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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Recruiting Online Strippers

There's a big ruckus on here about losing tuscl strippers. Well I decided to get ahead the curve go off and try to bring some over. Think of it as a pimp daddy version noah's arc. Apparently stripperweb shutdown so…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 6

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Light colored nipples

Anyone else like that? It’s a weird thing but I like it. Note to any strippers that may want to bleach there nipples, I may just come a runnin, wallet well in hand.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 9 7

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Closing/Opening listings

Does anybody actually do this or do you leave to the locals to figure it out? Some places on here I don't think have any locals. I feel like we are going all Kitty Genovese on this whole thing. I've…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 5

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You ever think to yourself... "You know what, maybe I actually have a problem"

"Maybe I have a severe, unending, unbound addiction to strippers" "Could you put the strip club down for a fucking second dude?" Yeah no me neither. Blasphemy, I know.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 21

The Living Room Dayton

New Carlisle, OH

None of these girls belongs on a pinup. Unless you have like 10 pints.

Medway, OH. Saturday night. Passing through after midnight. Leaving Dayton just off the way into a more rural area. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk in. In the window booth, really one of the…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 12 7

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What would be the most times you had OTC with one stripper, approximately.

If you had to guess. Could you put a number on it? Nobody is past 10 for me

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 23

The Shadows

Wichita, KS

Hey you with the trench coat off in the shadows, could you quit jerking off?

Wichita, KS. Friday night. You know Don Johnson grew up in Wichita and for a lot of us white suit wearing wannabes, he's sort of a God that walks among us that we all worship and hope to be one…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 6 3

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Say you wrote a movie script. You can pick who acts in it and who directs.

Who you taking? Lead actor, the hot girl in the movie and director. Dead or Alive. Director. I could always go Scorsese and I really liked the late William Friedkin style too. But I think I would go Werner Herzog, he's…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 15

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA

Even worse than the Neverland Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA. Friday night. Coming up from the Quad Cities. Area seems fine to me, commercial drag. Plenty of parking walk in. Black guy at the podium, I believe cover was $5. Inside it's actually really nice bar, well…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 10 4

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, IA

Quaking and Baking in the Quad Cities

Davenport, IA. Sort of leaving town a few gas stations around, area seems good to me. Plenty of parking, walk in. Girl in the window, looks like she hates life. I paid $15, ID check and a wristband. Walk in.…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 10

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Pussy that is....

1. Too God Damn hot 2. Too expensive 3. Too addicting 4. Too awesome 5. And rest assured, will absolutely RUIN you financially You really should say no, but you just can't say no, can you dirty motherfucker. Have you been in situations like this…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 12

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Are the majority of your strip club visits involving extras or not?

If you had to say? Extras meaning some sort of penetration somewhere or hj’s. I got to say most of my outings are clean. Over 90% for sure. Not because I necessarily want it to be but I kind of…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 117 32

The Vegas Club

Darien, WI

Vegas, baby

Darien, WI. Saturday night. Big parking lot, plenty of parking, area seems fine to me. Walk in. Guy at the front, he said the machine was down so don't worry about the cover and all that. It's usually $10. Layout,…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 19 2

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We can all feel comfort in knowing that where ever you go in America...

there will always be groups of drunk mexican guys who just came from work at the strip club. And wow do I mean ANYWHERE you go. Home Depot Parking lot-> Leaf Blowing the sidewalks->Strip Club is not at all much…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 9

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3pm-7pm in a strip club

Say the strip club opens at 3 or 4pm. (it'll close 2am)Sort of a dayshift I guess but not really. Has anybody had anything worth a damn to speak of until like maybe as far as 7:30pm. Should you even…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 9 20

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School Budget Elections

Do you vote in them? One thing about the area I live in is that EVERYBODY bitches about taxes, particularly property taxes and yet when the school budget election comes around, new bigger budgets get approved for the library and…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 24

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The Cuban Experience in strip clubs

"I'm Q Bun" "Chew wanna dance....bay bee" No *back to the cuban girl chit chat corner* "yakety yak, yakety yak yak"

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 24 23

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The importance of avatars

I hadn't realized the need for those things since they've been gone for a couple weeks. (I'm sure they are coming back, founder is probably working on it so not bitching that they are not yet just making an observation)…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 25

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Propositioning girls stripperlover777 style

I’ve noticed girls have taking a liking to how stripperlover777 rolls, so I’ve decided to adopt his style a little bit and see how it worked out for me, nothing to lose. Here’s what I did so far. Step 1. Did…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 10

Politics

Who will be Trump's VP pick

Even if you don't like Trump what are predictions to where he will go. We just saw Kristi Noem basically commit political suicide. That's one of the dumbest things ever, nobody is gonna be down with or vote for somebody that…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 30

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Seasonal Strip Clubs

What are some seasonal strip club destinations that you guys are aware of? It it worth hype or is just a pain in the ass? How does the "offseason" compare? I recently hit Cheetah Southern Pines, which is right next to…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 7 5

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Flaking

How have your experiences with being bailed on been for OTC? How has it changed how you deal with it over time? At first into this hobby, I had a stripper evaporate on me, she all excited and nope, no notice…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 11

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OT: Beluga whale returns phone

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cgpPsMpESkQ Is that not the most amazing you've ever seen? Holy shit.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 5

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Dickie Betts ‘43-‘24

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/dickey-betts-allman-brothers-band-dead-727523/ Damn dudes all the badasses are leaving us. Love the Allman Brothers. RIP up in that blue sky.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 7

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Customer service experience just sucks in most strip clubs

I mean what other place where you spend hundreds do you get scolded and watched like your a criminal? "Hey hey hey, don't touch below the waist!" while your getting stared down or monitored like a hawk on camera. What…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 18
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