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Stories from The Chicken Ranch in ZZ Top’s La Grange?

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Muddy
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La Grange is a town I’ve passed going from Austin to Houston. Not a whole hell of a lot going on. But this Brothel that had ZZ Top singing songs about it had to be something else. Think about leaving a strip club and shitting out one of the greatest rock songs ever. That would’ve been some VIP!

I’m wondering if any of y’all have had any experiences there or know any that did. It looks like it closed in ‘73 but to be fair some of you guys go way the fuck back anyway. Shot in the dark.

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twentyfive
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4 years ago
Borscht
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shailynn
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4 years ago
I banged some Hispanic skank at a jack shack in Dallas that did some porn back in the day, does that count?
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Muddy
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4 years ago
@25 the fuck kind answer is that try again. Or are you trying to say they had good soup there?

@shailynn close enough we’ll take it
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TheeOSU
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4 years ago
How about I drove within a couple miles of the boundary of the rural village of LaGrange Ohio just within the last couple days? It's true, does that count?
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Muddy
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4 years ago
^^^Did you atleast get some sucky sucky there OSU otherwise that’s pushing it tbh
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TheeOSU
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4 years ago
How about I had my window rolled down as I was driving and a napkin was blown off my dashboard and landed on the road and the cop behind me wrote me a ticket for littering? Not true but that would suck.
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twentyfive
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4 years ago
Pink soup
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Muddy
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4 years ago
This thread is fucked. We have a better shot of finding Jade.

I’ll tell you what RogerTex is gonna come in and save the day you watch.
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twentyfive
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4 years ago
Hey Muddy how old do you think most of the guys here are ?
If you were old enough to remember Borscht you'd be old enough to remember the original Chicken Ranch.LOL
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Muddy
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4 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Everyone has that uncle that's been everywhere though you never know.
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mike710
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4 years ago
Only been to the Mustang Ranch. Don't know of any songs about it though.
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