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my amazing life

May 13, 2016, 7:18 AM
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DoctorPhil.
Space geneious and inventer of the grunges

i know some of you dont believe me but both me and my pappy have had an amazing impact on your worlds. without me prince probably woulda worn an assless brown suit instead of an assless purple suit. i bet you like purple better. it would have been better if the guy covered his ass but its ok because it was not like it was a gay thing. that guy got major pussy in the day. i once did a three way with him and kim bassetter. but no crossing swords. i'm not a damn faggot and neither was prince

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Meursault

Who or what is "kim bassetter"? Alec Baldwin's basset hound?

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shailynn

Whatever Dougster

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rockstar666

He also sold a guitar to "Jimmy" Hendrix. I suppose he buried Jimi Hoffa as well.

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mrrock

He's also a prophet of Gods too. He also cured cancer!

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Cashman1234

If this doctor was really good - he would have invented a drug to inoculate against all std's.

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motorhead

This is why Chuck Berry is The Man.

Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson, and Prince all died young.

At 89 Chuck is still playing guitar and fucking

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4got2wipe

"kim bassetter"

Ace!

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