discussion comment
10 years ago
Check out some reviews. If you have a shot at getting a really good massage on top of a happy ending, go for the massage.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Jman, a hundred bucks is about the going market rate in your part of the country? Wow. Over in the Twin Cities, it's $300-350. When I see ads for $100 or less there, I steer clear; those ladies are usually pimped out, working in quantity rather than quality, and/or have some of the worst reviews.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Other options to ask her: "I wish we could do more" or "Can we do more?" Anything that'll open up the conversation and the negotiations.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Almost once. I walked into a higher-end club in the Twin Cities wearing jeans, a snarky t-shirt, and a ratty flannel shirt, something that looked like it had been through the shredder a few times. The doorman mentioned it when I walked in. I took the ratty shirt off, and he was satisfied enough to let me through.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Stupidity's also a damn ugly drug. Too bad there isn't any cure for that yet.
discussion comment
10 years ago
![]()
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Strip clubs can be a great -- but expensive -- way to check out of reality for a little bit. Every now and again when I'm in one, I have to let reality pinch me -- those dances could've been a tank of gas or a week's worth of groceries, or I really don't feel like seeing a list of strip club charges on my next credit card bill, not when I'm trying to pay it off.
My preferred method of checking out of reality for a little bit is movies. When I got laid off from my job in the Twin Cities (thanks to Bush's incentives to outsource American jobs), the first thing I did was hit a cheap, second-run theatre for a couple of flicks. Maybe ten bucks, including munchies, to decompress and check out for a while -- I figured it was a good investment. And it was definitely a helluva lot cheaper than bars and strippers.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Part of that attraction could be the experience and the confidence factors. Mature women (typically) have more experience than younger women, and they also usually have confidence on their side; they usually don't feel like they have as much to prove as some of the younger women.
discussion comment
10 years ago
No kidding. A body full of tats is a major deal breaker for me, not to mention the nose ring. Betting that her breasts and privates are pierced, too.
discussion comment
10 years ago
*Knowing* you can do something is the key to confidence -- especially after you've successfully done it before -- not something along the lines of "Oh, geez, I hope I can do that. Please, please, please." Money doesn't necessarily give you confidence, but it can give you a whole lot more opportunities.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Surprised America's Got Talent let that act on stage. Course, they probably did it to have a guaranteed gong.
discussion comment
10 years ago
"All the OTHER little girls panties"? Something we don't know about you, Joe?
discussion comment
10 years ago
Yeah, Happy Titsgiving Day!
discussion comment
10 years ago
Mikey, if she's doing the turkey, isn't she doing Duke?
discussion comment
10 years ago
I don't have any particular tastes in women. Course, if they like me, they don't have any taste at all.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Stamina and energetic. It doesn't have to a frenzied energetic, but, please, not just laying there.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Biggest tip I've given, on top of the $150 VIP half hour, was $200 for what turned out to be some pretty poor BBBJ and BBFS...and later, a trip to my doctor.
Biggest tip a dancer wanted me to give her was $200 for a $275 VIP half hour where she gave me the most boring lap dance sans extras I've ever had the displeasure to experience. After about ten-fifteen minutes of her begging and cutting the requested tip down and down, I told her I'm done with this, dropped a twenty on an end table (twenty bucks too much, I know), and left, never to return to that club.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Like mjx01, I'm there to relax and to forget my problems. I don't want to hear other people's problems. At one strip club, a dancer just plopped down at my table and started telling me about her mother's death, how deeply affected she was by it, that I should spend more time with my mother, blah, blah, blah. Luckily a dancer I knew wandered into view; when I casually waved to her, the one at my table got all uppity, said that she was wasting her time there, and bolted. Another dancer, at that same club, just as we were getting ready to start a bed dance, told me that her mother had died a couple months earlier and now she was seeing her every place. Yeah, that dance didn't last too long.
At another club in Minneapolis, I mentioned to one dancer that I had just come from Gen Con (okay, I'm not shy about flying my geek flag). Her first question: "Which do you prefer -- the GURPS combat system or the d20 system?" Yeah, I was smitten. We just BSed the next hour or so about conventions and gaming and random stuff like that. Sadly, I never did see her again.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Wow, LDK has limits?
Jack, unless this was on a massive bucket list of sexual fantasies, you probably didn't miss anything.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Sounds like the woman who tried to sue Wendy's after she spilled hot chili on herself. Never mind that she was smoking a cigarette, yapping on her cell phone, and driving, all at the same time. I guess she was laughed out of court.
discussion comment
10 years ago
![]()
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I think I'd have to go the stoner route with the Harold & Kumar movies and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back."
discussion comment
10 years ago
Good news indeed, Alyssa! Thanks for sharing!
Papi's got some great advice for you, especially regarding the money. Make sure you don't spend it frivolously. Squirrel some of it away, maybe even invest some. A lot of dancers just waste what money they make, but there've been a few who've looked at their money long-term.
I knew one dancer in Dallas who, even after her loser husband drained her bank account dry of (IIRC) a couple hundred thousand, managed to not only save up another hundred grand but owned a half dozen rental properties. And I heard about another dancer who, after she left Indianapolis, moved to Florida and invested in her own strip joint.
You might not have goals like these, but it never hurts to start setting some.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Jack, I don't think he was working at the time.
Mr Deuce, congrats on the first of many steps in your healing process. I hope you enjoy each and every one of them. I also hope you deleted that other dancer's number; out of sight, out of mind, and all that.
discussion comment
10 years ago
I've gone through ads on Eros, Backpage, and Cityvibe, then cross-referenced them in TER and eroticmp. Even then though, a meeting can still be hit or miss. The last A-lister I met in the Twin Ciites had pretty much nothing but great reviews, even from some of the reviewers I trusted. I found both her massage and her to be incredibly boring though; it was a complete waste of time and money for me. At least when you're on the prowl in an SC, if it's a bad night, you can just walk away and cut your losses.
discussion comment
10 years ago
GAGAclub, it all depends on what area of the world you're from. Here in the U.S., the PC term is Native Americans, in Canada it's either First Nations or aboriginal, and about ten years ago, a buddy in the U.K. told me the correct term was "Amerindian" when I had used "Native American."
discussion comment
10 years ago
Sounds like it's a law just to be a pain in the ass. Whoever came up with that law might figure that putting on pasties for just an hour would be a pain in the ass for the dancers, so they'll wear them all night and discourage any play. That, and the writer of that law might've figured that they could have LE in the strip joints, ready to fine any dancers who weren't properly pastied and potentially harass the clubs into closing.