Comments by Meursault (page 14)

Not to be rude (no one ever says that unless they intend to be rude)... but I wouldn't worry too much about an adult that is not available to her customer for a week. You may be friends but if you are still pay-4-play it is not the type of friendship where she might not take a break. Assuming she is real and not a prolonged drug induced hallucination, I hope she is OK and just on a short break.

I think I might save a little in one of those places. As JS points out, high mileage is cheaper there. Unless you are looking for the simulated GFE you shouldn't be in danger of falling into the Sugar Daddy trap. I'm more in danger of becoming a Sugar Uncle myself (I get too friendly and become susceptible to a line of stripper shit that doesn't even require high mileage). I think in Detroit I would have no problem going out on my schedule and taking whatever was available, thereby avoiding an ATF wallet vampire. I travel a lot. I don't review clubs on the road because I don't feel qualified to judge them based on one trip. When I travel I have no problem settling for the available strippers and end up spending less while still having a good time. In a town where there are a lot of high mileage strippers around I think it would be much the same. Hemingway's moveable feast, but with strippers.

Honestly: running. Honesty aside, why don't you put on your best white leisure suit and use the system to cheer her up. Ladies are powerless against it.

The dudes that fall in love probably deserve what they get, still, it is jarring to see the disdain. If I read a similar quote from my mechanic talking about how he lied in order to charge me more, I would very quickly go elsewhere. No matter how good he/she was. Here's the link to the whole thread: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?209437-How-do-you-respond-when-a-customer-asks-if-you-have-a-boyfriend

Not hot. Silly actually. This type of woman can be replaced by the forthcoming Japanese sex robot. The women that are interesting to be with (both in real life and at the strip club) cannot be replaced with an over inflated plastic sex toy.

There is only CF and ATF. They can be the same but there can only be a maximum of 1 of each. All the rest is non-sense.

I wouldn't give two shits for any celebrity. I like my favorite stripper.

Would you expect your doctor to strip if you asked them?

If you are really in London (which I assume is the case), America is much, much, much more religious than your homeland. But not as religious as it was in the 50s or even the 70s, and increasingly that religion is more social club than hard held belief.

Get a dance. I'm not sure why you wouldn't given that you do not even work together anymore and you don't have any friendship outside of work. By the way, this seems way to specific to be entirely hypothetical.

dude you got an almost an hour of lap dances including some head and din't feel the need to even tip?

The biggest issue is that Minneapolis strip clubs suck. @Meat72 I was born and raised in the North West suburbs of Minneapolis, and I can guarantee we are no smarter than the rest of the US population. I don't live there now but some of my best customers are in St. Paul and they are morons (maybe that is why they are my customers).

Piercings don't really bother me. I find tattoos extremely off putting. I might get a dance from a tattooed dancer, but only when there is no better (e.g., less tattooed) option. Also, I think polls inside the club are unreliable. Men will generally tell a woman what they think she wants to hear.

A word of warning about using stripper branded social media. If anonymity is important to you, don't use it, especially Facebook, Instagram or Tumblr. I think Snapchat would work well for stripper/custie relations. I text with my faves but I find it taxing. They usually feel the need to pretend that they aren't just trying to pull me into the club which I find annoying. It is almost always the beginning of the end for me when we exchange #s. Eventually I'll get a text asking for a Western Union and that is when I block the # and never come back.

If I also have to watch soccer, it isn't worth it.

None of those women had faces that were so ugly it would detract from their bodies. I'm as superficial as the next guy (well probably more superficial then the next guy not on a strip club forum), but all of those women (except Tori Spelling) would be fine for me if their personalities were OK. If you have a crappy personality, the face and body better be banging. It is a bigger turn off for me if you have fake tits and a flat ass than just about any issue with the face.

Less than no evidence. Believable, but allegation (especially recanted allegation) does not equal evidence. Also, Al Jazeera does not equal reliable source of anything.

You might consider using a mobile version of the site which will be tuned for lower bandwidth. If you can't use the mobile site on your desktop with Chrome (sometimes this can be tricky as the site will try to push a desktop back to the main site), be sure that you select "480p" for the video mode and not a higher resolution. The other thing you can do is find your videos (load them each in their own tab), play them through while you do something else, when you get back to your machine you can rewind the video to the front and you won't have to wait for the download again. Third option is to get a download helper plugin for your browser and use it to download the videos, then play them directly from your pc using something like the VLC media player (free to download). Fourth option is to call a pathetic loser, close your eyes and pretend it is a real man.

give a hand job to two trannies

Your fantasy, if you could make it a reality, would disappoint. In the end we are all chasing something we can never catch. That doesn't mean that what we do catch can't be great.

Cracking. But I like "ballz" better. It makes for nice symmetry when you want to use "bullocks" when you feel negatively toward something.

Yes. Yes, you are the only one.

IG (Imaginary Girl)

The CDC never overreacts or inflates risk, so make sure to panic. Panic! Before it's too late. Think of the children. Won't someone think of the children?!

I have never talked to a stripper who didn't make more money after electing this voluntary disfigurement. You will almost certainly make more, even if it is a bad boob job. Normally I would ask why you want to do something so dramatic for a job that is generally pretty short term, but it sounds like you would want one any way. Too bad. The world has more than enough Frankenstein's Monster boobs.