Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

I must say one of the...

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Jun 17, 2006, 6:05 AM
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I must say one of the real advantages of living in strip club hell (Chicago) is that it saves me the time and the money that I'd most assuredly blow if there was even a hint of a decent club near my house. Consequently my experiences have been limited to when we vacation in a city with a decent SC scene (Las Vegas, Windsor, SF). Unfortunately for me Heavenly Bodies will definitely test my self restraint.

I've always thought of HB as sort of a dumpy/sleazy place. When I've driven by it always looks like it's half finished. A big half assed building right on the corner, sort of sticks out like a big pimple on the corner. The parking lot is gravel and pot holed. I just never gave it a whirl since it just wasn't an appealing place.

Last night the wife visited her sister for the weekend and I was left to my own devices. The Cubs had already lost this afternoon, so I thought what the heck let's go.

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