PL spends, blows, and is robbed of almost $4k total
Wednesday, November 11, 2015 12:34 PM
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kind of long article, but here is the cost breakdown:
We did the math, so I’ll just lay it out there:
1. Roughly $3,400.00 Friday and Saturday at the strip club. This included multiple trips to VIP, all with her, a bottle of champagne that he allegedly purchased in VIP but disputes, the bar tab he opened up Friday night for some unknown reason that included six rum and cokes we assume he purchased for her, and seven scotch and waters we assume he was drinking to look important (we had bottles at the table that other people paid for), and the various lap dances Mike was charged for even though this chick was just sitting on his lap and not even dancing for half of the time.
2. 27 dollar cab ride home with her.
3. 440 dollars worth of casino chips that Mike swears were sitting next to the sink, so we’re just going to assume she stole them.
4. Finally, and most hilariously, 38 dollars for the Red Bulls and Grey Goose they raided from the mini-fridge.
That’s a grand total of $3,905.
But the best/worst part about? This chick was a 7 at best. Not even close to being worth it. Luckily, Mike’s single so he has no one to answer to, and he makes good money, so this only set him back morally. They haven’t spoken since, but I often try to convince him to send out a late-night text.
Be careful out there, boys, the world is a dangerous place.
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