Strip club name.....

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omnipotent1
What is a great name for a brand new strip club?

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Golfer99
19 years ago
I always thought "He's not Here" was the perfect name lol For a real club I think the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch which is in Missouri is a pretty good name.
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T-Bone
19 years ago
I'm partial to: "Pussies R Us"
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nj_pete
19 years ago
Saw a resturant with a large dining room and bar area for sale in a ski resort area in New England, very mountainous region, thought it would be neat to buy the place and turn it into a strip club and call it Twin Peaks.
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Book Guy
19 years ago
The Office
The Library
My Apartment
Joe's Apartment
I Don't Know
Roamin' Handsome
Lickety Splitz (gotta have the "Z" in there!)
Carpet Cleaners
Quite A Spread
Pussy Galore
Shoe Models
Leave Your Hat On
Bone-a-Rama
Wooden Ewe
Sir Rogate's (get it? "surrogate"?)
Silly Cones
Hootenanny's
Git's and Shiggle's
The Cuban Missile Crisis (Bay of Pigs?)
Smears and Beers
Pumpjumpers
Stumpjumpers
Odoreaters
Rod and Real
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Clubber
19 years ago
As a husband, I like any place to be named "The Office".
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DandyDan
19 years ago
Clubber,
I've actually been to a club named the Office, not too far from me in Lincoln, Nebraska. It doesn't remind me of any office I've been in. I've never been served beer in an office, for one thing.
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chandler
19 years ago
Actually, it's impossible to answer that question without knowing more about the club. You need to hire a naming consultant to study your plan for the business, your competition, conduct market research, test marketing, hold meetings, compile a shortlist of names and then advise you to call it The Gold Club.
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chandler
19 years ago
Tit World
Tit Depot
Stripperland USA
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FONDL
19 years ago
I decided a long time ago that if I ever owned a club it would be called "La Chat Noir." And there'd be one behind the bar.
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giveitayank
19 years ago
Super Slutz.
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