Here's the situation. My local topless club as about 5 all-nude closed parties (have to buy a ticket beforehand to get in). The club isn't overly strict, but most dancers (as far as I know) tend to follow the rules. These rules are relaxed a little for these parties but not much. you get free food and an open bar. You just have to pay for any dances you get.
Anyway, I saw this one girl that I don't recall seeing there before at the party and we went in the back for some dances. During the first dance, I could tell how hot and wild she was. So we kept going. Well, she got up on the chair so that she was above me and lower herself and a couple times her pussy touched my nose. After she lowered herself down like that the last time, she said "I guess I'm not getting any tongue" is a seemingly disappointed way.
Would you have given her the tongue in that situation? I'm thinking if the situation should happen again with that girl, I might now that I know.


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Shadow, show me a woman who puts her cooch in the face of every PL in a strip club, and I'll show you a woman you can have, as far as I'm concerned....
With a "real" long-term girlfriend, I'm glad to take the reins and watch from behind the hairy blindfold. But with gals I meet in clubs, as an OTC (or, yeesh! ITC?) experience? Nah, I feel like that's too high a risk to take. It's gushy and warm down there, same stuff they put in petri dishes to grow cultures ...
I gotta go with Yoda on this one - opposite of if it smells like fish eat it. If it smells bad and isn't properly maintained give it a little nose lol If it's nice clean trimmed and smells good get down to business. Carry a little travel size bottle of strong mouthwaste and clean up afterwards. Have fun - she was going to.
If the kitty is offered, I'll often take a taste before my brain registers that it is probably a stupid thing to do. Then I swear to myself that the next time I won't do it....but then I do again anyway. The tongue tends to poke out before the brain has time to stop it.
Quicksand - if it were Franch kissing, I would have had no qualms whatsoever.
I would have licked that pussy. You might not get another chance.
I've been presented with this situation several times in clubs. My rule is that if I can smell it coming I don't eat it.
According to the website aids.com, cunnilingus AKA eating pussy has a very low tranmission rate of hiv. Of course, that doesn't account for all the other STD's out there that are easilly transmitted through this kind of contact.
I'd try to stay safe as well. Unless you know her sexual history and if she is clean or not, I wouldn't want to go down that road (pun intended).
I personally avoid contact with the kitty altogether. It can harbor too many contagious and incurable diseases!
When I read the title of this thread, I thought it would discuss deep French kissing (DFK). We had that discussion a while back at
That seems reasonably safe.
Charge her money for it or at least get a discount on your dances.
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