This rating of 6 is on...

This rating of 6 is on a scale of 1-for a club with strict 6-foot-rule...and 10 for a club where full extras are the norm. To break that down a bit more, I would say the talent was also 6 or 7, which is pretty standard-to good for cheap Jersey friction and extra places. (NYC may have some 10-type talents but no action- you might as well just go into a NYC club, hand a Russian dancer all your credit cards and ATM PIN and then go home and spank to a video - same result, different tax bracket.)

I went there because my home base - SO's in WO - got KO'd by the LE. If you believe the other blogs, it sounds worse at SO's than your standard sex-misdemeanor sting, so I figured it was time to play tourist in Essex County. VIP's is spooge distance from SO's.

There were two very similar Brazilian dancers there. One was definitely named "Shirley" and we were told the other one was Laverne and it sounded like Laverne. That's got to be an impossible coincidence, had to be BS or my booze, so let me describe them. They both were 5'4", long dark hair, very thick. Shirley's English was not so good. She was shy, inexperienced. Laverne had been here years and they were close because they both were trying to help each tag team guys. I took Laverne into the booths, which are covered on sides but open in front and face a floor/cieling mirror. Nice cathouse touch but my first question was Video? Yes, she said but do not worry I can do what I want!!! Despite the sheer incongruity of that statement, she proceeded to strip/unzip/light massage then went to Russian, then CG and RCG. Fully attentive, eye contact, fair bit of mutual touch. She even had respectable Jordanesque trash talk for a Brasilian, not the usual fluff about how much they like you and why I not see you. Needed all 3 dances b/c boozedick issue. Will go back sober.