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10 years ago
I had a stripper start texting while giving me a dance once. She stuck her covered kitty in my face and at first i was like aww yah but the stayed there for too long so I glanced up and texting. She saw me glance up and threw the phone down and put the attention back to me but I just wasn't into it at that point. It was kinda funny though in retrospect. I just wish she'd been naked then her ploy woulda worked dammit!
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10 years ago
"playing video games take advanced technical skills. The government is looking for people that can do that and pay them very well. Sounds like he is on the right track."
That was funny :D lulz I gotta try it at the next opportunity. Did the girl laugh when you said it?
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11 years ago
damn dude you a pro PL
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11 years ago
Let her figure it out herself. Offering constructive criticizm to chicks you know well can be a dangerous undertaking. Offering it to strippers you barely know is asking for drama and problems.
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11 years ago
Depends on the buffet. Old country buffet? lulz nay
But I've eaten at a few in Vegas that blew my mind.
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11 years ago
Cool story bro
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11 years ago
As a stupid organization I see the Vikings drafting this guy in an attempt to make the Kluwe bullshit go away. They might even spend a 1st rounder on him and then two years from now have another failed high draft pick.
As far as teh guy's sexuality i really have no care about who athletes fuck in their private lives.
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11 years ago
When you live in another country, you live by their laws. She was convicted in Italy and that means she is guilty in the eyes of their law. You guys making arguments based upon how things are done here is completely ridiculous.
If Italy requests extradition and the US does not grant it, the US can probably forget about ever having any extradition requests granted by anyone ever again. Why would any foreign country cooperate with us if we thumb our noses as soon as they make a request?
The evidence against her was circumstantial and hundreds if not thousands of people have been thrown behind bars for longer than 28 years here in the good ol USA with equal or lesser evidence.
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11 years ago
The shape of your jawline and mouth is perfect for eating pussy.
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11 years ago
I met a stripper once at a small town club, she claimed she lived on a ranch an hour away, further into the depths of rural boonies USA. I was skeptical but she told me one of her greatest joys of living out there was when it snowed and she could jump in her truck and plow out the 3/4 mile driveway :D Nothing else she said that night I took seriously, but the ranch thing I kinda believed lol
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11 years ago
@Farmerart
Thanks for answering that's interesting and glad you've never run up against those people!
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11 years ago
I don't know if this is the forum you'd want to talk about it, but Mr. Farmerart I wonder if you ever have had encounters with treehuggers and how you handled them? I think of the wackos Putin just released. They seem like the type that if you popped up on their radar, being thousands of km from civilization wouldn't deter them.
An aunt of mine married this dude from a freako family. He was a dick and his sister was a tree hugger from a very extremist greenpeace offshoot. I had the unfortunate experience of meeting her once at a family dinner. Her father had retired from the Navy, and at that time I was home on leave from the Navy so we were talking shop. She butt into the convo and said how can I live with myself killing babies and innocent whales, dolphins, plankton and anything else she could think of. I told her I don't kill anything but I'd have no problem pushing the button that launched a torpedo into her boat full of treehuggers and letting Davey Jones deal with her. Her dad actually laughed at that. She went away. lol
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11 years ago
Hey Sharkhunter, do you ever try MMO's? If you like strategy/war games you'd probably really dig MMO especially ones with large organized pvp scenes like Guildwars 2 or the upcoming Wildstar. They can eat up enormous amounts of ya time tho so be warned :D
I get asked that question every time I meet a new stripper. If its a stripper I know I won't spend much time with I'll make shit up. If she's one I may decide to lavish with cash I'll be a little bit more honest and forthcoming with stories of hobbies and such.
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11 years ago
next time put teh TL;DR at the beginning!
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11 years ago
Yes. I've seen what the OP described before. A stripper I knew well severely abused heroin and other stuff, decided to try and get straight by using a methodone clinic. I went a month between visits and she dramatically gained weight, even worse than OP described. She packed on at least 15 pounds to her previously 100 lb frame. She looked preggers at first, and I asked her and she got all offended. She eventually got fired by the club.
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11 years ago
If the DJ is a loser, then yes, she's fucking him from a relationship pov. If he's a productive member of society then she's probably charging him just like she's charging you. Either way she's on his dick and you shouldn't care because it doesn't change the dynamic of your interactions with her.
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11 years ago
head for iowa mah man. everythings pretty cheap and otc is easier to score than corn.
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11 years ago
Wuuuut?
"The TUSCL board is one of the few places where people regularly post crazy shit."
Boy, your interwebs experience needs some srs expansion...
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11 years ago
McAfee isn't associated with the company making the virus software anymore. They kicked his insane ass to the curb lol
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11 years ago
do you mean a young shannon doherty or today's? Cuz I saw her in something recently and I was like damn! some people don't age well.
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11 years ago
Depends on the club I think. In my area, at the "wanna dance" factories, few of the girls offer takeout. At the dives it is the complete opposite, its hard to find a girl not offering it.
At these dives it is mostly girls who are pretty much strippers as a career. At the "wanna dance" factories they are primarily college girls, or college aged and probably either short term dancers or just starting out and not at the point of offering a menu yet. Those are my observations at the clubs I frequent, at least.
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11 years ago
Ban stamping pads! And stamps!
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11 years ago
I have to say I find the "woe is me the police are the worst people ever!" vibe on this message board beyond amusing. Carry on.
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11 years ago
I doubt the 'boyfriends' give a fuck what their tuesday bitch is doing. or their wednesday bitch, thursday bitch, etc.
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11 years ago
My guess is she isn't telling you the real story. But then, who cares? An OTC stripper is easier to replace than a light bulb. Go find a new one and stop being so butthurt cuz your old one moved on when you disappeared and ended the business relationship. And if you're looking for a girlfriend or even just a friend, strippers ain't it so no, you aren't right to be even slightly offended.