Times you and a stripper didn’t see eye to eye

One time me and a stripper who I had a close relationship with, we were hanging out for OTC. I decided to put on some music, I told this what we listened back in the old school. I started playing Frankie Vallie’s “Walk Like a Man” I was doing the dance, singing along, you know the whole thing.

This girl then breaks a beer bottle over my head and kicks me in the groin leaving me crying out in pain on the floor. She walked out and I never saw again,




…and I never saw her again.