Comments by RickyBoyDugan

Greasing bouncer is definitely one of the best parts of the whole strip club experience. I still love to do it. But my latest project is stroking managers. That is really pinnacle of strip club success. I'll be writing a System about it shortly.

Almost missed one: Most guys aren't skilled enough to run The System like I do. So when I pay a hooker for sex, you can be sure that I am one of very select group of guys she is having paid sex with. Typically they only have sex with about 1 in 10,000 people who ask them. The System allows me to make the cut!

You're on the right track, Carlos. Guys with my self-confessed "personality damage" do this for these reasons: We have trouble seeing beyond the immediate moment. We have trouble feeling anything, so up'ing the risk gives us a brief, but fleeting feeling of something. I just don't care if I am putting my wife at risk! It's all about me! I also know that I can tell just by looking to and talking to a hooker if she has an STD or not. I also know that people like me are too good to catch STDs. Finally - an inductive proof, I did before and didn't catch anything, so I know that it is safe, providing I do some screening like asking the girl if she is clean.

That's quite the gal to protest drink and driving laws where the limits are ridiculously low. I say marry her.

That's right. Eastern European girls are the Gordon Gekko's of the stripper world. Why I worship them. Want to be them!

Did somebody mention a System?

farmerart: "Booze has always been my companion on my strip club visits, save when I was driving a vehicle. " I with you that booze is a great friend. Totally helps me drown out my sorrows about my failure to be the Gordon Gekko that I had planed to be. You should be a real man though (like me!) and just go ahead and drink and drive.

The white three piece polyester suit will always be number one to run The System with.

Josh43: "Gay marriage is already legal in 28 states and the opposition is weakening everywhere. IS gonna happen." That is great news! But what's the situation in NJ? Next time I stroke a manager there, I may just have send out some feelers about the idea!

The market always works and I can offer three proofs of it. a) It's what I wrote in college because I knew my professor wanted to hear it. I said what they wanted and I got through despite what an obvious dipshit it became apparent that I was once I hit the corporate world. b) Gordon Gekko said so. c) If you think the market is not working, you need to rethink what you think the undesirable behavior is. If you think about it close enough you'll see that it's actually desirable. People sleeping in the streets seem undesirable. It's actually a good thing. They are just bums who are too lazy to work and getting what they deserve. I am. I am. I am. The RickyBoyDugan.

I think the conclusion is totally wrong. First the world is on the verge of economic collapse. Second, even if what you were saying was true, more money would men more guys could afford to be wearing suits in dive club and running The System. Either way, though, the best days are definitely ahead of us!

GoVikings: "Nah, because I usually go by myself, and if I drink THAT much, how will I get home?" It's called drinking and driving. And it's how real men (like me) get home. Maybe I need to add a few notes regarding this as an appendix to The System.

1. Greasing the bouncers: fuckin' hot! 'nuff said. 2. Running The System: Wearing the suit and having the girls play along makes me temporarily feel like I really the Gordon Gekko I tried but failed to be 3. Very occasionally: succeeding in paying a hooker for sex. Triumphant in our capitalist system once again!

No. The System never sleeps.

All my reviews are embarrassing. Just regurgitations of stuff people have already posted. Absolutely zero original content. Most of the time I'm only visiting strip clubs in my imagination to begin with so the reviews are completely fake. The few times I have actually visited any clubs, in reality, I am such a paranoid fuck who thinks I am so important that I don't provide any details about things people really care about - extras which girl are working there - for fear my real life snake oil salesman identity will be revealed.

Real men drink in strip clubs and then drive home afterward without calling a cab. Y'all are a bunch of fuckin' pussies!

I love to grease bouncers! Favorite part of the strip club experience for me. I think you are misusing the word, however. It has nothing to do with ensuring privacy in the VIP. It's all about me literally greasing them.

I will give greek to guys like my buddy steve229, but I prefer to receive it from bouncers after I have greased them up really good.

If there ever is a TUSCL HOF my The System will certainly be the central attraction. I don't think there is any doubt of that. Maybe put it on display along with my bio of how I triumphed in our capitalist system. Will I get paid royalties? Would be a nice supplement to my snake oil sales commissions.

alabegonz: "Rick has shown a smidgen piece of his other identity here." True. I'm constantly shifting my colors. Saying whatever I thinks appeals most to the audience of the moment and their particular mood of the moment. There is no regard for overall consistency. Sometimes not even within a single paragraph I write, but definitely not across different websites. It all part of my "personality damage"/used cars salesman personality.

Guys with my type of personality like risks. Even needless ones. So I would never require an STD test. In fact, even if she had one, I would tell her not to tell me. Would take away the roulette factor and part of the fun.

I really wish there were more threads about bouncers. Strippers are so hard to have any real fun with. So many hoops you have to jump through. And sometimes it was all nothing but leading you on. No pot of gold at the end of the rainbow at all. You just put on a show for them. Bouncers, are much more straight. Always eager to take the grease from the RickyBoy.

Btw, if you are curious what a humorless version of myself would look like checkout Payer11 - another guy who triumphed in our capitalist system as a brilliant system inventor. If I were to lose my sense of humor as I grow older, that's what I'll end up being.

A small part of my sense of humor is legitimate. But there are couple of other reasons for it that are less normal. First, like my narcissism, it is a defense against me falling into deep melancholy. Second, although I'm not a complete sociopath (mainly because, at the end of the day, I am a complete pussy) I do have many traits of anti-social personality disorder. One of these is a glib, superficial charm. So appearing to have a sense of humor disarms some. Part of the overall fraud which deceives them about who I am, or actually who I'm not, i.e. Gordon Gekko.