Waterpark/Amusement Park Reccomendations
Muddy
USA
Wednesday, July 24, 2024 12:14 AM
Summer is here and you got all these parks out there. Any to which you would say you had a good time at, ones you just gotta go to.
I'm more of a water park guy to be honest, I just think it's more fun to me but I won't rule the roller coaster stuff. It's just I have a hard time trusting the crazy guy with the eye patch in charge of my life. And I just feel like have way more agency, way more of a chance on a water slide with a tube or just myself than locked into a rollercoaster. If your fucked, your fucked on that thing.
Water parks: Not to sound like homer but Splish Splash in NY is really good. I've been to a lot of them and it's really one of better ones. Also Six Flags Hurricane Harbor in Jersey is pretty good too.
Universal Volcano Bay, I think in the abstract it's one of the better ones but the crowd gets so crazy in the summer I cannot recommend it. You get in line electronically and sometimes the wait is 2 hours. Fuck all that. You'll get three rides in all day. Go but don't in the summer.
I went to the other universal spots, it's sort of meant for kids I think. I haven't been to Disney anything yet but I imagine it's the same thing.
Future: I'd like to Cedar point in Ohio one of these days, I hear good things. But I'm not going July/August, fuck that. Too crowded.
And also I just have it my head I want to take a stripper to Disney Land. I wouldn't do it alone. I ask sometimes with a couple girls if they'd be interested and they all seem super stoked and down to do it (could be totally bsing me though) The whole thing would be some G rated foreplay to me.
I'm more of a water park guy to be honest, I just think it's more fun to me but I won't rule the roller coaster stuff. It's just I have a hard time trusting the crazy guy with the eye patch in charge of my life. And I just feel like have way more agency, way more of a chance on a water slide with a tube or just myself than locked into a rollercoaster. If your fucked, your fucked on that thing.
Water parks: Not to sound like homer but Splish Splash in NY is really good. I've been to a lot of them and it's really one of better ones. Also Six Flags Hurricane Harbor in Jersey is pretty good too.
Universal Volcano Bay, I think in the abstract it's one of the better ones but the crowd gets so crazy in the summer I cannot recommend it. You get in line electronically and sometimes the wait is 2 hours. Fuck all that. You'll get three rides in all day. Go but don't in the summer.
I went to the other universal spots, it's sort of meant for kids I think. I haven't been to Disney anything yet but I imagine it's the same thing.
Future: I'd like to Cedar point in Ohio one of these days, I hear good things. But I'm not going July/August, fuck that. Too crowded.
And also I just have it my head I want to take a stripper to Disney Land. I wouldn't do it alone. I ask sometimes with a couple girls if they'd be interested and they all seem super stoked and down to do it (could be totally bsing me though) The whole thing would be some G rated foreplay to me.
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The Kalahari resorts are also good. I prefer the Poconos site, but Sandusky is also okay. They have both indoor and outdoor portions.
The Disney water parks are a bit outdated, especially compared to the exceptional Volcano Bay nearby.
If you’re traveling with a stripper or SB, then you can afford to take her to the water park at Baha Mar, Nassau. Stay at the Grand Hyatt, where there is a window into the shower from the bedroom so you can lay on the bed and watch her take a shower.
I've been to all 4 Disney parks in Orlando and the 2 in Anahiem. And to Universal Orlando and LA and had a blast at all!
You definitely need to have a plan to tackle those places, but we had a special needs in our party which makes things better ride-wise for the entire party.
on his podcast comedian jim florentine mentioned that one his friends went down a waterslide into the landing pool. the guy then decided to pull his pants down and took a shit. action park had to shut down the ride to cleanse the scene.
As for water parks besides the one at the point Sandusky has 2 others, Kalahari and Great Wolf Lodge. I haven't been to either one.
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In seattle, they had this family fun center theme park which always had tatted gangstas hanging around. Whats up with that?