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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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If a girl dyes her hair blonde, does that count as banging a blonde?

Do we have a consensus on that? When somebody asks me when was the last time you banged a blonde is that one or is that some kind of fake blonde? Just for the record sake let’s straighten this…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 27

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Sexy women who are no longer with us

I just saw the girl from GoldFinger died. Margaret Nolan. She was a hottie. Ok not exactly dig them up but lets pretend we can bring them back to life in their prime. Too me my vote is Aaliyah. She…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 6

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It's not a chef's hat, it's not a babushka, it's like a shower cap thing

All I know is I hate it. I ran into this a couple times recently and it was a couple too many. I guess it's something women wear to sleep, let me just say this, if your a stripper, do…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 6

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The Condom Conversation

I notice that a string of girls recently I met up with have brought up multiple times how do I feel about condoms. Even after saying I’m cool with it, they will repeat this maybe once or twice more before…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 18

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PSD Q&A

Figure it was time for another dancer interview to see things from the other side. When PinkSugarDolls posts I always get that Natalie Cole cover of Bruce Springsteen's Pink Cadillac in my head but nobody cares about that. The one…

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The notion of one pussy

I'll hear guys sometimes say they've only been with one or two girls their whole life. When I hear this I can't help but burst into rolling laughter. I'll sleep with one gorgeous girl, maybe twice not even three times…

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Long Island strip clubs are in a CRISIS

-Wade through a dozen of Trannies on the edison strip for a *chance* to fuck some 45 year old stripper that used be kinda hot in the 1990's. -Get accosted by some Jamaican George Foreman look alike stripper at Le…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 12

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OT: Is Miami Sinking?

Not a new article but came across it and thought it was interesting https://www.businessinsider.com/miami-floods-sea-level-rise-solutions-2018-4 What's happening in the Keys is pretty concerning. On this issue I tend fall on the left side of things. Some of the most important cities in the…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 5

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Sugar Babies, I do so recommend

A girl you never met before walks out of her apartment. She doesn't look that imposing, really tiny thing wrapped in her sweatshirt. But then she takes that off a little later and your looking at juicy c cups that…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 8

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Best way to ask for anal?

Is there any consensus on this? I've actually asked girls through text who I haven't even met yet if they were into the backdoor with answers ranging from shock and horror to yes please. I'll do this to thin the herd…

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Overhyped places IYO

I'll throw out my list but knowing it might piss some people off who I really like on here from these areas. But don't take it personally, this is a list of places I really like just a little underwhelmed…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 24

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You know I give Icey a lot of credit

He has actually done what many thought impossible, becoming even more hated than SJG. With over 130 blocks (I didn’t even realize there was that many members on the DB) It’s downright a borderline miracle. Let’s take a second to…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 18

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Women that you think are 10's...

I feel like looking at pretty woman right about now so why not throw out some names for jerking material. Girls you think are perfecto. -Catherine Bell from JAG. God damn I just love those big natural titties. Fucking glorious. https://images.app.goo.gl/dPXRXKLrEfXXrXPV9 -Rhona…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 20

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Smells of the Strip Club

I did OTC with a stripper recently. And down under on here smelled like some kind of goat cheese or something like that, it was pretty foul. I just ended up getting a tit job and a BJ. I wonder…

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I can't wait for these debates coming up

For the arguing, fighting, whatever, we finally get a chance to see it all play out head to head on the 29th. It's like some Ali/Frazier/Superbowl level shit, I could see 120 million plus watching it. Both guys have been…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 24

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Top TV shows all time

I'm trying to see what y'all got, maybe I can get it into it. My list in no particular order 1. South Park 2. Wire 3. Office 4. Parts Unknown/Layover/No Reservations (All same shit, anything with Bourdain I'm in) 5. Simpsons (although I got a…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 37

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Review Grades

I was wondering what were your guys interpretations of the three review P's now. Place, People, Price. The names have changed over the years so I'm wondering has your meaning and the way you grade changed as well? Here's mine. Place-The…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 5

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Star Wars Themed Peep Show

https://youtu.be/w5i9IrBsMTg?t=147 Hey I wanted Princess Leia not Luke Skywalker. And LOL at those master level PL's with the heads in the windows of the jack shacks. I could never do that.

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3

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Minnow is a fucking faggot

He’s not gonna be able to post here rn because he’s busy getting butt fucked by Joe Redner at Mons Venus. Feel free to comment on how mush of a pussy he is.

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 17

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Taking the stand against thug music

We're all sick of it already. Enough is enough. Tracy Chapman, Al Jarreau, Seal, Louie Armstrong, Stevie Wonder, Nat King Cole and most of all Rick Astley your music is too violent and we have had it with hearing it…

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Hooking Up vs. Dating vs. Engaged vs. Married

https://crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/72974-never-get-married-this-is-your-final-warning

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Food you make better than the pros

Whenever I get a shake, usually it's pretty shitty. All syrupy, sugary, just too sweet and makes you so thirsty. I usually throw it out, most are usually not edible. A few exceptions there but even those exceptions I feel…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 31

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Stripper that you rate as a 9, is there anything she could do fashion wise that

would make you not want to still have sex with her? I'm thinking about it, no is my answer for now. Maybe not thinking of everything though but shaving her head, getting face/neck tattoos, ugly outfit I'm still in. I'm keeping…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 15

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I’m being told when texting strippers DO NOT use periods

Or risk offending them. Sorry I didn’t mean it like that Or Risk offending them https://nypost.com/2020/08/24/young-people-dont-trust-anyone-who-use-this-punctuation-mark/

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Famous TUSCL Dancers From Reviews

I'm not a guy that reads all the reviews, so I'm sure there's all these different side stories when it comes to PL's and the favorite or hated particular dancers that I've missed. In fact a lot of these review…

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