When she comes over to chat, sell you on something, sits in your lap. You can hug her like a teddy bear, little smootchie smootchie, feel up rack are they real or fake, she can grab your junk, you can jiggle her trunk. They can even be licking your neck, peeling off your shirt, the whole thing can get crazy during the sale. Cost=Zero
Meanwhile during the table dance. She is to be 3 feet away at all times. No you cannot touch. No she cannot touch. Pay money, watch the wiggle and get the fuck you asshole! Costs=$20 a song.
And the kicker is at these hip hop make it rain clubs, they even actually LIKE that shit. It’s some type of strip club stockholm syndrome. It really needs to be studied.
Muddy Ape…has anybody told you that you spend way too much time thinking about pointless minutia?
Perhaps it is the simple fact that I’m a rick and a frickin’ lion that makes it possible to walk into the club and be treated like a king…but Imma give you some rickvice anyway.
My rickvice is simply to loosen up Mr. Muddy. When you walk into the club you should have the Hakuna Matata running through your head. Then sit down, order a frickin’ Jack, and let whatever happens happen.
Good shit always happens to me when I do that. Regardless, if bad shit happens you drink some more Jack, which is a magic elixir with the power to erase the memory of bad and make you think you had a great ol’ time. It’s like frickin’ magic. ROAR!!!
Depending on how aggressive local LEOs are in enforcing it, the differences you just described can be the pure definition of prostitution.
The scenario of her sitting on your lap and fondling each other with no money being exchanged is just two adults having consensual fun.
If she (or the club) let's someone pay $20 to fondle or grind that would be prostitution since it is paying for contact of a sexual nature.
I'm not arguing that it should be this way, but the way prostitution laws are written is the reason it is this way. No different than escorts advertising that they are selling "time and companionship" and anything that may happen beyond that is just between two consenting adults and not part of the transaction. Just part of the fucked up world we live in where everything is allowed to legally have a price except sex.
What im noticing in all of muddys threads is that hes broke and cant always afford to get laid. So hes depressed. Not even his belief in trump cheers him up
^Absolutely the stupidest fucking comment this asshole has ever made. Prostitution has exited from the beginning of time and is not part of labor laws, just criminal statutes, Federal and State.
On Wednesday, the San Francisco-based court threw out the lawsuit, ruling that paying for sex didn’t count as the type of “intimate conduct” that Supreme Court justices had in mind.
“There is no constitutional rights to engage in illegal employment, namely, prostitution,” Judge Jane A. Restani wrote for the three-judge panel.
Saying it falls under labor laws is pure semantics.
The reason these make it rain clubs like that is probably because theyre full of boyfriend pimps who dont want their girl being touched too much.
Also some of these people are deluded- some of them believe this crazy stereotype that dancers and servers at popular NY and Atlanta clubs keep themselves pure and dont do any sort of extras or OTC because they’re keeping themselves pure in the hopes a famous rapper or celebrity will come cuff them.
It does in fact depend on a variety of factors icey. The club rules, club oversight/cameras, how much payment she gets, her relationship/pimp status, etc.
I like no touch make it rain table dances. When other people are getting them. They add energy to the club. Maybe they tie up a dancer and I have to find someone else, but that’s the only thing that’s bad about them. I don’t care how other people have fun.
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Perhaps it is the simple fact that I’m a rick and a frickin’ lion that makes it possible to walk into the club and be treated like a king…but Imma give you some rickvice anyway.
My rickvice is simply to loosen up Mr. Muddy. When you walk into the club you should have the Hakuna Matata running through your head. Then sit down, order a frickin’ Jack, and let whatever happens happen.
Good shit always happens to me when I do that. Regardless, if bad shit happens you drink some more Jack, which is a magic elixir with the power to erase the memory of bad and make you think you had a great ol’ time. It’s like frickin’ magic. ROAR!!!
The scenario of her sitting on your lap and fondling each other with no money being exchanged is just two adults having consensual fun.
If she (or the club) let's someone pay $20 to fondle or grind that would be prostitution since it is paying for contact of a sexual nature.
I'm not arguing that it should be this way, but the way prostitution laws are written is the reason it is this way. No different than escorts advertising that they are selling "time and companionship" and anything that may happen beyond that is just between two consenting adults and not part of the transaction. Just part of the fucked up world we live in where everything is allowed to legally have a price except sex.
Lulz 🤡
On Wednesday, the San Francisco-based court threw out the lawsuit, ruling that paying for sex didn’t count as the type of “intimate conduct” that Supreme Court justices had in mind.
“There is no constitutional rights to engage in illegal employment, namely, prostitution,” Judge Jane A. Restani wrote for the three-judge panel.
The reason these make it rain clubs like that is probably because theyre full of boyfriend pimps who dont want their girl being touched too much.
Also some of these people are deluded- some of them believe this crazy stereotype that dancers and servers at popular NY and Atlanta clubs keep themselves pure and dont do any sort of extras or OTC because they’re keeping themselves pure in the hopes a famous rapper or celebrity will come cuff them.
🔥 Strippers B Hot As Hell @ Dat Club!
The one secret weapon in a ckub is if shes attracted to you. But thats getting harder with these new dancers... Fentanyl addicts and Cubans
Muddy for president 2024. Let’s get fucked by a genuine PL this time.