What's the best town?

Bluefield-Princeton, West Virginia--used to be four clubs, now only three, but an amazing number for an area of only 20,000 people----all nude, all alcohol, and girls will spread their legs wide open when nude and masturbate on stage (see my reviews)

"Why -- Our Town of course," he said with his biggest 1950's shit eating grin plastered accross his face.


Actually I think Ottowa, IL is about as good an answer as any.

My personal favorite club is Shotgun Geniez in Hamburg, Iowa, in the SW corner of Iowa. It's the only place I've been to with nude lapdances at reasonable prices. Of course, I also think it's on the downhill slide, although I went there last weekend and it was as good as it ever was.

One particular rural area which has good clubs that I've been to is Ottawa, Illinois. They got 2 clubs, the Lamplighter and the Silver Slipper, which are as opposite as can be, but they are both pretty good.

Used to be hands down no contest. The Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch in the town of Warrensburg about 30 miles from Kansas City. Last time I was there it had gone down hill but the board indicates it's coming back. If you like those fresh faced midwestern girls it's your place.

Officer, I've been to a couple of decent clubs in rural WVa and have met some very friendly ladies there, I think it's a state that's overlooked by most clubbers but shouldn't be. But I've never made it to the Bluefield area, that's too far off the beaten track for even me.