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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Do these high prices make you find yourself looking at other options?

Look as far as street walkers go, you know I've always thought I'm sort of above that life, but after some of these VIP prices you got going on in the SC's, all I'll say is this. I'm rolling my…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 9 6

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Lurkers

Were you a lurker at one point on this website? At first I was a little bit and just read the site to see what I could learn. Starting out I thought to myself what could I possibly add to…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 9 15

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Your tax dollars hard at work

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AxzELzbhZ_s&t=412s&pp=ygUTTWFzc2FnZSBwYXJsaXIgYnVzdA%3D%3D My thoughts are probably echoed by the comments below that video.

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 9

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Top Guitarist all time

In your opinion. I'll go with Andy Summers. Not a guy that cranks out all these solos but his riffs are just amazing. (If you asked me best drummer all time, I would probably go with Stewart Copeland, which is probably…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 4 26

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Rap's effect on strip clubs

There was some controversy at this past world series on having gangster rappers at the ballgame but I don't watch that pre game bullshit anyway so what do I care, but I thought it would be a good chance to…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 11 17

Politics

Seeking psychitriac help after Trump win, not sure who else to talk to

I didn’t want to help flood the board with politics stuff as it seems to be but I just wanted to reach out as I felt it was an emergency situation. It’s almost been a week now and been noticing…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 7

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What does your front yard look like?

What do you got going on out there if you have one? Do yall even care or is it like big time project for you? I had one neighbor down the block when I was I kid. We called it “The…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 19

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OTC hotels

What does that look like for y'all out there? Are you splurging on something nice or getting the absolute bare minimum and then getting the fuck outta there? Usually OTC nowadays, I'm pretty picky now so I try to get something…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 5

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The Ultimate Guide on how to beat the strip club game: My advice unbound

Get together a guide to put all my best tips and tricks all in one place, everything I know. What I did to survive strip clubs throughout my career. I thought I'd just skip the article route and give it…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6 3

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OT: The Mustelidae family of mammals: Wolverines, Badgers, Otters, Fishers

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/uKeJccBpsao https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3SOjmJG73UI&pp=ygUSd29sdmVyaW5lIHJlaW5kZWVy Remind me not to fuck with the mustelidae family

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 2

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Anybody else miss the glitter days?

When strippers would be drenched in a sea of glitter. I would hug my favorite stripper and have it on me so thick that no matter how much I rubbed I couldn't get it off me. After leaving the club…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 20

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Dealing with burnout

Is the life getting old for anybody else? I mean enough with these fucking strip clubs already. Good God. A sign. At the strip club the other day a stripper who looked just like a young Cindy Crawford came…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6 15

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A man's blood, sweat and tears in it's final form

If we're honest our hard money really just ends up in lashes, boots, wigs, weaves, gigantic acrylic nails, dresses, pounds of caked on makeup and lipstick. Maybe a corset or two (<-Although that one I really like) I don't know…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 10

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Strip clubbing is a lot like fishing

A lot of it is a whole lotta waiting around, time staring into space, ain’t nothing happening, often times you come back empty handed. Maybe you do catch some and toss them right back. But every once in a blue…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 25

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Tampa TUSCL meet up Wednesday night 10/9

Let's go who's coming. I'm bringing the beers. We're all getting fucked up. Be there or be square.

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 57 14

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Shitty local clubs that you check in on every now and then

Do they ever get better? Or is it "Nope, still sucks" What the time interval where you'll give it another go? It's funny some of the places just don't seem to change, some guys on here think a month old…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 25

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Natural Disasters

I see we got Hurricane Helene coming in. Looks likes it’s gonna be a doozy. 1. Any stories dealing with natural disasters? Has your house been fucked up due to one? 2. Have you strip clubbed during one? Or would you (I’m…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 4 23

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Your sitting at the bar, no seats left, girl approaches you to chat

She's standing, your sitting. Anybody else have an issue with this? It's just not right. I've been trained a certain way. I get up every time to stand with her or even offer to switch places. Even if I'm turning…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 4 23

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50/50 Club

Did y’all ever think you’d see a baseball player hit 50 home runs and steal 50 bases? Your lucky if you get one guy who does even just one of those in a season. And oh btw he’s like an…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 12

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Songs you would prefer not to hear during your lapdance

Enya-Only Time Anything by the Ramones and their minute and 40 second songs.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 21

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All Time Venues

Maybe it's here, maybe it ain't no more. But what all some all time venues be it sports, music, even strip clubs whatever places you gotta go or places you've always wanted to check out. MLB-I've hit all 30 MLB stadiums.…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 8 20

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Random midwestern strip clubs out in the middle of fucking nowhere

You might think to yourself, uhh did sinclair hit this one yet? The answer is yes, yes he did. Just scroll down, his review is there. Every time.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 8 4

FKK Forum

How do we get the rest of the rest of the world more involved in TUSCL?

Especially Europe. North America, this site is awesome. There is nothing like this anywhere else. But elsewhere I mean it's just your lucky if you even got 1 or 2 reviews from some random guy a decade ago at some…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 25 21

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Casino Hotel Recommendations

Recently I was in Reno and I found a great deal on a casino hotel online. I only payed like $72, $73 bucks something like that for a tuesday night. A place called Atlantis. Probably nicest place I've ever stayed…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 15

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The logic of table dances

When she comes over to chat, sell you on something, sits in your lap. You can hug her like a teddy bear, little smootchie smootchie, feel up rack are they real or fake, she can grab your junk, you can…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 5 11
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