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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Florida Strip Clubs Round 2: Random Thoughts and Musings

I shoved most of my strip clubbing into about 3 road trips in the past year, doing not too much clubbing at home. This past couple of weeks I hit Florida, specifically Tampa and Miami and I figured I throw…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 10 10

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The Cuban Hot Girl Breeding Program

Have you ever wondered why there are so many hot Cuban strippers in America? How a country with a population of only 11 million can export women that literally take over strip club scenes in many American cities? What kind…

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Hotel Chains You Prefer

I typically only grab a hotel if I’m having a girl over. Aside from a few exceptions like having major swamp ass I’ll just sleep in my car and save the money. But a couple brands of hotel that I…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 48

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I went undercover at Stripperweb for 3 years and this what I’ve found...

I had an alt account over there and would try to act natural and blend in as dancer. The information revealed to me and the facts that were uncovered were startling. Here are my findings... 1.WOMEN NEED MONEY AND THEY NEED…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 15

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Poll:If you are reviewing a 7 up club but they don’t do extras, what rating...

do you give for people? Me I’m still doing 9 or 10. I use that category strictly for dancer hotness but do you? Are you combining every thing staff even, girls friendliness in regards to extras/mileage and the strippers looks?…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 2

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TUSCL MEETUP: Me, Minnow and Mikeym Running the Scene in Tampa

I got ‘em. I knew we had to get together for a legendary TUSCL meet up. When Mikeym (Alias: King and Ruler of Clearwater, Florida) tells tales of being wingmen with Papi and Minnow and running the Florida strip club…

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Join the AAAAA Today!

Assholes of America Against Artificial Asses Too much plastic giving you a limp dick? Tired of not seeing jiggle when you wiggle? Or sick of not seeing wiggle when you jiggle? Can’t take looking up and down a girl and seeing Normal head Itty…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 4

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$40 Dances and The End of Humanity

Is anyone else starting to see more and more of this? I saw it in San Francisco and although it didn’t like it, I brushed off and figured when in Rome. Now I’m seeing it Tampa, it’s like the norm…

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My meeting with Rick Dugan: Learning from a true master

I find myself in Florida yet again and couldn’t help myself but to hang out with TUSCL’s finest. Not long after setting it up, 10 local Swedish blonde big breasted strippers we’re looking for man to join their group orgy,…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 16

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Raising Arizona: Talking to Missysocks

Missysocks was nice enough to lend her time for a chat. Phoenix dancer works at a popular club Hi Liter and also Blue Moon. Me personally I had good experience at HL but not so much Blue moon but lets…

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Lets talk to Nickie

I thought I'd hit up Nicki cause honestly I thought she was pretty hot and one of the few dancers that would actually agree to an interview. Let's find out what she's all about. 1. Where are you dancing right now? 2.…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 7

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Ever have a novelty thing you do when you hang out with women

I remember Derek Jeter got caught giving out the same personalized ball twice to a girl he was hooking up with. Nice touch. https://nypost.com/2011/12/13/jeter-gives-autograph-swag-to-one-night-stands/ Although it may be a little while before I put together a gift basket for my…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 3

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Late Night TV is fucking awful

I saw the other day that Conan O'brien was leaving his show to do another project. I used to him a lot back in his NBC days I was fan although I didn't really follow him to TBS. Maybe I…

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I just really miss going bar hopping with hot strippers...

It's just a wonderful thing that I haven't done in a year plus now. In my state it's 10pm everything. 10 pm I might be just getting in the shower to shave then go out. There are some things you…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 13

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Explain to me what it means to “Run the Scene”

When tuscler mikeym talks about how he used to “run the Florida scene” with Papi Chulo and Minnow 20 years ago what the fuck does that even mean? Y’all got juiced for every dollar by a dozens of strippers in…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 8

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Becoming a girl's big dick story

Somebody will make fun of that title. A recent OTC I had, she was pretty adamant "OMG that was tough to handle, definitely the biggest I've had! It hurt but it was good!" Not for nothing a great thing to…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 18

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Ever wish you took more photos

Sometimes I sort of wish I do. I'm a guy that likes to live in the moment, when I'm enjoying something my first thought isn't let take a picture of this but maybe I should make time. Alot of these…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 16

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You get a big mustard/ketchup stain on your shirt before the club...

I’m talking big. Do you call it a day or do you keep on trucking? If these people are never gonna see me again, fuck it let’s do it. Regular spot, ehhhh they’ll remember. They will remember. I live to fight…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 16

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Good Sex Music

Whenever I sleep with strippers often times they put on some new rap that sounds like animal noises honestly. I often times have to make recommendations and for me I'm partial to Sade, that would be my go to how…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 25

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Grounds for rejection on a review

I recently came across a pretty interesting review in the que. It had pretty much everything, the down low on every hot slutty girl in the club and how to fuck them. And the word on the street on every…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 43

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Is there a distance traveled for OTC where it starts to become pathetic?

This one girl in Boston, oh man the rack on this girl, you got to feel it to believe it. It's just exactly what I like. She's an SB technically not OTC then but regardless. The drive to her is…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 39

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In Strip Club Land...

Skullfucking her for 20 minutes straight = Perfectly acceptable Peck on the lips = “We’re not at that level yet”

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Phil Niekro, Famed Knuckleballer, gone at 81

He was one of those guys that looked like he was in his 80’s back in the 80’s when he was still pitching. Bob Uecker said "The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 5

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Poledancer Q&A

Poledancer83 often writes of sexual fantasy stuff on here and that intrigued me. 1. Where do you dance out of? 2. What got you into dancing? 3. Do you do extra's? 4. You've written about your fantasies? What is your ultimate sexual fantasy? 5.…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 12

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Wham-Last Christmas a roll down the windows song or a keep it to yourself

Kind of a song? I like it. I decided I would go down to the local school and show these kids what Christmas cheer is really all about. Got to the parking lot and rolled the down the windows and…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 6
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