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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Stripper Referrals

OTC “My hot friend wants to meet you!” I’ve had that a few times and actually the girl was pretty hot. Not catfished at all. My stripper friends I’ve met through the years have had a good looking group…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 16

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This Yara from 90 Day Fiance

I'm watching this tonight and I'm thinking to myself why do I even bother with American girls. Look at how hot this girl is,https://images.app.goo.gl/zFGtSWLHEYQuzDZb6 and lets be real, it ain't the guy she's after it's that American money. I got…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 15

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Ba da ba ba ba I'm Lofn' it: Dancer Q&A with Lofn

Lofn posts every now and then. She's got some reviews and a couple of interesting articles check those out. She also works at Larry Flynts Hustler Club down in New Orleans be sure to head over there too. Lets chat…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 19

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Hearsay Celebrity Strip Club Stories

Hell even if it ain't in a strip club. I remember a thread where we talked about seeing celebrities in the club, I'm talking more of the off hand stories you hear, that you really have no idea if they're…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 23

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Putting Pounds on a Pretty Girl

I see this SB sometimes. She is gorgeous, really. PYT. To the point where it’s an honor to be paying for this kind of pussy. It’s just while not anorexic thin like a lot of girls I see, she just…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 18

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Have you noticed black people are in pretty much every commercial now

I don't watch TV nearly as much anymore but recently I watched a solid hour and yes every single commercial had a black person in it. Which I don't have a problem with it at all but it just seems…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 73

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The masks make strippers hotter

It’s been a good thing I think. I had thread a few months ago wondering about it but my opinion is (and therefore the official TUSCL endorsed ruling on the matter) is the masks help a girl. 90% when they…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 13

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Having a Regular spot vs Club Hopping

As inspiration for this thread I wrote this song *ahem* 🎵 Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your schlong, (do do do) And they’re always glad you came (for cash mo-ney) You wanna be where you can see, that big boobies are…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 5 26

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007 Sugar Baby

I recently was at bar. I had some dude point out to me one couple sitting in the outside seating. Some older guy, probably in 60's or 70's. And some young chick all bundled up with a skull cap and…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 7

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Stories from The Chicken Ranch in ZZ Top’s La Grange?

La Grange is a town I’ve passed going from Austin to Houston. Not a whole hell of a lot going on. But this Brothel that had ZZ Top singing songs about it had to be something else. Think about leaving…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 11

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Lost Stripper Alert: Jade

Last seen: Philadelphia, fleeing in horror from an OTC offer This man https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=646995 has been lying in a parking lot bush for 4 days trying locate this girl. No creep, and I mean no creep in America should have to put…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 4 8

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What are some Aliens or Robots from SciFi movies you would bang?

I was thinking about this. Sean Young was hot for a non human in Blade Runner and Dune. If it counts she does appear human though. My vote would have to go to that blue alien stripper thing with the two…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 27

Politics

Thank the lord Joe Biden won, now we can finally attack institutional racism

that we can't define. You see what these redneck republicans don't get is, when an armed criminal charges a police officer, the police officer is supposed to be slaughtered in the name of social justice not defend himself and go…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 5

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Remember whatever happens today DO NOT STOP YOUR VEHICLE

Whatever group you run into. I can't keep up with all the groups. Full speed ahead, fuck 'em. It's either them or you. And you have strippers to go home to. Just remember two words: Reginald Denny This is how it's…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 15

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Midwest & Florida Road Trip: Observations, Notes, Musings,

I couple SC road trips this year that made up the bulk of my strip clubbing in 2020. One through Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Indy, St.Louis, Kansas City, Minneapolis, Milwaukee and Chicago. Then another separate trip through Miami and Tampa. Here are…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 4 25

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Penetration is just so god damn expensive

Vs. LDK and keep it moving. Your talking about 10x-20x more expensive. Is it really THAT much better to just put your dick in some hole in the stripper? Can you get creative and put vaseline in your down your…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 27

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If your not for peace, tolerance, wokeness, diversity and inclusion....

Then your against us... And if your against us... THEN YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The proposal is now for every 4 women fucked in strip clubs, one tranny will be fucked and/or fuck you. If you don't adhere to this we will type mean…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 6

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Strip Club World Series: Tampa Vs Los Angeles

We just saw the WS between the Dodgers and Rays. It just so happened those two places are very popular SC destinations on and off of TUSCL. My question to you is who would win in a head to head…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 1

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OT: Enough with this guy Joe Buck

This man has called every big game of the last 25 years. I don't even think he's that bad but could we mix it up a little bit? He's only 51 too we could have this guy for another 30…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 11

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Messaging Old Favs Volume #4873

I was on the road a few months ago and in drivable distance of my old regular club, the Red Parrot. I was playing around on instagram when I saw the inbox, I'm an idiot when it comes to that…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 5

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Shiny New Toy Syndrome and Reviewing

I notice that I tend to kill my local clubs and when I'm on the road in new clubs I'm a bit a softer on them, I tend to give them benefit of the doubt. Then in hindsight I should've…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 3

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Everybody singing Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra duets at these strip clubs

What are we the fucking Jersey Boys? GET YOUR DICK OUT AND START FUCKIN! STOP SINGIN AND START FUCKIN!

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 7

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Correlation between how good a strip club city is vs how good a sports city

it is. And by that I don't mean the success of the teams more the pulse and enthusiasm of the fanbase. I was recently at a SC in Tampa. The Rays were playing the Astros in the ALCS and it…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 7

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Looking at you your checkings/savings

After strip clubbing/OTCs/Stuff popping up. Oh God I can’t even look. Especially after this latest little adventure. Do you guys the type to count every penny or are you looking away in horror and just waiting for payday to make…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 22

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When the DJ has an inside joke about the dancer on stage that he has to announce

And they both wink and nod to each other. Don’t think we didn’t catch that and we all now hate the both of you for it.

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 7
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