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You'd never catch me making an offer like that loser troll. I could back it up but no way I'm going to spend my money on some fossil when I can enjoy it myself.

That's how hookers live. Don't see why you're surprised.

And lewinsky is a fat pig. I wouldn't touch her with Mikey's dick.

Carson? Get serious. I suspect I might pay more in taxes under his idiot scheme but he would still run the country into the ground inside of 3 months. That guy's such a crazy idiot that there would be no way to keep the country running if he was in the white house. If he's elected I'm moving to Amsterdam. At least weed is easy to get there and I'm sure I could find a way to continue my lifestyle. Then I'll watch the US crash and burn while I laugh at you idiots

Thanks to the guys who actually take me seriously. Maybe you should come down to Miami some time and party with me. I'll pay for the whores. But I need to work through some issues right now so I'm not partying with any other guys for a while. Those of you who accuse me of lying can go fuck yourselves. This is the complete truth and if you don't believe me it is probably because you couldn't live like me.