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10 years ago
My perception is that they love being greased. And I love greasing them. Even more than I like doing anything with the dancers. But, OTOH, I am a real homo! But everyone already knew that.
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10 years ago
^^^ as one of TUSCL's biggest resident faggots I will attest to that! But I still say that I suck ass even harder!
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10 years ago
^^^ Now that I have mastered greasing bouncers, taxi cab drivers will be next!
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10 years ago
IronFox: "Now, the advantage to this is that I can drink without having to worry about driving. "
Worry about drinking and driving? Be a real man and do what I do - just drink and drive and don't worry about it. Quite being such a pussy and be like the RickyBoyDugan!
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10 years ago
Only a faggot would use my system "The System". In fact, maybe it should be called "The Faggot System".
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10 years ago
Oh-oh! Looks like competition for my "The System".
Don't worry though. The RickyBoy has a great mind for business and will save the day! Hence, here's what I'll do:
The first 10,000 people to order "The System" in the next 168 hours will receive free oral sex in a strip club bathroom of their choice directly from me.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"Rickdugan: It is good to be a man sometimes, lol"
I've never been a man at any point during my life, but I reckon that a cam girl won't be able to know that so quickly after meeting me and just OTI. Right?
Spic: "Why would any man waste time on a cam site?"
a) I not a "man". Check my name. Ricky "Boy" Dugan.
b) It's still very hard for my brain to understand the process of paying hookers for sex in strip clubs. And snake oil sales haven't been generating many commissions for me lately. Figured cam sites might be easier pickings.
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10 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
"I used to really love dives, the nastier the better."
That was back when I was inventing The System and before I published it on TUSCL. I was so insecure back then I though you had to not only wear a suit, but be the only one wearing a suit, and not only that but be the only one wearing a suit in a dive club.
When people started mocking my System on TUSCL I thought maybe I had just been an idiot all along and could "just ask" even in non-dive clubs.
Now I'll never admit openly what a shit for brains I was back then, and still really am, but that's okay, because it all gets bumped periodically anyway for all to see.
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10 years ago
I'm married and don't fully understand why I'm such a strip club hound either. See this excellent piece I wrote (called "Why do I do this?") on the subject:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=28896
Some have suggested that it is due to my narcissism, but that is just ridiculous! I do acknowledge I have "personality damage" in that article I posted a link to but there's is no way it could be narcissism. I'm too much of a RICH STUD for it to be that.
I don't feel bad or guilty about what I do, though I will act like I do if the heat is really on. My own immediate needs comes first, and I am a brilliant enough liar and deceiver that my wife will never catch on.
How about you, LMN? Do you feel guilty about it?
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10 years ago
I already told you - just because I brag about greasing bouncers it DOES NOT mean I am gay!
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10 years ago
I tried testosterone. Still didn't make me a man.
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10 years ago
I've explained this before, but I'll do it one more time. so ay attention! Strippers only have paid sex with RICH STUDs, and, as is well known, RICH STUDs cannot get STDs. Now no further precautions are really necessary, but just to be extraly doubly safe because it can't hurt they will throw in the further measure of asking "are you clean"? So between those two things you have a better chance of winning the lottery in back to back weeks then getting an STD from a stripper. Providing you are a RICH STUD. Like me. The RickyBoyDugan.
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10 years ago
Payer11 is the only one who is even remotely close to being like The RickyBoyDugan. He is the only other one who understands that paying a hooker for sex demonstrates your triumph in our capitalist system, and who has come up with his own mini systems for how to do the paying. He also has theories just as nutty as mine as to how strippers think. He is basically an older, darker humorless version of myself.
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10 years ago
I wonder if any of the bouncers I greased at The Outhouse in Kansas were Jewish?
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10 years ago
No.
I'm (obviously) a rickdugan alias.
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10 years ago
All me posting under my dozens of multiple aliases.
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10 years ago
No trick question. Strippers are hard to have any real fun with. You have to wear a suit and do all kinds of other shit to impress them. Took me 10 years to figure out.
Bouncers, OTOH, will gladly let you grease them by taking your money.
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10 years ago
Hey, there's a very good reason for my drinking and driving and putting my wife at risk of cervical cancer and STDs via BBFS with strippers. The reason? I just don't give a fuck if I put others at risk of grave physical harm or disease because I only think about myself and my immediate needs. Besides the legal limits for drinking are far too low. A real man (like me) can handle much more than those limits. Maybe triple or quadruple it!
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10 years ago
I wonder if alutard would allow me to grease him sometime?
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10 years ago
Just because I prefer to grease bouncers than to have sex with strippers doesn't mean I'm gay! Oh, and my favorite time was when I greased this bouncers at The Outhouse in Kansas.
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10 years ago
My success with strippers may be low compared to most guys, but I do have a very high success rate when it comes to greasing bouncers!
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10 years ago
The System is nothing to be laughed at!
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10 years ago
I have no idea why anyone would mock me or my The System. I guess some just can't recognize it for the genius that it is. I also don't understand why I haven't won a Nobel Prize for it yet...
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10 years ago
OP: "Waiting 2 hours for a dancer"
That's nothing. I'm such a pussy that I spent the entire night one time holding a dancer's purse and driving her around while she did drugs and texted her dealer
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=24805
I like to fancy myself as have shrewd insight into strippers, but you can see from how long it took me to finally clue in just how clueless I am.
I guess I was so excited that I would get to pay for sex (with my system that is pretty rare) that I was clinging onto the slightest sliver of hope.
Don't read too much into this, however. Like I won't be capable of writing the genius work that is The System, or that I generally have no clue as to whether a stripper is into drugs or not. Or that I'm a complete pussy-ass faggot.
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10 years ago
Thanks for the props, Bret, but let's get real for a minute. It's not like I cured cancer or anything. What I did by inventing The System was much more valuable than that and took much greater genius!