Comments by TheFword (page 3)

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    9 years ago
    Itsmytime
    I’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
    Matching a holiday
    It's Pearl Harbor Day, I plan to have a Japanese dancer sneak up and blow the hell out of me.
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    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    At U.P.'s only strip club, hunters are big business
    a place so remote that cell phones can’t get a signal. No wonder the dancers make money, they have to work instead of staring at their phones all night.
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    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    A Real Sugar Daddy
    Dentists are in business, many are real salesman. The dentist I went to when I was in my forties tried to talk me into getting braces. My teeth are straight but not perfect. He also wanted to sell me a night guard to keep from grinding my teeth when I sleep. This was before they sold the do it yourself version on TV. I would have been over $200 as I recall.
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    9 years ago
    Timex345
    Illinois
    Driver's
    What did the stripper do with her asshole before she went to work? Dropped him off at band practice.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    How would you handle an obnoxious fat dancer?
    Even before I reach that level of intoxication the girls start looking slimmer and more beautiful.
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    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Shelby County teacher accused of running illegal strip club, promoting prostitut
    I can hear the undercover guys "We need more evidence, 8 deals aren't enough, give us more of the depts money and I think we can build a stronger case by having more sex with them."
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    9 years ago
    Estafador
    BIG APPLE
    Tipped the wrong chick
    I saw a couple of guys tip a $20 on stage once. When the dancer scooped up all the bills on the stage after that song she didn't even notice the denomination. Soon after when she was sitting with me I asked her about the $20, and sure enough she hadn't noticed. If I'm going to give her a $20, it will be for a lap dance, or if it is for a tip it will be for some extras after the dance.
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Tag-team ?
    An afternoon visit. I was offered a 2fer. Two blondes, one enhanced (she did the sales pitch), one natural (she did most of the work). Both girls for half an hour in the VIP for the normal price of $300 for 1 girl. I usually don't go for doubles, so I asked why I should do it this time? "These are coming off" sales girl says as she tugs on my pant legs. "and you'll get a double blow job." That did it. As a warm up they wanted to know if I wanted to watch them for awhile. "No thanks". They took turns teasing me a bit with sales girl putting her mouth on my dick through my pants. I did some DFK and DATY with working girl before she blew me for real. I got digits for OTC, called the next night I wanted a solo with working girl. I was quoted $500. It ain't happening I said. I saw them later at another club, they didn't approach me. Haven't seem them now in over 2 years. I know I've told this story before but more detail this time and it is right on topic.
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    9 years ago
    PL spends, blows, and is robbed of almost $4k total
    The money you bring to Vegas stays in Vegas.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Club Massages
    she looks like she may have eaten 2-3 of the slim dancers. LOL. I'm still chuckling minutes later. .
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    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    A Nursing Home Romance
    George goes to live at the nursing home. He discovers that many of the women are seeking some action, but all the men are unable to perform. He however is still quite capable. So he puts a notice on the bulletin board that he is ready and able to service any willing ladies. His rates are: $5 on the floor, $10 on the couch, or $20 on the bed. Mary shows up at his room with a $20 bill. "Ah, you want it on the bed." "No" she says "I want 4 on the floor."
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    9 years ago
    THE CHAINDOG
    Massachusetts
    Whats worse? Being one of a few customers in a club? Or standing room only?
    As an afternoon guy I'm with Mr Deuce and 72_os et al on this. I have been the only PL when there was only 1 girl on a few occasions. If she is not my type I leave, maybe comeback later. If I like her, I will see how the convo goes. I consider this a "job" interview, as in hand job, blow job,FS etc. I have been to the VIP for FS ITC with a few girls in this scenario. If the interview doesn't yield the VIP deal I will go for the $20 lapper to give her a chance to make some money and also to convince me with her body that a VIP session is in order. I rarely change my mind. Then of course there are the 4-5 other custies and 2-8 or so dancers scenarios. This is more common and more to my liking. This way I'm not "it" for everyone else in the joint. One of my SC sayings: "It doesn't take a lot of girls, just the right girl"
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    9 years ago
    carolynne
    The bigger you are the better
    do you guys get tired of masturbating?
    My SO and I are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate.
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    9 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    A stripper with delusions of being a lady
    I once had a civie girl tell me her ex-husband "Called me a fing cunt." I was amused as most women don't like the word cunt, but don't mind saying fuck.
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    9 years ago
    Strippers that post on Backpage
    I look at BP ads, I have yet to call, probably never will, but for some reason I like to look. Maybe it makes the SC scene look better. I once had a nice VIP extras session, got the digits. Called the next day, she wanted $500 for OTC. I didn't go for it. She moved to a different club in town, is even pictured on their website. Then she disappeared from the clubs. She shows up on BP and other escort sites occasionally, but not for awhile. I've also seen an escort ad where the girl said to come see her at the SC. I think the owners found out and fired her.
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    9 years ago
    Googling someone's phone number
    @Jayhawk123 There is a scam where a site will get escort #s from BP or where ever and then say they are #s used by LE for stings. When you Google these sites come up in the search. When the girl finds out and contacts them they demand a high price to remove the #.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Just for lopaw. LOL.
    Did you hear about the lesbians who built a house? No studs. All tongue and groove.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Bipolar dancers
    I have never had a dancer tell me that she is Bi-polar. If she did I would tell here I was bi-sexual, when I want sex I buy it.
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    9 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    The “It’s a fantasy” lecture
    Yes bitch, I'm paying for a fantasy. If you fuck up my fantasy I'm not paying.
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    9 years ago
    Outrageous stripper requests
    My ATF (who has been MIA for the past few years) told me that her Range Rover and boob job were paid for by 2 different PLs that she hadn't seen since they forked over the cash. Meanwhile I'm fucking her every couple of weeks for $60 (no tip) at 12:30 pm or so in the couch room. The place is almost deserted at time, and the bartender, bouncer etc are busy preparing for the afternoon shift.
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    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Commentary: Patronize a strip club? You’re no gentleman
    If it weren't for strip clubs these women who are so messed up couldn't find a job. Chicken or egg? Did all these negative attribute manifest themselves because the girl became a stripper, or did the women with these attributes become strippers because that is the best career path for someone as fucked up as they are. The writer of this article is probably jealous that someone with no education can makes 2 or 3 times what she does. @ ATACdawg: LOL .
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    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    The Pussification of America
    Ear herpes LOL, I didn't hear that one coming.
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    9 years ago
    Are there any real names worse than Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk?
    Harry P. Ness Helen Bedd
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    9 years ago
    Are a lot of strippers escorts as well??
    A lot of escort ads show selfies of the girl in a locker room. Most of these look like it could be at the gym, but some are obviously at the SC. I saw an ad years ago where there was another dancer standing next to the escort in the ad. I recognized her from the club, and I also had an OTC session with her. The website for a Reno club has a picture of a former dancer who I have seen ads for on escort sites. I for some reason like to look at escort ads I still haven't called any. I like to have my fun with strippers.
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    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Technology is Great......Not!
    I think that an owner or manager would be foolish to save video of what happens in the VIP. LE could subpoena the recordings. After the officers get tired of whacking off to what they see they could have the owners arrested.