Comments by TheFword (page 4)

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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Family Business Part Deux
    There used to be half sisters working the day shift at my regular club in Reno. The older one was going to school, the younger was just working the club. The older was there more often and I always got some dances during the $5 afternoon special. No contact from me, light from her. Once when there was accidental contact from me she half jokingly threatened to kick me in the nuts, this was after a couple of years of dances. Younger sis was a bit wilder. I would get the secret handshake after our set of dances. I finally decided to go VIP with her one time after she said there are no cameras. I got a nice cbj . As it turned out the older had just graduated and that was the last time I saw them. In this case a sister act wouldn't be the way to go.
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    9 years ago
    One strip club owner complains to the state about a neighboring club's sign
    @dtek, yes the free speech limits what the government can do, but the letter was pointing out that a sign with movement is not allowed when they are visible from a highway. I find the video signs very distracting when driving especially at night. Here in the Reno area there is a large video sign right next to the freeway. Reno also had its video sign controversy, The Wild Orchid was showing similar content to that in Portland, i.e. dancers on stage.
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    9 years ago
    Splenda Daddies.....
    mikeya02, Ha, ha, good one.
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    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Grandpa and the Stripper
    After that fail, the grandson decided to take grandpa to a brothel. He let grandpa know what was going on. Gramps picked out a girl and went to her room. When he took off his pants she said "It look's like you've had it grandpa". "I have? Well then how much do I owe you?"
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    9 years ago
    Ch3ll
    Arizona
    Problems OTC
    Burner phones, blocked numbers.
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    9 years ago
    Best Way to Train New Strippers
    I have found that what she did before makes all the difference. In a Reno club I was talking to a dancer who told me that it was her 3rd day working as a stripper. After more talk it came out that she worked at a local brothel. Bingo, the jackpot bells started ringing in my head. I asked about extras. She didn't think they were allowed. They are not I replied, I've done them lots of times we just have to be discrete. So I popped her SC extras cherry for much less than she would have made at her old job. She didn't even ask for a tip. It was so good I would have given her $50 more. I didn't offer hoping that she wouldn't expect it in the future.
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    9 years ago
    Subraman
    Car key and wallet dating your sister
    Bullshit Excuses from Intimidated Customers
    I have never been asked if I liked girls, if I were queer etc. Now after reading this I have an answer ready if the need arises. "Are you gay?" " No, but if all girls were like you I might consider it"
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    9 years ago
    roothog
    Arkansas
    My trick to LDK'ing
    Two words: Cock ring.
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    9 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    They all have a rich guy story
    One of my regular dancers once told me that she had a customer pay for her boob job, and another buy her a car.She said she hadn't seen either one since.
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    9 years ago
    Jackmd
    Up and In
    Asking if you are LE
    Been asked twice, 1st time a quick no was enough. The second time I told her she could ask a dancer seated at the bar, one who is married to a guy where I used to work. She didn't bother to ask. Bot times lead to a great time in the VIP. From this and other comments I get the feeling the question could mean they'll do extras if they feel they won't get busted.
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    9 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Corny but brilliant jokes!
    The difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat.
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    9 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    Marking our territory
    My wife asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies. I stuck my dick in her mouth. I fucked her in a few positions, then did her in the ass. Then I pulled out and shot cum all over her tits. She slapped the shit out of me and stomped out of the bedroom. Apparently, we don't watch the same movies
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Desperate times call for desperate measures
    Years ago a dancer commented " As the money goes down the drama goes up". An upside down dancer to PL ratio leads to desperation and drama. I have never been in the situation where I get a table full, but I sometimes get the 2 girl approach. They want me to take then to the VIP and pay the each the going rate. I typically decline, or sometimes choose 1 which pisses the other one off. The notable exception was the 2fer special with the promise (basically only half fulfilled) of a double bj.
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    9 years ago
    jayhawk123
    Arizona
    Studs and/or Rich?
    I've had only 3 OTC experiences, none worth repeating. All were from the 1st time meeting her(them) at the club. Two I asked them 1st, 1 suggested it. I have had a number of other opportunities but never called them. Most of these girls suggested it and gave me their numbers. All but 1 was on the 1st meeting. I have asked and been told no. That hasn't stopped me from asking occasionally, although I'm not sure sure I'll call even if I get the number. I had a dancer in the VIP and all I got was a HJ and a titty fuck. I asked her if she ever got nastier, "Not here" she replied. I got her number and she was 1 of the 3. Recently I was getting FS ITC. I asked if I could meet OTC and "Fuck you properly" (I hate the uncomfortable CG on the couch with my pants on and her panties pulled to the side). I got her number before I left. I have called a couple of girls for OTC but , in 1 case she wanted way too much $500. The other 1 I set up a morning meet the next day, but I called back and cancelled. I had other things come up for that morning besides she wasn't that into it when she gave me a brief BJ before finishing with a HJ in our ITC session. You don't have to be a stud, just have enough $ and it helps to be in a target rich environment.
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    9 years ago
    DroidX
    Atlanta
    Do you have rules?
    For years my main rule is No VIP with a dancer I just met unless she says the magic words or knows the secret handshake. I usually avoid a 2 girl dance. However I was offered a 2fer special 1 afternoon. I accepted after they talked me into it. I told them they had said the magic words. "Please and thank you?" she asked. "No, double blow job" I replied. The rule is now more like no what you're getting before you pay. As far as newbies are concerned it depends on what they did before. I recently was talking with a dancer who said that it was only her 3rd day working at an SC. She was originally from out of state. I asked what brought her to Reno. Her reply was that she came to work at a famous nearby brothel. Soon after I. popped her extras cherry.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Did I do the right thing?
    I'm going to chime in on the you did the right thing side of this discussion. While 2nd guessing, the positive what ifs can out weigh the negatives. While in reality it is usually the other way around.
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    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    The Seashell Tattoo
    A guy is riding in an elevator with just 1 other passenger, a woman. "Can I smell your pussy?" "NO!" "Hmm, then it must be your shoes."
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    9 years ago
    funniest name called your penis ?
    A couple of weeks ago she called it Hank. "Why?" I asked. As in "My Baby does the Hanky Panky." She said.
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    9 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    what is better?
    Dancers occasionally ask if I'm a tit man or an ass man. My standard answer is I prefer to think of a women as a hole. It usually goes over their heads and they say that's nice. Of course that is because you are hearing it not reading it.
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    9 years ago
    davevjr
    California
    has anyone ever told you not to touch?
    Years ago in Portland, the DJ announced during a dance: "Remember gentlemen there is no touching, that means the dancers and it means yourselves."
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    10 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    She had an Adam's Apple
    Years ago a co-worker set me up with his half sister. Later I discovered the other half was his brother.
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    10 years ago
    Damn it, I'm not a cop!
    Been asked twice in the past few months in my regular club by girls I hadn't seen before. First time was when we were talking about what would happen in the VIP. I used the direct approach and asked if she would suck my dick. I assured her I wasn't a cop. ( I don't look like a cop, too old, too hairy, not in shape etc.) She was convinced, which left us to negotiate the price. then I got a great BJ. The next time, a new to town dancer. I was pressing for what was on the menu. She asked a couple of times, didn't seem convinced. I told her to ask another dancer seated nearby that I have known for years. She took my word for it then without asking. Result: another great BJ.
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    10 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Strip clubs visited elsehwere
    AK, WA,OR, ID, MT, CA, NV, WY, CO, WI, LA, as well as Canada(B.C.) I don't know that I would locate based on SCs. My best times have been in Reno and Oregon. Not saying those are the best, but when I started going for extras that's where I was.
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    10 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    Are dancers employees of a strip club or independent contractors?
    The owners want things both ways. IC for their benefit as far as taxes, etc. but treat them like employees in regards to schedules, rules etc. The dancers need to realize that as far as earning $ is concerned they are IC. That makes them business owners, not employees. Therefore they need to think differently. They need to think about where their money comes from and how to maximize it. They need to know business basics including marketing and knowing what business they are in.
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    10 years ago
    JamesSD
    California
    What's the LEAST you've paid?
    I used to get FS from my ATF for $60, the cost of 2 songs in the CR. It was a regular thing every couple of weeks. I would show up somewhere between 12:30 pm and 12:45 pm. The afternoon special started at 1 pm. Hardly anyone there when I walked in. We would head to the back, fuck, then I'd pay, then leave. I rarely even bought a drink. We called it the cum and go special. It ended after cameras were installed and she got fired.