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Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

THIS PLACE BLOWS! Total scam. I...

THIS PLACE BLOWS! Total scam. I love Dallas. What a great city for Titty bars! Every club was awesome EXCEPT PLATINUM. Beautiful friendly ladies everywhere except here. Check out my other reviews. Almost all positive,…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This place was surprisingly good. I...

This place was surprisingly good. I went on a monday night so I expected the worst of the line up but it was packed full of a lot of girls in the 8-10 range.…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I visited Treasures for the first...

I visited Treasures for the first time in a zillion years around 10:30 on a Monday evening. Treasures is a really quite lovely facility; finished in wood paneling, comfy chairs, and, wait for…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

I visited the Million Dollar between...

I visited the Million Dollar between 9 and 10 on a Monday evening. The facilities have developed a certain sleazy, run-down feel, which I guess can be a positive or a negative depending on…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

went in last friday at 3...

went in last friday at 3 in the afternoon. i have been disapointed with this place in the past but decided to go anyway. place was dead. just a few girls and none of them…

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Club of choice, drink of choice?

Perhaps its just because I can get to them the most easily and the DC clubs have me used to it, but I prefer fully nude clubs, and I like alcohol (at least BYOB) to be available. I almost…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

I've been to the A-Crop both...

I've been to the A-Crop both during the day and at night, though more often to eat during the day. Why go to a strip club to eat? Because the food is good and cheap,…

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Thread to carry on debate over censorship, etc.

I'm starting a new topic in case any one wants to continue without bumping Shadowcat's choice of words to the top of the topic list. Picking up where FONDL left off: "Chandler, your first two posts sound like demands to me.…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

Club has a lot of potential...

Club has a lot of potential with a wide selection of drinks at the bar but entertainment does not usually get started until 10pm despite the club opening at 7pm.

The Dream Boutique

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is video store with live...

This is video store with live action booths. I had a better time at Venus Video, for consistently $20 less per service (i.e., if it cost $80 at Venus it was $100 here).…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

My shortest visit here ever. Looked...

My shortest visit here ever. Looked up and saw a Fat older dancer girl on stage. No customers. Horrible Vibe. Instead of even ordering a drink I used the rest room and walked right out.…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

We visited Camelot on a Monday...

We visited Camelot on a Monday night. The club is a little cramped but very nicely laid out. Maybe one of the best looking clubs in the area. The dancers are all cute no fat…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

No a bad club! YMMV...

No a bad club! YMMV here for sure. I got a couple of laps from two different dancers. The first did a little griding, but the second did much better. I…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Swung into the sands mid may...

Swung into the sands mid may on a thursday night. There wern't many girls there when I first showed up about 3 or 4 good looking bunch of girls. None of them seemed to wanna…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Came by early afternoon on a...

Came by early afternoon on a Monday and was surprised to see this place fairly busy. The last time I was here was about a month ago, and was surprised some of the dancers…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Had a nice late afternoon visit...

Had a nice late afternoon visit with a favorite whose been around a long time, Jennica. Always pleasant, fun to talk to.....and gives an absolutely awesome dance!

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

6/5/06 – I finally made my...

6/5/06 – I finally made my first trip to Teasers after 3 unsuccessful tryandfindit drive-bys early on a weekend morning when I was sure there would be no traffic. It really is hard to…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

After two good clubs with great...

After two good clubs with great dances, this place was a let down. The benches along the wall are not only very public, but also not that comfortable. The grindage was OK, but…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I'm in Vancouver every few months...

I'm in Vancouver every few months and make it a point to drop by the No. 5 when I get a chance. This club is great if you want to kick back watch sports watch…

Erotic Club Bohem

Kópavogur, Iceland

This is a nice clean Club. i...

This is a nice clean Club. i realy like that one, verry nice staff , and the Dancers UFF WOW they also are the only club in iceland that has icelandic…

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Is it me, or are some of the maps off?

I checked out all the places on my favorites list, and a couple of them were way off. I sent a message to founder through the Contact Us link, so I made him aware of it, but are some…

Ships Wheel

Metairie, Louisiana

Well, the old adage that a...

Well, the old adage that a rising tide floats all boats must not apply here. In the post-Katrina construction/debris removal/FEMA contractor world there are unprecedented crowds and big improvements at most clubs. Not…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The Cheetah is by far the...

The Cheetah is by far the standard by which all other Atlanta clubs should be measured. Although it tends to be more costly than other clubs, the extra fees are well worth it.…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Brandy's is laid back and a...

Brandy's is laid back and a nice club. The girls are good looking here as previously posted. Lots of 8s to choose from. However, the mielage is not that great. It seems like Brandy's tries…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Went here on last Tuesday evening...

Went here on last Tuesday evening and found it to be rather full. Lots of girls and customers. I did notice about a dozen female customers most with dates, but a few female…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Was here back in November and...

Was here back in November and was not impressed. But because I had a good experience two years earlier, I decided to try it again. It was worth my try, I had a…

Wiggles

Rockledge, Florida

I always like to try a...

I always like to try a new club, when I return to an area. Well Wiggles was the new try. What a mistake. The place is no bigger than a large "basement…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

The food was good. I...

The food was good. I could stop there, but I won't. About the only girls that paid any attention to us were the waitress and one crazy dancer who seemed like she was…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped here on a Friday night...

Stopped here on a Friday night at around 10pm, seemed a little slow. Since my membership expired, had to pay the $35 admission. This is a BYOB place and there is a liquior…

Pump House

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Went to pump house last saturday...

Went to pump house last saturday night. After gettting turned down at mickeys due to not being a member i decided to walk around the parking lot. For those familiar with the area, you allknow…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

My last experience at Hurricane Betty's...

My last experience at Hurricane Betty's wasn't as good as the previous ones. There were about 10 -12 dancers on shift, 2 were really cute but with a pricess attitude, 3 were rrrrrrrreally rotten, and…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

I much prefer a dive joint...

I much prefer a dive joint that offers contact and a relaxed atmosphere over well furnished places with pushy girls selling air dances. EVen if that means the girls are 8 out of 10 rather…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I made a few more visits...

I made a few more visits to Pleasure’s since my last review. The last two visits were - one the Memorial Day and the other one on the last week end Saturday (6/10/06). These visits…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

club has not changed in years...

club has not changed in years really needs a facelift but the girls are the best in vegas go during the dayshift no cover dances or done in the booths the dayshift you are by…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

$15 laps vs. $10 dances everywhere...

$15 laps vs. $10 dances everywhere else in town but i found a little gem on my week day visit. No matter how many dancers a club has, as long as i can find something…

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What about unionisation for strippers?

It was famously talked about here in Las Vegas by an enterprising stripper. She was and is blackballed for having the guts to comtemplate sumpin so radical. Personally I wouldn't mind seeing it as hearing some…

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Sugars no longer in Shoreline??

OK...when did Sugars move out of Shoreline and to 8600 Lake City Way N.E. in Seattle???? And I thought the city of Seattle has a moratorium against any new clubs inside the city limits.

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Where is the ROMANCE in a FIVE DOLLAR lap dance?

Where is the ROMANCE in a FIVE DOLLAR lap dance? Do you find strippers who KISS and CUDDLE during a lap dance which you are paying them FIVE DOLLARS for?

Shangrila East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Again, this is a rating for...

Again, this is a rating for the greater Ft Wayne area. Not compared to places with more liberal policies. It is a huge club. It has been completely redone. It does seem like a nightclub…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

I visited HHI on a business...

I visited HHI on a business trip last week. I dropped in on this club and found it entirely decent, given that it is strictly hands off. There was a mix of dancers…

Take One Lounge

Miami, Florida

The girls in there are fantastic....

The girls in there are fantastic. The club was small but it gave me a chance to be up close and personal. Two points are taken off because there's no live

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, Nevada

First club that earned a 10...

First club that earned a 10 from me. Dancers fly in from all over the world to work in Vegas, so of course there are going to be hot looking dancers. All of…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

Went to Zach's recently during a...

Went to Zach's recently during a golf outing and had a pretty good time. The dancing is all nude and the ladies who come in after 6:00 are generally quite attractive; 7 - 9s…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Good little club. Every major city...

Good little club. Every major city has a "strip" or designated area of strip-clubs, usually near the airport or the railroad lands, where most of the strip clubs are located. And many major cities ALSO…

Jet Strip

Memphis, Tennessee

Dropped by Sunday night. There were...

Dropped by Sunday night. There were people in the parking lot and the "open" light was on, but no cars around and nobody in the club. I guess it was an off-night. This place hasn't…

Pure Passion

Memphis, Tennessee

Had a good time at this...

Had a good time at this primarily African-American club on a Saturday night. Girls were coming up to me and soliciting dances, were good at conversing and warming me up before we went back to…

Pink Paradise

Paris, France

Upscale club but unfortunately all the...

Upscale club but unfortunately all the girl are not so attractive, only a few ones are 8 or 9, many of them are only 5 to 7. Entrance is 25 euros + one pink money that…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Got there in time for shift...

Got there in time for shift change on a Tuesday evening. Most of the dancers in the 3 -6 range, with downgrades for lack of personality. The club has $10 dances in the…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

Dropped in to this pit on...

Dropped in to this pit on Saturday night, and found out that the old tired bags who dance here haven't improved in quality though they have rotated through to another generation of girls. The place…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on the Tuesday after Memorial...

Visited on the Tuesday after Memorial Day, in the afternoon. Club had 6 dancers and 10 customers. Dancers ranged from 4 - 7, I guess the talent doesn't come out until the evening.…

Double D Lounge

Huntsville, Alabama

My last few visits to Double...

My last few visits to Double D's have left a bit to be desired. The quality of dancers wasn't as good as earlier visits. On one visit there was really nothing worth keeping me there…

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Clubbing in the Northeast

Yoda and I seem to be the only two people her who ever mention clubs in the Northeast (including MD if I can stretch things a little.) I happen to think that Providence, Philadelphia and Baltimore are among the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This is a composite of about...

This is a composite of about six daytime visits to Ybor between March and June. The eye candy factor is still fairly high. A dollar tip at the stage is still a good value (and…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Update from Friday, June 9. Stopped in...

Update from Friday, June 9. Stopped in about 4 pm. Many dancers working, yet there didn't seem to be anyone new. I saw lots of familiar faces, all of whom were ready, willing and…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Last week on Wednesday I had...

Last week on Wednesday I had the pleasure of seeing Jordan again.....let me tell you it was a pleasure.>-) There were a few more girls than usual. Even more new ones. It…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Went by one of my favorite...

Went by one of my favorite clubs on a early Wednesday night with some of my old school buddies. I used to dance at this club and so knowing some of the employees probably…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Oh, my...things are looking up at...

Oh, my...things are looking up at Hot Tamales...finally! Stopped in Friday, June 9 about 3 pm. Saw my dancer who I always come see, plus there was some very nice and friendly young new talent…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

I always tell myself I will...

I always tell myself I will stay away from here, but things are SO boring in Muskegon that I had to at least check this place out to see if anything had changed since last…

Trails II Men's Club

South Salt Lake, Utah

Like most any Utah club, I...

Like most any Utah club, I consider this primarily a bar, secondarily a " strip " club. If you walk in expecting a traditional strip club you will most likely be sadly disappointed. Pool tables…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Cover charge is $20 Has full...

Cover charge is $20 Has full bar and Some of waitress is HOT. The lighting is kind of too dark. Compaired with other Strip club, the quality of grils are above…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here on a Sunday night,...

Went here on a Sunday night, and really liked the booths/private rooms. They were clean, and the little camera-looking thing in the corner kept everything else clean as well. Face it, we're not here to…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I had a great time in...

I had a great time in the VIP room with Chane. I walked in Saturday around 3pm. There were four or so dancers and one other customer. I hooked up with the always-friendly Chane and…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Took a 45 mile trip to...

Took a 45 mile trip to seattle to pick up a motorcycle part, on the way home stopped in at the club, the atmosphere seemed kind of different then usual. the girls seemed to…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

stopped in saturday night after a...

stopped in saturday night after a unevetful stop at ricks. Foxes was crowded but didnt seemlike a party atmosphere, and the girls didnt seem to be into their job, and the 2 dancers I…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

That this place would be even...

That this place would be even in the same category of rating as Treasures(Houston), Mon's(Tampa), The Flight Club(DTW) is evidence that people don't get out enough. I was there about the 23rd of May,…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in early on a recent...

Stopped in early on a recent Friday afternoon. This club isn't fancy, but remains one of the most consistent in the Portland area. Never a huge number of dancers working, but always a…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Stopped into...

Stopped into the Gold Club Friday night, my first visit in well over a year. First impressions, very dark and very expensive. This place has come a long way…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

First tine to the club, eays...

First tine to the club, eays to find. Not a bad location. Went inside, looked clean but small. About 8 dancers. Sat down A dancer who was rather overweight was onstage. not…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I was there Friday. Not really...

I was there Friday. Not really to crowded, GREAT atmosphere compared to last time. 20 dancers or so.....7-10's every dancer was hot except 1. 3 GREAT dollar dances, talked to a long haired…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I was in Toronto a couple...

I was in Toronto a couple of weeks ago for a quick in and out business trip, so I decided to swing by the Brass Rail for a bit in the early evening. The…

Peelers Class Act

Cannon Falls, Minnesota

I found this club enjoyable. ...

I found this club enjoyable. The girls range from 5-9 in looks, but 7-9 in performance. (Note: I only give a 10 if "extra special" service, ending .with "total satisfaction".) But…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

This pull the number out of...

This pull the number out of a hat grade requires further elaboration on individual factors and a few intangibles. This was my first Sa. nite visit at this club, coming on the heels of a…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Spent a great Wednesday afternoon here....

Spent a great Wednesday afternoon here. Lots of attractive ladies. Immediately found a hot blonde with a smokin body for some lap action in the main room. She twisted and turned to avoid prying eyes…

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WHo is HAGGLING over the price of dances these days?

Who is HAGGLING over the price of dances? Who is getting lap dances for FIVE DOLLARS?

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What do strippers REALLY think about customers who pay FIVE DOLLARS for lap danc

What do strippers REALLY think about customers who pay FIVE DOLLARS for a lap dance? Do strippers RESPECT these customers for being sensible and reasonable?

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Teddies..... AHHH someone tell me that Teddies...

Teddies..... AHHH someone tell me that Teddies will return some day!!!! I was by there this past week and it was DEAD, not much going on at all. Does anyone know if it…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Recently renamed "Ricks". New stage...

Recently renamed "Ricks". New stage and new VIP area that is very dark. Bouncers can not see into the area easily, ladies get away with more than at other area clubs. For…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

This club is awful. Their...

This club is awful. Their website says free admission, but they charge you $10 for some bogus soda. I don't come to a club for soda. Many of the girls have attitudes. Not in…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Stilletos is now just a stopover...

Stilletos is now just a stopover for now. Used to be a mainstay of my nocturnal journeys. The girls still in the 7-9 range for the most part which is great. Lap dances are a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This is still the best deal...

This is still the best deal in the Chicago area. $10 cover includes bottomless soft drinks and domestic bottled beers for .50 cents/each. Its only a bikini club, but the girls will take their tops…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Haven't been in for a few...

Haven't been in for a few months, but I would still highly recommend for a relaxed alternative to the San Francisco scene. If you go in regularly you have a chance to get to know…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The Cheetah is still one of...

The Cheetah is still one of my favorite clubs, and one of the most consistent I've ever been too. The girls are beautiful and varied. It can get very crowded on a Saturday…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Sa nite, 1st visit in 2...

Sa nite, 1st visit in 2 yrs, much better than last visit. Club quite aptly located in strip mall with a few "normal stores(Radio Shack, etal) including pizza place thats apparently open after midnight. $5…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

If you like to get a...

If you like to get a lot for your money but loose on quality this is the place. Been a while since I've been there, but doubt much has change. Grimy basically, but not…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

The place has changed a lot...

The place has changed a lot over the course of the year. First, the decor of the place has been remodeled, and there is now Paper Moon logo carpet and a completely redone back…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went in here a while back...

Went in here a while back with a friend. Was attracted by the statement of no cover only to find that was voided by the 2 drink minimum and the beer was $10 each. Anyway...on…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

This is a good "home" club....

This is a good "home" club. Looks like warehouse turned into a club and the VIP areas are not at all private. There are girls for every taste there. Many look very…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

This club was fire. There were...

This club was fire. There were some fine ass girls, and they new how to dance. There were about 15 girls, and i got a seat right up front. I would say about 10 of…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to Treasures knowing exactly what...

Went to Treasures knowing exactly what I was looking for, and what to expect. Great place, it certainly is layed out for results, what with the little tables and high back chairs…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Had a chance to visit...

Had a chance to visit during the day, it was early in the week and the place wasnt very full. Nice atmosphere, waitresses were a little pushy with the table and drinks, but…

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Strippers who have given out FAKE PHONE NUMBERS to customers

Here is a question for strippers who have given out FAKE PHONE NUMBERS to customers - Why would your BOYFRIEND beleive that you are HONEST with him when you LIE to your customers? Is your whole life PHONY?

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Reading about a stripper getting SHOT at after giving a FAKE PHONE NUMBER

I have read about a stripper who was shot at by a customer after giving a FAKE PHONE NUMBER to a customer. I do not know whether or not this is true or not. It is possible…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club itself is in need...

The club itself is in need of some help but the girls and the drinks will make you forget about the dingy carpet. But who really cares about the carpet anyways. I was in last…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited Oasis on a Saturday afternoon....

Visited Oasis on a Saturday afternoon. What grreat time. They weren't real busy, but still lots of hot women there. If you ever get a chance to meet Naomi, you are in for a…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Went In this club on a...

Went In this club on a Saturday afternoon. No cover was charged so I went in got a beer and set down to watch girls were nice 7 or so, and there were at least…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Stopped by here on a recent...

Stopped by here on a recent weeknight. First of all, it can be difficult to find if it is your first time here. It is near the truck stop. 6-7 girls working, none more than…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Arrived at Christie's at 7:00PM, tonight,...

Arrived at Christie's at 7:00PM, tonight, Saturday, June 10, 2006. Payed the $5 cover w/tip, bought my $4.50 longneck, with tip, in the lobby and entered the club area. Keeping in mind that it was…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Thursday afternoon. This is an older club with a huge floor plan and multiple stages, but it is a bit run down. Even though they have a…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

This club has a nice variety...

This club has a nice variety of girls. Very petite brunettes like Star, Carmen is a super hot polish chick, Anzelina gives a good dance. VIP room is large with big couches, with a bar/party…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I took my first trip up...

I took my first trip up to Bliss yesterday.. Friday afternoon.. got there around 1:30.. expected it to be pretty dead, but I was suprised how many people were in there. Bliss is a medium…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

I visit this club a...

I visit this club a couple of times per month during the day shift around 2-4pm. I last visited this past Thursday (6/8/2006). The girls at this club (during the day) aren't the hottest,…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Through Springfield a couple of times...

Through Springfield a couple of times recently with mixed results at Deja Vu. It feels like there was a management change in the past few months. Much more "hands off" than before,…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I personally like this club a...

I personally like this club a lot. Things i like about the club are: Great price. In my experience, this is one of the few places where you can get a private dance for as…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

I'm not from Kansas, so I...

I'm not from Kansas, so I don't have a lot of context for the area, but this place seems seriously overrated to me. It is very far out in the sticks, on a washboard dirt…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Went to the Traffic Light on...

Went to the Traffic Light on 5/26 thought I would treat myself to a birhtday dance. What a shocker. In the past, the Light was a good place to get your money's worth but the…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

This review like my previous are...

This review like my previous are based off the night shift. Fantasy Land gets better each time I visit. About a month ago the club got rid of the booths near the stage and…

Expose

Austin, Texas

I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a Thursday at about 1:30. There was no cover during the day, and they treat you like a king. As you enter the club, they greet you warmly,…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

This is a smaller, but well-kept...

This is a smaller, but well-kept strip club in Santa Ana. The stage contains two poles, the 2nd of which usually gets put to use on busy weekends. Bathrooms are to the left, as are…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

The Admiral is a joke. Would...

The Admiral is a joke. Would not even rate it in the top 100. Have attended many a club across the US and can attest this is the WORST I have attended. The steep rate…

A Hunt Club

Fort Collins, Colorado

Was in Fort Collins so I...

Was in Fort Collins so I thought I would stop by. As others have noted the building is nothing great nor but I did feel good leaving the rental car in the lot.…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Late afternoon on a weekday, it...

Late afternoon on a weekday, it was pretty slow at Club O. Only a few girls working, including a totally overbearing Latin chick who needs to be broomed out ot there. She…

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percentage of strippers who pay income tax...

What do you suppose the percentage is of strippers who pay income tax is??? NO, I DON'T WORK FOR THE I.R.S. I've gotten into this conversation with probably half a dozon dancers. They either answer with, "I…

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How much MONEY does a customer need to spend to get AFFECTION and INTIMACY

How much MONEY does a customer need to spend to get AFFECTION and INTIMACY from a stripper?

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Question for strippers - How can a customer get a date with you?

Here is a question for strippers - How can a customer get a date with you? Does that customer need to AVOID SPENDING MONEY to see if you really like him?

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What to do When you Get a Multiple Dance Deal and The Dancer is Bad

What does everyone do, and we have all had it happen when you make a deal with a dancer - for example 3 for $50 in the VIP and after about the first 1/2 song you know you've had enough.…

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Mapping Speed and Firefox Browser Recommendation!

I have been getting some complaints about speed with the new mapping system. I have made a few tweaks to load less clubs as you drill down into an area. This helps a little. While testing the new site, I…

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Most difficulty in finding a strip club?

Mine was finding a club outside of Lawrence, Kansas. I think it was the Flamingo. This was back in 1995, before the internet made maps and directions as easy as they are now. The problem was numbered streets and roads…

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Are strip clubs turning into brothels these days?

I don't get it. I see acronyms in the glossary like HJ and BJ. I can't believe this crap is going on in strip clubs these days. These women are really stupid. Do they want to…

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Club Chat Goes Poof?

What happened to the Club Chat feature?

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Hello, my name is Dick!!

It ain't easy being a dick!! I got an eye I can't see with.... I got a head I can't think with... I have to hang around two nuts all the time... My nest door nieghbor is an asshole!!! And my BEST friend is…

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Founder appreciation

Well, I had to do it. I had about a year of free membership left, but I just bought a one year membership. Why? It's $39.95 (or something like that), which considering the improvements Founder has made…

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Open Call for Article Authors

If anyone would like to write an article for tuscl (like Rules of the Road, Stripping 101, Block Guide, etc.) please send me a note with your idea. I would love to have some more content here (like maybe…

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New forum comments

FOUNDER: I am not worthy! New format is great, especially the interactive map, which solves all the problems related to close-by clubs in different municipalities/zip codes. There was always the real possibility that you might, for example miss The Oasis…

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How do you decide when to stop?

Barring orgasm or other self-explanatory reasons, how do you decide when to tell your lap dancer you've had enough dances? For example, do you typically set a maximum to stay within? Do you prefer to agree to a bulk deal…

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Helping Out Love Stricken Customers?

A question for strip club regulars here: When you run into customers in strip clubs who are obviously LOVE STRICKEN and probably being DUPED OUT OF THEIR MONEY and on the path to HEARTBREAK because some stripper is PLAYING THEM,…

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Poll: Best Interstate For Sripclub Road Trip

Rather than hijack Shadowcats thread, I thought I'd ask what would be best Interstate for a road trip. Criteria that must be met is 1) Club must be within 5 miles of Interstate Exit. 2) Must be on exit road,…

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Would you help out (with MONEY) a stripper who WOULD NOT see you OUTSIDE THE CLU

If a stripper who you knew who previously REFUSED to spend time with you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE needed MONEY for some reason, would you lend her or give her any money?

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Strippers who try to avoid personal questions about themselves

When you are in a strip club looking for friendship or looking for a girlfriend do you try to avoid strippers who seem to avoid answering personal questions about themselves? Do you see it as a sign that they…

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Surprise!

As an old timer, I've seen the club scene change considerably. I remember when the dancers were never nude till when most anything was available in a club. The other day I was recounting to a friend, my first experience…

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What age do you like your strippers to be??

I look for the 20 to 25 year old range. But there was one very experienced 38 year old that had some fantastic mileage. She gave great HJ's!!!