Strip club name.....

I always thought "He's not Here" was the perfect name lol For a real club I think the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch which is in Missouri is a pretty good name.

I'm partial to: "Pussies R Us"

Saw a resturant with a large dining room and bar area for sale in a ski resort area in New England, very mountainous region, thought it would be neat to buy the place and turn it into a strip club and call it Twin Peaks.

The Office The Library My Apartment Joe's Apartment I Don't Know Roamin' Handsome Lickety Splitz (gotta have the "Z" in there!) Carpet Cleaners Quite A Spread Pussy Galore Shoe Models Leave Your Hat On Bone-a-Rama Wooden Ewe Sir Rogate's (get it? "surrogate"?) Silly Cones Hootenanny's Git's and Shiggle's The Cuban Missile Crisis (Bay of Pigs?) Smears and Beers Pumpjumpers Stumpjumpers Odoreaters Rod and Real ...

As a husband, I like any place to be named "The Office".

Clubber, I've actually been to a club named the Office, not too far from me in Lincoln, Nebraska. It doesn't remind me of any office I've been in. I've never been served beer in an office, for one thing.

Actually, it's impossible to answer that question without knowing more about the club. You need to hire a naming consultant to study your plan for the business, your competition, conduct market research, test marketing, hold meetings, compile a shortlist of names and then advise you to call it The Gold Club.

Tit World Tit Depot Stripperland USA

I decided a long time ago that if I ever owned a club it would be called "La Chat Noir." And there'd be one behind the bar.

Super Slutz.