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Muddy
USA
Thursday, July 25, 2024 12:23 PM
"Me and my wife..."
"I was at a bachelor party..."
"It was my first visit ever to a strip club..."
You see any of that, just stop reading and head down to the red reject button and click. To the 2% of the above who might actually somehow be legit, fuck 'em.
"I was at a bachelor party..."
"It was my first visit ever to a strip club..."
You see any of that, just stop reading and head down to the red reject button and click. To the 2% of the above who might actually somehow be legit, fuck 'em.
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The reviews that I get a chuckle out of are the real elaborate fake reviews that ALMOST seem legit but the author always gives himself away with one zinger at the end with something like: be sure to see Becky, she will rock your world.
Guessing the fake reviews are mostly written by club managers or a dancer’s loser boyfriend who is e-pimping / pumping up his girl.
Every now and then I’ll drop a ‘club ad’ in the comments as an acknowledgement to the BS that someone wrote and partially for my own amusement
My favorite fake review in recent memory was one a few months back from Allstars in McCook, IL. It was written by a bouncer and he dreamed up and wrote a rowdy fight scene that was hilarious
at this moment a new star is born. desertscrub just may be flattered.
PLs. If the review repeats the name of the club 20 times, is extremely general, and says weird shit like "the helpfulness of the security personnel was most enjoyable" it was probably NOT written by a human 🤣
The other value in them is that they describe the experience of a non-regular, which is useful for traveling.
Rejecting a review without reading it is likewise overzealous. Yes, the phrases Muddy cited are signals that you’re about to read a shitty review, but IMO adjudicators owe it to the reviewers to vote on content of the entire review. Don’t want to read the full review? That’s fine. Don’t vote.
These are the reviews I'm most skeptical of (and before anyone points it out I'm guilty of submitting reviews like this once or twice too.)
But, how much can you really tell someone about a club if you haven't gone and gotten any dances?
Far from my only visit though.
https://tuscl.net/review/415428