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Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped by Monday late afternoon on...

Stopped by Monday late afternoon on the way to beantown. Has always been a favorite stop. I hope they don't clean this place up any more...Don't get me wrong this still isn't a "Men's Club"…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 11:50PM, Wednesday, June 14, 2006. Parked in the partially paved parking lot while truckers parked in gravel lot. After paying the $5 cover, I entered the club and sat…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Went here last Friday night and...

Went here last Friday night and the place was dead all night...no problem getting a seat most anywhere and getting the attention of the dancers. I give this place an 8 because of the quality…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

What is the saying? location ,...

What is the saying? location , location, location. Its hard to believe that this club is affiliated with the Cheetahs in Pompano Beach. While the inside is OK, the girls are night and…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

I never thought I'd live to...

I never thought I'd live to see the day, but Alex's has finally added 2 VIP dance areas. These are actually "champagne rooms" and it works like this: If you want a bottle of champagne…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in years but I was on the East Side and had a couple hours and a couple bucks to squander. Club still is all about the regulars…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Hadn't been to the club in...

Hadn't been to the club in awhile so decided to check out on Friday afternoon. First suprise was $5 cover. I have not seen a cover at a Richmond club before 7 or so. The…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Was bored, stop here again. ...

Was bored, stop here again. The talents change a lot since my last time here. Most dancers are very young, too young. Skinny and flat chest, but very enthused. Lot of…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Stopped by club last night- Monday...

Stopped by club last night- Monday being when they have the VIP section at half price- $75 for 30 minutes. There was a large selction of girls to choice from- many with "A" chest which…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

I stopped in here for the...

I stopped in here for the first time on a Friday afternoon while I had about an hour to kill before I had to catch my plane. There wasn't any cover but I did…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

This is a great club if...

This is a great club if you like a wide variety of girls! I met a really sexy and sweet dancer named layla there! Theres not a lot of 10's here. Most…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

I visited Sensation on Father’s Day...

I visited Sensation on Father’s Day for the first time, because it was the closest joint to where I live that allows fondling of the girls. Now, it took me an hour and a half…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

This is a topless club in...

This is a topless club in Albany ny.The club is open at 11 am till 4 am monday thru saturday.Private dances are 20 dollars and are not worth it.drinks cost 6 dollars and there is…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

This is the place if you...

This is the place if you look for some tension release. Had the pleasure of being there when they had a feature appearence by Sunset Thomas. More later on Sunset Thomas. X Dreams was definately…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Visited Houston last week on business...

Visited Houston last week on business and had to check this place out. I arrived at 9pm. The girls were beautiful and so plentiful. They must have at least 100 girls working there. I…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Been a while since I have...

Been a while since I have been here. use to be a favorite. Many of the dancers I knew have moved on, but there is always new ones to get interested in. The best thing…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

This place really hasn't changed too...

This place really hasn't changed too much over the years, although there are now private rooms which I heard run for $175 for 20 minutes. However, since the rules are exactly the same as…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I always seem to have lots...

I always seem to have lots of fun here, and it always seems to cost lots of money! I haven't been in a couple of years, but not much seems to have changed, I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This place is just plain fun....

This place is just plain fun. You can BYOB - and the bartenders are very nice and helpful to keep your bottles for under on ice. And the girls (ranging from 4-9) are…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This place was hoppin' the other...

This place was hoppin' the other night when I visited about 11:00 on a weekday. There were a few 9's, but one tall brunette was truly captivating. I love that tight, tanned, body on her,…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

What others have said about the...

What others have said about the mileage is true - it is off the chart and pretty much anything goes. The place itself is very nice with a good kitchen, plenty of space, nice…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

I have been at the club...

I have been at the club a few times, everyone is very nice, staff there is very entertaining and most of the girls are very beautiful. I recomend the club to anyone that is willing…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

well i went in here really...

well i went in here really late on a monday night. there were prolly 10 girls there. ranging anywhere from 5-9. only had about 30 mins of time before close so it was kinda slow.…

Sin City After Dark

Highland Park, Michigan

I was back in town on...

I was back in town on business and decided to give this club a try again. I went on Thursday because I had read here that it's $10 dance night. I used the…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Visited the club on sunday afternoon....

Visited the club on sunday afternoon. Very few customers there and about 5 dancers. The club appearance has improved since the last time I was there. Now has comfortable bench seating arround the out side…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in about 6 on a...

Stopped in about 6 on a Friday afternoon. Got a soda for a couple of bucks and sat by the stage. They did two song sets and are nude for the second.…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Gold Club - San Francisco, CA Layout:...

Gold Club - San Francisco, CA Layout: Main Floor from sidewalk, restrooms (men's) are downstairs, VIP with balcony upstairs. Three stages: Main, and two small stages without chairs. One bar downstairs straight ahead from the main doors.…

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What's supposed to be the difference between Top 40 rank and Top 40 rated?

You go to the Top 40 page and you got a list of the the Top 40 ranked clubs and the Top 40 rated clubs. What's supposed to be the difference? Aren't rankings and ratings the same?…

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Cops & Strippers

In the Seattle area where I live, from time to time, vice will raid one club or another. It seems like it's more for political reasons, than any other. Just so the local authorities can boast that they…

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Factors In Top 40 & Bottom 40

Quick perusal of top 40: Factors in club being listed in top 40 include combination of 2 way mileage, attractive dancers, and the right intangibles of atmosphere. Some(Adelita), have flat out been called a whorehouse by rave reviewers, several others…

The White House

Auckland, New Zealand

This club, is hands down THE...

This club, is hands down THE best strip club I have ever been to, ever! I cannot begin to explain how great this place is. From the building, settings and the girls, everything is perfect.…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Visited again. These are the nicest...

Visited again. These are the nicest and sweetest dancers ever. They don't have the jaded dancer mentality. I don't know why they don't get it. And it is unusual to get such good attention paid…

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's easy to see why this...

It's easy to see why this club ranks so high on this site, as this is by far the best strip club I've been to. A buddy of mine and I arrived a little…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in for a bachelor party...

Stopped in for a bachelor party on Friday night. It's been a while since I visited. There is a LOT of good looking new talent here. The bachelor thoroughly enjoyed himself, as well as the…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

As predicted in an earlier post...

As predicted in an earlier post the Mardi Gras Co now own the 5th Alarm. No real changes yet but the class of dancers has risen even slightly. Private dance area is not…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I've been coming here for a...

I've been coming here for a number of years, but this is my lowest rating ever. Seems like a disinterest on the part of the girls and it wasn't very crowded at all.…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Stopped into the Crazy Horse last...

Stopped into the Crazy Horse last week on vacation to rekindle old memories of the place. The interior is still well maintained, but the quality of the dancers was not. The first 2…

Kahoots Showgirls

East Hartford, Connecticut

My rating is 6. I...

My rating is 6. I consider a 1 to be for only 6 foot rule table dance clubs and 10 to be for FS available clubs. This is a belated post. I…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

This rating of 6 is on...

This rating of 6 is on a scale of 1-for a club with strict 6-foot-rule...and 10 for a club where full extras are the norm. To break that down a bit more, I would…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

After being in the Fayetteville/Ft. Bragg...

After being in the Fayetteville/Ft. Bragg area for a couple of months now, my friend and I decided to check out a different strip club. We chose Victoria's. The entryway/lobby is actually pretty roomy for…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

This is an old time meighborhood...

This is an old time meighborhood bar. Local girls and no private dances. Its fine for a beer and some sports on TV but not for the true monger. Better off at places like Playhouse…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped in recently and had an...

Stopped in recently and had an OK time. Most of the girls were nothing to write home about, but one or two were pretty good looking. Had a good lap dance from a pretty brunette.…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Visited weekday afternoon. Busier than...

Visited weekday afternoon. Busier than my other visits, thought the dancers said it was a quiet day. Had dances from three girls. All had natural boobs. A thin, short girl was…

Club USA

Tumon, Guam

I submarine pulled into Guam in...

I submarine pulled into Guam in May and all the officers and crew were there, we basically took the place over for the week. The best dancerl there is a blonde named Ursula. Overall the…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped by Wednesday evening. There...

Stopped by Wednesday evening. There were probably 10-12 girls working. The best looking was playing pool, didn't see the guy tip her in 45 minutes. I had an average dance(2) from…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

After departing the Boobie Bungalow Gentleman's...

After departing the Boobie Bungalow Gentleman's Club, I travelled 16 miles north on I-65 to exit 22 and arrived at The Watering Hole Lounge at 11:05PM, Wednesday, June 14, 2006, located on the west side…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I feel that the overall quality...

I feel that the overall quality has gone way down at this club. While it still has the most number of dancers on any given shift, the average is now 6-7 in looks. And I…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got out of the heat around...

Got out of the heat around noon. There were about 15 dancers working. Most were 5 's and 6's. Dancers are still $10 out in the main area and $20 in the…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Was hoping that the horrible Nashville...

Was hoping that the horrible Nashville strip scene would be improved by the opening of a pure gold club, but sadly that was not the case. My wife and I went on Sunday evening…

Boobie Bungalow Gentlemen's Club

Cornersville, Tennessee

After about 5 hours of driving...

After about 5 hours of driving and covering 200 miles of U.S. highways from Memphis, I finally reached the first SC on this road trip. I arrived at the Boobie Blungalow Gentleman's Club (listed…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Still the best club in the...

Still the best club in the Twin Cities. Went there (day time) and had a few couch dances with Lolita. Let me tell you she really gets into her work. Think she has more fun…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in Charlotte IMO. The dancers are for the most part gorgeous and very fun. WOnderful to talk to and good for some hot dances. If you are…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Go to the website to get...

Go to the website to get a pass for free admission. decent club...looks upscale on the inside. lap dances at your table are $10 or $50 for 30 minutes in the VIP room...pretty…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Kahoots is the best club I've...

Kahoots is the best club I've been to so far in Columbus. It has a very nice interior layout, with a center runway-style stage with two poles. The girls on the main stage did sets…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Another good I75 diversion on a...

Another good I75 diversion on a wind it down Sunday night. $5 cover to get in, mixed drinks $4.25, bottled domestic beers $2.50. You immediately get a sports bar kind of feeling, there were…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is one awesome club. ...

This is one awesome club. The club gets only the hottest women - mostly 8s, 9s, and 10s. A lot of the women drive up from LA to work for the weekends.…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

I happened to be staying in...

I happened to be staying in a hotel just about a block from this place several months ago and forgot to write a review until now. Stopped by on two different nights. One…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The night I went to this...

The night I went to this club it was a huge convention weekend and the place was packed. I never would have even gotten a table if it werent for the fact I knew…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Talk about a rip off. I...

Talk about a rip off. I ended up paying twice the posted rate. The mileage was OK, and the girls were pretty, so it was not a total loss, but once I realized I was…

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Bumping threads

Anyone besides me annoyed by the constant bumping of treads. I appreciate RL'S adding topics ,but this is annoying as hell.

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Customers COMPLAINING about strippers attitudes towards them

What about those customers who COMPLAIN about strippers attitudes towards them? What about those customers who are BITTER at strippers who do not like them and only talk to them because of money?

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How long do you wait before asking a stripper for her phone number?

If you like a stripper and want to ask her for her phone number and go out on a date with her, how long do you wait before you ask her?

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Question for strippers who are FUCKING their BOYFRIEND because of his MONEY

Here is a question for strippers who are FUCKING their BOYFRIEND because of his MONEY. How much MONEY does it take to BUY YOUR AFFECTION? Do you care about his looks or his personality? Do other men…

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Question about private rooms in clubs

Regarding private rooms in clubs. I have never been to a club that has them. I've read about them here on TUSL. Do the dancers do Texas style couch dances in these rooms?? And are they…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This is not the typical SC!...

This is not the typical SC! Went to Seductions on a business trip recently on a Friday afternoon. There were only about 6 girls working. Most were only 4 out of 10…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

Hadn't been here for a while....

Hadn't been here for a while. Was disappointed to find a few of the friendly girls are gone, Shauna especially. A bunch of new girls who have figured out the art of…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went to St James on Saturday...

Went to St James on Saturday afternoon, after scoping the place out, found a playful dancer, (G_ _ _). After some small talk we went upstairs and she provided some good dances they gave a…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Beamers is a pretty good club...

Beamers is a pretty good club that can be a great time on a good night. Ten bucks gets you into the club, but it will cost you another $30 to get to the…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Just returned from an early Sunday...

Just returned from an early Sunday night and there were 4 girls working and 3 were 7 to 8, very nice. Since there was only one other person in the club, I am not…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

This is pretty good club. ...

This is pretty good club. Lots of noise and constant Women on stage. However, the quality and contact level is not as much as you would hope for. Sonia, a Uruagauyan…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I dropped in after with another...

I dropped in after with another guy around 8 PM, just after dinner on Tuesday. There were lots of petty girls, all 6-9, with plenty of variety. It was early enough some of…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

stopped in early on a sunday...

stopped in early on a sunday when the club was rather dead. only 3-4 dancers were working and were all pretty good looking but one girl stood out (8 or 9 on my scale).…

Mustang

Junction City, Kansas

A small club without a lot...

A small club without a lot a dancers, but definitely worth your time. Open to 18+ (w/o alcohol) or 21+ (with), the club has two pool tables, plus some video game machines at…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Went into P-10 on a Friday...

Went into P-10 on a Friday evening, place was packed with girls (range 7/9). Went into the VIP and recieved some good dances from J_ _ _ _. She is a tall blonde, man-made 36dds,…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by late one evening around...

Stopped by late one evening around 10pm. Only three girls working of average looks. Place was pretty dead and they were all hustling for a couch dance. Didn't think it was worth…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I've been a pretty regular customer...

I've been a pretty regular customer at Ybor Stip, so it pains me to say this. But it seems the quality has gone down a bit. I was there last week, on Sunday evening. It…

Ritz Cabaret & Cafe

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I used to visit the Tulsa...

I used to visit the Tulsa clubs quite often but haven't been to one in years. I was in town with a friend one Saturday night in mid March and decided to try the Ritz.…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

Recent reviews are all accurate. Tiffany's is...

Recent reviews are all accurate. Tiffany's is a good club. I wouldn't say great, but pretty good. It's got the feel of a local hangout, not too big with about 6-10 dancers at all…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Given the choices available in Daley's...

Given the choices available in Daley's Chicago, the Admiral rates well, but that's not saying much. It is not easy to find unless you are a Chicago native, the parking is horrific at best…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Disappointing trip on a weekend evening....

Disappointing trip on a weekend evening. Expecting to find a lot of great looking dancers, but was there for over an hour and out of about 30 dancers that I saw, only one rated…

Sweet Dreams Gentlemens Club

Bluefield, West Virginia

OVERALL, AN ENTERTAINING CLUB WITH VERY...

OVERALL, AN ENTERTAINING CLUB WITH VERY EXPLICIT DIRTY DANCING ON STAGE. CLUB HAS IMPROVED SINCE MY LAST VISIT. NAME CHANGE: The club was formerly known as Girls Girls Girls. It switched names about six…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis rocks. If you're visiting Atlanta, you...

Oasis rocks. If you're visiting Atlanta, you have to hit this club. IMO, it's the best in ATL. I say this while dating dancers from Cheetah & Follies. Oasis women are hot, staff…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Saturday night, came in at 9:00...

Saturday night, came in at 9:00 PM. Place looked and felt "seedy", and my favorite Russian hottie was not there. The women who were there, unfortunately, were many levels below my Russian fave. This evening…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

I was there two weeks ago...

I was there two weeks ago on a Friday evening. I got there around 10 PM and self-parking was not a problem. There were a lot of people but there were still seats…

Babes West

Indianapolis, Indiana

Walked in sat down for about...

Walked in sat down for about 5 minutes and in that time 4 different waitresses asked what they could get me , that was a little annoying. within 15 minutes i already had 3…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

I really think Jumbo's is a...

I really think Jumbo's is a fun bar but don't think of it of a strip club where you come to get off on lap dances or anything. There are no private dances here that…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

What a mistake walking in the...

What a mistake walking in the door here. This place used to be half way decent back over ten years ago when they served lunch in a rather pleasant environment. It appeared that they have…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I really liked this club, although...

I really liked this club, although I must admit I had never been to a nude dance club before. The only drawback was really not their fault in that they had an electical problem…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

visited on a thursday afternoon. 2...

visited on a thursday afternoon. 2 girls working that were 4's at best. Visited Friday evening. There were 6 girls working, 2 were 4's 1-5, 1-6, and 2 were 8's. Drink prices are a little…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

Went to trixie's on a recent...

Went to trixie's on a recent Saturday nite. Went to websight for free admission for 2. This was my 3 rd visit in recent years and best. Spent most of nite up…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Lots of girls; mostly latin. Range...

Lots of girls; mostly latin. Range from scary to pretty darn cute. Of course, being latin, the girls tend to be friendly and not shy at all. Not much action on stage, but a buck…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Excellent club - beautiful girls, mostly...

Excellent club - beautiful girls, mostly little pressure and pleasant attitudes. Got there about 9 on a Monday with a friend. As we walked around the club and scoped the place out, we were already…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Spearment Rhino has to be one...

Spearment Rhino has to be one of the top clubs in the country. On a recent visit, the club was packed with great looking girls. What sets this club apart from other…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Visited on a weeknight early June....

Visited on a weeknight early June. Overall I was not not impressed...bbout what you'd expect for a Cincy area club. Long and narrow setup with a stage on each end (only one in use the…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

Several years ago this club was...

Several years ago this club was pretty consistent. Good mix of girls, blondes, brunettes, real and fake. Now there is practically no one there anymore. Plus, they are about to lose their…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Visited on a recent Sunday based...

Visited on a recent Sunday based on reviews here.....was surprisingly empty for a Sunday evening 7, 8 PM...only 4-5 girls working and one left in between too. One was short with good tits and was…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Finally got there on a Friday...

Finally got there on a Friday night. Yes it's hidden away. But it's worth the trip in the Balt -DC area, although that's relative. The talent ranged from 6-8 with an occasional…

Scores East

New York, New York

I made the mistake of visiting...

I made the mistake of visiting this place a second time. Just not my thing. Lots of hot girls and hustle, but all air dances and expensive food and drinks. I enjoyed…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas this past week...

Was in Vegas this past week and stopped by my old favorite club. I have been coming here once or twice a year for the past 6-7 years. Always had fun. Sometimes…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I LOVE VEGAS! This is an...

I LOVE VEGAS! This is an excellent club. At least my experience was. I arrived a little after 8 pm, just about dusk. I waited til then because I didn't want to get too pressured.…

Kahoots Showgirls

East Hartford, Connecticut

At 7:00 on a Saturday night,...

At 7:00 on a Saturday night, I stumbled across Kahoots while trying to get back to the highway, and decided to check them out. I did so with low expectations. Aside from the…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

Stopped by while passing through Greenville...

Stopped by while passing through Greenville at about 5 pm. The day crowd was pretty small and most of the dancers stayed at the bar talking to the few regulars. There were four dancers…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Went to Jimmy's on a Friday...

Went to Jimmy's on a Friday June 16, not a bad club. The service was great got my beer in just a few minutes. About 15 ladies total I guess there. A beautiful Blonds named…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Dropped by on a Saturday night...

Dropped by on a Saturday night and paid the $20 cover to get in. They've added a few new girls to the lineup since I've last been here and the girls rate between pleasant looking…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

I really like this club so...

I really like this club so my ratings will probably be on the high-side but its not without its problems either. For whatever reasons, the club can't keep an active day shift going (some…

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Contrarian Actions

Have any of you perused a club with OVERALL (Even T40 clubs get individual low reviews) LOW, or at best, lukewarm reviews.? You go to club anyway, and had a good time. I'm talking planned 1st visit, not accidental,…

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Strip club name.....

What is a great name for a brand new strip club?

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The amount of money I spent on strippers over the years

I'm guessing that the amount of money that I have spent on strippers over the years is around $100,000. Yikes!!! I could have put that money into mutual funds...Or paid off some debt...Bought a boat...HaHa!!! Oh well.…

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Asian Girls

What are the best clubs in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Tampa and New York City to see and experience dancers of Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Korean...) descent?

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I guess I'm not getting tongue

Here's the situation. My local topless club as about 5 all-nude closed parties (have to buy a ticket beforehand to get in). The club isn't overly strict, but most dancers (as far as I know) tend to follow…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This club has become very hit...

This club has become very hit or miss for me lately, with a lot more misses than hits IMO. Let me prefrace this by stating that most of my recent visits have been at…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

What the gilrs lack in looks...

What the gilrs lack in looks most make up for it with their enthusiasm. Cheetah seems to have a reputation as the best looking women, however most are 5s and 6s. There are…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I must say one of the...

I must say one of the real advantages of living in strip club hell (Chicago) is that it saves me the time and the money that I'd most assuredly blow if there was even a…

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Is anyone reading books on how to pick up strippers?

Is anyone reading any books on how to pick up strippers? Have they helped?

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Unusual request

Former dancer I had my first OTC with was last seen by me on 5-11 when she asked me to help her establish an email address which I did. She wanted to do a resume & send it by email…

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What's the best town?

Forget about cities and the suburbs thereof for a moment. What's the best small town or rural area for clubbing that you've ever been to? What's the best small town or rural area club? I'd nominate Key West and…

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Strip Club Time Machine: Your Destination?

If you had one chance to travel back in time and visit strip clubs, what time and place would you set it for? Based on the accounts I've heard of $1 no-rules lap dances and more, I'd pick San Francisco in…

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Ever been the only customer?

Have you ever gone into a club only to discover that you're the only customer there? How do you feel about that? Do you care? Personally I don't mind at all, in fact I kind of like…

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Strippers as mistresses?

What are your experiences with strippers as mistresses? Do they provide intimacy and affection?

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Telling a stripper who has given you a fake phone number to get lost

How do you handle telling a stripper who has given you a fake phone number to get lost? What if this is in a strip club you visit often and you don't want her to get upset but you…

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Heading to Vegas...Any Suggestions?

I am going to Las Vegas soon and there are A LOT of choices when it comes to strip clubs. Does anyone have any recommendations on clubs? How about specific dancers? Thanks for the help.

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ATF - What Exact is She and How is she Different

I hear lots of you guys talking about your ATF. Well I don't have a home club. The clubs in my area suck so bad that I don't claim them lol I do have…

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VIP Exemption for Dancers??

What would the FOUNDER think of getting a few of the girls who dance in these clubs VIP status not to be able to post on the club site but to be able to enter into the discussion boards.…

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Yoda and the World Cup

I bet that, like me, Yoda is rooting for Brazil. In his case a win by them could lead to some really fun celebration. In my case I just think they're the most entertaining team to watch, have…

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Worst lapdance ever

Anyone care to share? Mine was in a San Antonio club where a dancer thought her knee was the proper part of her body to caress my balls with.

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Good times in bad clubs.

One of the things that makes it so difficult for me to write a review is that I haven't noticed much correlation between how good I consider a club to be and how much fun I had there. I've…

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Tits

Don't want to offend mammillary-americans, or the mammillarilay-impaired, but I want to get back to talking about tits and ass. Oops, that may be glutealcentric! Do you prefer a girl with great tits or ass? Which will get…