Grounds for rejection on a review
Muddy
USA
I recently came across a pretty interesting review in the que. It had pretty much everything, the down low on every hot slutty girl in the club and how to fuck them. And the word on the street on every ROB right down to their pubic hairs. He even went into the type granite that lined the bar. It quite simply, a Papi Chulo level masterpiece with every thing you would need to know about a strip club EXCEPT and big EXCEPT the Tom Collins was listed at 10.25 that's not true it's 10.75. We don't give partial credit on this site. Right or Wrong. I had to reject based on integrity grounds. When Rick Dugan is buying 45 rounds of shots for the dancers (you know so he can look like a big shot and save 50 bucks on the eventual OTC) that difference piles up. To like maybe 4 dollars. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME, this is very serious. I don't go to the strip club for pussy, I go to the strip club to drink like a pussy. Now God Dammit I need to know exactly how much my 5 Blue Hawaiians as I gossip with the waitresses about who is sleeping with who, can somebody say Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwd! This is fo real.
And a message to all of tuscl who likes approving these types of reviews:
I don’t ever want to see it again! Ever!
If I see you do it again, you’re f—ing gone
You can tell it to the people that are losing their f—ing homes because our industry is shut down. It’s not going to put food on their table or pay for their college education
That’s what I sleep with every night. The future of this f—ing industry! So I’m sorry, I am beyond your apologies
And a message to all of tuscl who likes approving these types of reviews:
I don’t ever want to see it again! Ever!
If I see you do it again, you’re f—ing gone
You can tell it to the people that are losing their f—ing homes because our industry is shut down. It’s not going to put food on their table or pay for their college education
That’s what I sleep with every night. The future of this f—ing industry! So I’m sorry, I am beyond your apologies
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@Stud I was goin for more Tom Cruise to keep it topical
Lol. I'm as surprised as you. Who would have thought that the second biggest club expense for most nightshift club hounds would be deemed so unimportant by some that not only do they not expect the not-so-Herculean effort of at least a one line note on the topic, but they actually find the information akin to bathroom location and bar shapes? 😉
There can only be four logical reasons for that:
1. They are so independently wealthy that money is no object, no matter how often they club;
2. The site is chalk full of non-drinkers and/or teetotalers;
3. They weren't actually there and can't fake the drink price like they can mot other details; or
4. They have ulterior motives for not wanting to post club drink prices in an open forum.
I'll leave it to the reader to think about which one of these most likely makes sense, but 2 is not looking so good as the lead obfuscator, er, I mean opponent of a drink price expectation admittedly feeds himself and dancers several rounds of shots during his visits. Also, 1 is seeming a bit unlikely as well given historical posts on here about work locations/requirements.
I guess if it 3 then someone might need to work a little harder to post that fake review. If it is 4, then maybe the shill will need to bite the bullet.
Super simple stuff lol
I put it in bold and italics this time for ease of reading. 😉
So it's definitely not 5 for a significant portion of club visitors UNLESS 1 or 2 above applies. It is critical information and easy to "super simple" to include.
Since you like lists, here's one. Why does Rick keep harping on this?
1. He's so delusional he thinks his personal requirement should apply to everyone
2. He is so lacking in self-awareness that he can't tell that this entire thread is the forum making fun of him
3. It's a random something to be pompous about, and he never misses an opportunity
4. 1, 2, and 3
I'm saying it's 4. Is there a poll function on this forum?
It's not pomposity or delusion driving me, but review purism and an odd enjoyment of a little back and forth on strip club topics in between more important stuff. ;)
It's like getting major maintenance service on your car than getting pissed because they don't list the price of the new wiper blades that are included. Then find out they are $15 and be like "YOU RIP OFF SON OF A BITCHES. I CAN GET THEM ON AMAZON FOR $7.99 YOU FUCKS!"
The only time I get a tab that I regret is if I go crazy and buy shots for multiple people multiple times. In that case, my tab runs about twice as much as I would normally spend. The last few times I just ran a tab for the night, it ran less than $150 with dinner. I don't think that is a bad price to pay for a fun night for the food and drink portion of my entertainment. I'll have a general idea what they costs if I take the itemized tab but, as long as it's not crazy, I don't care about the individual drink prices.
During the daytime on these trips, I'll watch myself more and pay for a drink at a time with cash. In these cases, I will know the price of the drinks. At night, I won't drive and don't watch myself as much.
Depends on where you are. If you are drinking hard alcohol at BabyDolls in Dallas, by way of one example, your bar tab could end up being almost as high as your LD bill, especially if you are also treating dancers. Same holds true in Manhattan clubs. I'm sure there are other examples as well.
Also, it doesn't matter whether the first is higher than the second because they are both factors in the overall expense. If I pay $400 to a girl, do I also want a $250 bar tab on top? Incremental costs matter, as almost any night time club hound understands all too well except for those posting on here for some inexplicable reason.
So I can only conclude that if a guy can't even mention what his drinks were running him, he probably wasn't there to begin with.
So
So who do you think is more representative of the average tuscl reader who looks to reviews to gain insights into a club, you or me? 😉
I've been in clubs where domestic beers were $10+ and imports were $13+. Add tips and a few dancer drinks to be sociable and that can be a substantial tab for a simple working man. If he knew this going in, maybe he could load up in advance or pick a different club altogether so that his bank roll wouldn't be eaten up by incremental costs and he could enjoy other activities more fully.
Again very good point.
here is the definitive description of RickiBoi's behavior
GasLighters
Cheat in relationships, yet accuse their victims of cheating.
Accuse their victims of being addicts, when they are the true addicts.
Accuse their victims of manipulation, when they are the ones who manipulate.
Gaslighters will accuse others of these actions even when there is direct evidence that they are engaging in the same behaviors. Why do gaslighters do this? They are making pre-emptive strikes and/or projecting.
I post the prices of whatever I drank, and if someone has other drink preferences, they can feel free to add to the TUSCL hive mind.
Look 25, I'm not going to pull up every one of your despicable historical posts, especially your ardent defense of the pedophile. It just sickens and saddens me to relive that low moment on this site. But it does make me particularly cautious about who I choose to associate with offline from here. Where there's one...
@nice: BBD short pours its shots. They claim that it's one ounce, which is miserly to begin with, but I doubt that it was even that. I had to order doubles to get something that looked remotely close to a single Jack on the rocks I get anywhere else. On a per ounce basis its alcohol prices are about the most expensive I have encountered outside of Manhattan. Maybe I wouldn't have noticed if I was mixing the booze, but as I sat at the bar sipping those miserable little double shots on the rocks and watching them make drinks for others it was pretty clear what was happening.
It's obvious to all that you are my bitch.
If you notice he wakes up in the morning the first thing he posts is an attack on me, I only respond, if that phony would stay out of my virtual way he'd be ignored by me, and that seems to bother him no end.
I doubt that we will ever see anything more despicable than this performance from 25. Shame on you sir.
That’s all I have to say about you
They vary. I have been to clubs where I was charged different prices by different waitresses for the same drink on the same trip. Sam Adams for $6.50, then $6.00 for the next round. Just because you were charge $7.25 when you were there does not mean the reviewer is wrong if his same beer was $6.25.
Drink prices are useful to a guy that is spending $40 on booze and $20 on garter tips. It is irrelevant to the guy that has 2 drinks and spends $300 on girls.
Unusually high or low prices should be mentioned. I have seen people mention $2 beer and $15 mixed drinks.
And I'm sure you're very intimidating geriatric kiddie diddler - to 14 year old girls anyway.
Any ladies who ever consider meeting a guy like 25 from here should be sure to ask for his real name and run it against his local sex offender database. Seriously.
If only founder or the police were patrolling the areas around the schools where you and your BFF found your 14 year old victims.