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Comments by IHearVoices (page 31)

  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Mileage from white girls
    I can't remember ever getting a horrible dance from a white girl, but I've had absolutely terrible dances from black girls. I mean "I don't even want her to finish the song" bad. I will say that black girls who work at non-black clubs work harder than black girls at black clubs. Latina girls seem to be all about the money, although I've mostly dealt with Cubans so I agree with Papi's sentiment there. With white girls, it depends: the ones who like me really like me, the ones who don't completely ignore me. Maybe there's some reverse thing going on between my experiences and those of most people.
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    10 years ago
    tobala
    Alabama
    OT: Wrestlers Entrance Music
    I assume this is if I'm entering a SC. If it's a black club, I'd prefer a song I can dance to: particularly something that's currently popular in the city where the club is. IME, black dancers are more entertained and/or impressed by guys who can dance as well as they can. If it's not a black club, I'll go with "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour. It's just a little bit out there and it was CM Punk's last entrance theme in WWE.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    If you won the Lottery, what's the first thing you would do?
    I'd either call my parents or quit my job, depending on the time I found out.
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    10 years ago
    HungryGiraffe
    Somewhere USA
    Ever wish a civvy was a stripper?
    I only think that about waitresses and other women when I'm at SCs. Everyone else I just want to skip the formalities with.
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    10 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Cops in clubs
    At what used to be my "home" spot, there was about a three-month period in which cops came and circled the club all the time. They checked for nudity (it was a bikini club) and grinding. Guess they'd heard reports of that and more going on. Place eventually went downhill for "2AM" reasons.
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    10 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Your strip club bucket list
    1. Tijuana (HK, etc.) - just to see if it's really all that great 2. Atlanta (Follies, Onyx/Magic City) - I've gone to other clubs in the A and tried to go to Follies (they were closing when I got there), so it's just a matter of unfinished business 3. Detroit - everyone says it's wild, so why not?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Songs That Sound Good But No Idea What They Mean?
    Saw Tinashe at the OutKast reunion concert in Atlanta. She is quite fine.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Afternoon Versus Evening
    I always put the time that corresponds with the majority of my club visit. As a night owl, I often get to clubs between 11 and 12 but I often stay until at least 2. I always put 'after midnight' in those situations, although I make mention of times in my review text as well. If it's split exactly in half, I'd use the time corresponding to the half with more action.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Do you recall hearing this song in the SC ?
    Mill is signed to Ross's label, which makes him instantly popular in Miami (it also helps that Ross is on the track). The dancers probably know Mill, and I'd be willing to bet a few of them know Ross. Oh: and they all want to pretend they're bosses.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    Like squiters?
    I'm so confused...whether it's urine or not, I just know it tastes terrible and I'd rather not have that experience again.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    Things you should've said on your last visit....
    To the 50-year-old-looking dancer at IR who kept bugging me for dances, Did you not see who else i was dancing with when I was there? Was it not obvious that you didn't fit the description of what I was looking for? They were young and all but one of them was reasonably curvy. I gave you one dance out of pity, and honestly I wish I just gave you the $10 without the dance. Then you kept bugging me afterwards. At least you got me to leave the club: had it not been for you, I'd have stayed all night, spent more money, and possibly never made it back home.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    jvTroop
    Dirty Cop
    stripper troubleshooting
    Personally, I like the working girls who beg for help say their lights will be cut off in 15 minutes and then have a laundry list of guys they won't see. Can't tell what color they are when your lights are off, sweetheart.
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    10 years ago
    sflguy123
    Florida
    Do u read ALL the reviews or just your state/area reviews?
    I read Florida, Georgia, and Louisiana. Florida because I live here, Georgia because it's close in proximity and I travel there (Atlanta) on occasion, and Louisiana because I take trips to NO every so often. I also read the Hong Kong and Adelita reviews so I can dream.
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    10 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    Who are the best reviewers on TUSCL?
    Got to give this one to Papi. He's got it down pat. He's very detailed 'and' everything is pertinent.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Clubbing Safety
    AAs are moving south because the cost of living is lower and the weather is nicer...which is probably the reason everyone else who moves to the south does so. Most black people who move south are moving to Atlanta or Charlotte or somewhere in Florida: it's not like they're moving to the small towns of 1500 that time forgot where stars and bars are as common as streets and roads.
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    10 years ago
    JamesSD
    California
    My Perfect Tens
    I'm with jerikson's sentiment on having to see a girl without makeup before saying she's a 10...although I'd give Scarlett Johansson all the business.
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Dancer recomendations
    I don't think I've ever received a recommendation on a dancer from another dancer. Closest I've come was the last time I went to a SC and this girl (likely) told her friend to walk up to me after she and I finished a few dances.
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    10 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    THEY PLAY THESE 2 SONGS ALL THE TIME
    I actually got dances once from a girl who was in the video for the first song. She used to work at King of Diamonds in Miami. That 'Coco' song is just funny; and I totally agree that the music nowadays is...lacking. A lot of popular rap does sound the same now, so I understand jerikson's POV (assuming he doesn't listen to rap that often). However, GoVikings is correct in that it all doesn't sound the same. I would probably think a bunch of (insert music genre I don't really listen to) sounds the same too. Lord knows I can't tell the difference between one techno/dance song and the next.
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Strippers asking you for your digets.
    This happened to me a couple weeks ago (her asking for my number without giving hers in return - mutual exchanges are more frequent for me). I didn't think anything of it and thought we'd built up enough rapport, so I gave it to her. She texted me Tuesday night and then again Wednesday morning. Said she'd been trying to text me but that I hadn't responded. Eh, whatever...at any rate, we had a decent text convo Wednesday. The odd thing about number exchanges for me is that I always tell women I'm from out of town - as in "not anywhere close" and don't visit often - so they know there's no chance of me becoming a regular. Some girls still ask anyway.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Clubbing Safety
    This is highly amusing, for so many reasons...
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Mia Khalifa
    I'd give her a 7.5...not enough of a bottom curve and her upper talents are enhanced. Nice smile, though. Actually, she's cool with doing scenes with brothers. I'll give her an 8.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Your pick?
    Alba, and it's not close.
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Good sized crowd or sparse crowd ?
    I prefer fuller clubs. Allows me to "hide" and not have to worry about unattractive dancers harassing me for dances. IME, that's been much more of a problem than me being unable to find an attractive dancer.
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Anybody planning on SCing on the 31st ?
    Don't go to E11even: it's 200. Scarlett's is 100 (don't go there either). Usher's supposed to be at E11 and both places are supposed to have some free stuff. I'd be down for that Tootsies day if I were still there. Here I have no such options.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    IHearVoices
    954 (South Florida)
    Review Relevance
    Somehow the thread got off track. Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the race aspect. I'm talking about the "sometime over the summer" reference in terms of the time elapsed between the trip and the review.