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10 years ago
I used to go to a club that had 1 chick dancing there that would probably be a 10 in most dudes scale. Almost every time I was there, at that time 1x/week there would be this old dude there and she would literally spend the entire night with him. Even when she danced on stage she would pretty much just dance in front of him while he tipped her. I asked several strippers what the deal was and they all gave me the same story, rich dude, widow, spends about 1k every time he comes in just to reserve her for the night. What he spends on dances etc wasn't included. Now, this dude didn't look rich, he was a very poor dresser in fact. Rick Dugan would definitely not approve. But I started to pay attention a little more when he was tipping her on stage and realized the dude was tipping with 50 dollar bills. Lots of them.
So just cuz a dude looks like a deadbeat doesn't mean he is and if the stripper is spending all her time with him, there is probably a motive behind it for her.
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10 years ago
This one dude sat next to me at the bar once, he was lit up. He started talking to me and it turns out we were in the same line of work so we shot the shit for a bit. Eventually I wantd to turn my attention back to the lovely ladies and this guy bought me a couple couch dances with babe i had my eye on. I said thanks, bought him another of his drink but I got a really weird vibe from him so I avoided the rest of the time I was there.
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10 years ago
If you are concerned about PLness..having a wife and going to have sex with a stripper on valentines day is the pinnacle of PL. Don't worry about it though, go fuck that bitch. Just because you're a pathetic loser doesn't mean you dont get to fuck.
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10 years ago
This has happened to me a few times. This last one, she got all possessive and accused me of cheating on her so I dropped her. Was getting tired of her anyway, hence the "cheating". lulz
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10 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
I thought most of the people here were conservatives? You mean you guys don't understand that the United States is an employer's rights country, not employee rights? Unless there is a binding contract, they can terminate someone any time they want for almost any reason, a day before retirement if desired.
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10 years ago
Those aren't civilian women, they are sugar babies looking for a daddy.
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10 years ago
Art, meet mary jane.
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10 years ago
GTA games are fun. They don't show any fucking but do show how epic a money sink it is for dudes. Some dev musta had experience lol
Games aren't a waste of time if it entertains you just the same as strip clubbing, football, or what have you.
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10 years ago
It was obviously her plan to screw with your head so you'd run to the nearest website and throw up a wall of text that says nothing in 400 words but does make you sound like a scatterbrain.
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10 years ago
The real question is would your credit card survive all the cam girl fees?
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10 years ago
I have no idea how common it is, but this 2 am'er involved a chick capping another chick.
http://www.startribune.com/local/minneapolis/279656942.html
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10 years ago
You could always go with "hey baby it burns when I pee, but yeah I'll bareback ya" and see if the offer still stands.
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10 years ago
Agree with Chris Rock,Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle, you missed Joe Rogan. Dice man too.
I've never seen Kevin Hart do standup.
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10 years ago
I have to say I think Dugan has you pegged Rockstar. Props to you for writing about your experience though.
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10 years ago
I say yes. They do make good strippers. I knew two chicks that were strippers before they joined the military.
I served with countless women when I was in the navy and I'll tell you what, they were no less risk takers and hard partying than any dude I met.
After my navy days the chicks I met in college were in general tame compared to my chick shipmates.
I dont think the military turns chicks into strippers though, I think it just attracts chicks with the right mind set.
And its cool.
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10 years ago
In my experiences paying first almost always leads to disappointment. I don't do it anymore, if they demand up front payment its a deal killer.
Maybe try showing the money and putting it in your pocket. She now knows with certainty you have it and if she's still demanding up front she is probably not going to meet your service expectations.
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10 years ago
Kate Upton
Kim Kardashian
Jennifer Aniston
Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is looking a lot better these days than she was in her super popular days. More plastic?
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10 years ago
Well shit, usually when I see a Farmerart post I know its going to be something interesting. Wasn't expecting a troll post, guess that European vacation was a good one.
But who am I to talk? I live on a ranch too, and anytime I see a dog I run over to my own machine shop and break out my shotgun and turn that bitch into red mist.
In fact, I've been thinking all about this not native to the area thing a lot lately. I've decided why limit it to my private property and dogs? We should all be able to kill, anywhere, whatever we please FOR FUN if it isn't native to our geographic area. Open season on cows, horses, hell, white dudes, black dudes and OH OH don't forget yellow! Oh and cats too. Have fun while you're killing, guys. Don't forget to tell everyone you know how much pleasure it gives you.
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10 years ago
So you lie and fuck them. I've been there and done that and to me sooner or later when the lie is discovered what comes next no pussy is worth.
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10 years ago
Her and her dancer friends eh? I'll bet within weeks that place would be raided and shut down. One stripper could be smart, discrete and have brains. A group of dancer friends? No chance.
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10 years ago
There is a club in Minneapolis that is a sure thing for spectacular extras but nobody ever talks about it. It is right down the block from the lamer clubs like Augies and dreamgirls.
Ok, its called Gay 90's. Don't let the name scare you away though dude, it don't mean nuthin.
What you do is ask the doorman about the "VIP" room, slip him some grease, and you will be directed to a room with stalls. Each stall will have a toilet in it but don't worry about that, its all for show to fool the pigs. In each stall you will notice a hole in the wall. Slip two 20's through the hole, unzip your trousers and insert your cock. It won't be long before some hotties tongue is wrapped around that baby. If you're lucky, maybe more.
40 bucks in and out boom and you'll still have time to hop on the light rail and go catch a Twins game.
Six years is a long time to go with no reviews so don't forget to leave one. The idea of this site, I believe, is info exchange.
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10 years ago
Most guys get bj's and fs for just the VIP room fee. It shouldn't cost extra its probably because you're in Jersey. You should cross the bridge and hit the clubs in Manhattan you will probably find it much cheaper.
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10 years ago
gratz on all the fucks but call BS on student of pick up arts you fuck the same chick every day for 3 years you're a relationship boi not a pick up artist.
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10 years ago
you can get band for plaing sax in the champagne roome
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10 years ago
Bird64, Hire Ace Ventura. His hollywood career went in the tank so he's probably available