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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Daytime TV

I saw Phil Donahue passed away. I didn't agree with his world view but he had some really interesting guests and shows. When you look back it's really some great episodes about the going on's in the world. I also…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 1 8

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Geniuses

People you are just like dude how the fuck do they do that. You know one comes to mind and that's Brian Wilson. He's the orchestrator behind virtually all those Beach Boy hits you grew up with, and really everyone…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 1 26

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I actually do think strippers do like hearing from you out of the blue

After a few years away. I always get right to the point, right down to brass tax, "Hey I'm back in town. Wanna fuck for 200 bucks?" Although I never ever hear back from that. Ever. But I think deep down…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 11

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It's amazing how much money you can save just by having a simple conversation

Prior. The job interview if you will. My batting average is pretty good, probably close to 1.000 to at least have an at minimum decent time if they pass the vibe check. It ain't really rocket science either. Hey y'all allow…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 14

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Places your surprised there ain't a strip club. Or even just more than there is

currently. I was thinking about this a little bit and there's a few spots to me you would think there would be at least one strip club there. Ocean City, Maryland. Even going all the way up to Rehoboth. Big time…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 10 16

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Sometimes I think it's cheaper just to cut to the damn chase

I keep doing it more and more. Go in take the girl your into, to the VIP and get the hell out. Not all of this ahh let me test dances with this girl, uhh let me try out this…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 11

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Thinking back on summer memories and times of days gone by

Back in the day, we would cruise down the Jersey shore. Top down. Sleeveless shirts. Music blaring. The girls, the cars, the adventure, searing hot summer heat. Mickey Mantle. Duke Snider. Willie Mays. (were all retired but it sounds cool)…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 12

Politics

So let me get this right, some crackhead ex-con OD’s on fentanyl we then proceed

to burn down half the country, ram through as much commie legislation as humanely possible and then finally bury this motherfucker in a GOLD CASKET in a week long funeral that eclipsed even the Queen of England. Meanwhile a 12…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 29

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Auto-Reject reviews

"Me and my wife..." "I was at a bachelor party..." "It was my first visit ever to a strip club..." You see any of that, just stop reading and head down to the red reject button and click. To the 2% of the…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 20

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Waterpark/Amusement Park Reccomendations

Summer is here and you got all these parks out there. Any to which you would say you had a good time at, ones you just gotta go to. I'm more of a water park guy to be honest, I…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 17

Politics

Unions

We saw the Teamsters president Sean O’brien speaking at the RNC. Another sign the GOP trying to wrestle unions from the Dems. Been slowly changing. Some defintely are going to move over. I always think to myself how are some…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 14

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You know what a lot of these towns the local strip club really is

the most interesting thing going on. Like pretty much objectively so, not even as strip club fan. Some of these smaller towns, where the main thing about the town is being a rest stop and maybe they got a walmart,…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 5 13

Politics

Honestly just bring back the mafia

Bring back the God damn mafia. Our neighborhoods were so much safer. My grandmother has been in the Bronx since the fucking 30’s we are now trying to get her the hell out of there. It’s a shame. We…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 25

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Times you and a stripper didn’t see eye to eye

One time me and a stripper who I had a close relationship with, we were hanging out for OTC. I decided to put on some music, I told this what we listened back in the old school. I started playing…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 2

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Boobie sucking...Is it an extra?

Should we treat it as such? I personally think harmless as all fuck, it's just something that comes with a great lap dance but idk maybe some managers/dancers act like it's might as well be asking to do full on…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 7 50

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What do strippers wear that does NOT look hot

I saw in the paper the other day. Something about Jessica Springsteen, Bruce's daughter who is an equestrian. Cute girl, I gotta say but in her uniform whatever you call that, yeah just a not a great look. Good looking…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 26

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You can go back in time to any era...

Your situation with you and your family stays the same. (ex: You can't go back to high school, your still married) But everything else changes back to that time. I thought about it, and I'd be hesistant to give up…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 33

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Some of these strippers walking back and forth

Back and forth, back and forth all night. Click, click, click, click. Where are we going? Where are we walking to? Lady, can we stand still for 2 seconds?

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 3

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Is it high time we start holding strippers down and force feeding them?

And maybe even IVing whole milk. Look I've been active in the feminist movement for years, decades even so my love of women should not questioned but enough is enough. This subsidization of anorexia has to end. Farrah Fawcett is…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 25

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Hot Tub VIP

Anyone have any experience's with one? They are kind of rare but they are out there. I'm thinking about doing one of these days if the stars align with hot girl that gives good dances and I actually happen to…

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Songs that don't seem to get old

You got to listen them a few times, you keep hearing new things. They kind of hold up over time. On the flip side there's quite a few out there which I got sick of long ago (welcome to the…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 26

Politics

Is Joe Biden going to be the Democratic nominee?

Is it too late to change out? I could see if he has a rough debate here coming up, he'll get some "mysterious illness" and have to step down. The polling is not looking great right now, why would they…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 15 128

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Western Airlines Flight 2605

1979 LA to Mexico City. Landed on the wrong runway and hit a dump truck then crashed into a maintenance facility. That is some of the craziest audio I’ve ever heard. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMuP1kev6c&pp=ygUed2VzdGVybiBhaXJsaW5lcyBjcmFzaCBpbiAxOTc5

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 4

Politics

Illegal Aliens raping and killing American women

Most recent one was 12 year old Jocelyn Nungaray slaughtered in Houston by two Venezuelan gang bangers. Lakin Riley, Rachel Morin. And the American taxpayer gets to pay for all of it. And if you have any problem with any…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 54

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Michelle Rodriguez

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2017527/rs_600x600-170627130222-600_michellerodriguez_fastfurious_lj_0627.jpg?fit=around%7C1080:1080&output-quality=90&crop=1080:1080;center,top https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/6rxFjOgz7wYv48IoTXXFU7Z_JP0=/fit-in/792x1042/filters:format_auto():upscale()/2017/04/17/917/n/37139775/d7e92e8d58f52d1a00ab94.43446210_edit_img_cover_file_43439906_1492462490.jpg Would you pay to bang Michelle Rodriguez? The Hollywood version. I don't know how she is in her personal life but she's always playing these butch girls in the movies. Always got this super pissed off thing going on.…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 14
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