I recently came across a pretty interesting review in the que. It had pretty much everything, the down low on every hot slutty girl in the club and how to fuck them. And the word on the street on every ROB right down to their pubic hairs. He even went into the type granite that lined the bar. It quite simply, a Papi Chulo level masterpiece with every thing you would need to know about a strip club EXCEPT and big EXCEPT the Tom Collins was listed at 10.25 that's not true it's 10.75. We don't give partial credit on this site. Right or Wrong. I had to reject based on integrity grounds. When Rick Dugan is buying 45 rounds of shots for the dancers (you know so he can look like a big shot and save 50 bucks on the eventual OTC) that difference piles up. To like maybe 4 dollars. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME, this is very serious. I don't go to the strip club for pussy, I go to the strip club to drink like a pussy. Now God Dammit I need to know exactly how much my 5 Blue Hawaiians as I gossip with the waitresses about who is sleeping with who, can somebody say Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwd! This is fo real.
And a message to all of tuscl who likes approving these types of reviews:
I don’t ever want to see it again! Ever!
If I see you do it again, you’re f—ing gone
You can tell it to the people that are losing their f—ing homes because our industry is shut down. It’s not going to put food on their table or pay for their college education
That’s what I sleep with every night. The future of this f—ing industry! So I’m sorry, I am beyond your apologies


Now you're just being ridiculous, lol.