal plus non-verbal communication is the best. The best line was a recent when I asked a girl, "Do you enjoy fucking in here?" She replied, "I enjoy fucking--period!"

lotsoffun201

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11 years ago

I was in Olympic Gardens in Vegas playing video poker. A girl I knew said "Instead of feeding that slot, why don't you feed mine"? Hit a couple of good hands and fed her slot just like she asked.

Alucard

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11 years ago

Was that "Feed her Slot" or "FILL her Slot"? LOL

LordxBetty

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11 years ago

This was OTC, "I'll totally suck you off for a bag of fritos!!!! I'll even let you nut In my sister and I'll drink the cum..."-23CambyFag

Best Line ever from him....

motorhead

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11 years ago

"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."

Ironcat

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11 years ago

When I asked a dancer her name she said "Cock Worshiper"

ilbbaicnl

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11 years ago

My favorite is "would you like a dance?" accompanied with a relaxed, friendly smile.

GoVikings

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11 years ago

Lotsoffun201 has had the best one thus far

gatorfan

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11 years ago

I've killed 5 people

bang69

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11 years ago

$100 bucks bbfscip rite here & rite now

ebobrian

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11 years ago

Shortly after sitting down at the bar......(gives me the handshake) then adds "has anyone taken care of you yet"?

Clubber

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11 years ago

Still the best I've heard as I was sitting at the bar, and she came up, fondled Mr. Happy and whispered in my ear, "I want to suck your cock." and she did. Many times over. :)