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11 years ago
suits are boring. There's no real style or flair. Now if you jazz up a dressy look to be fashionably fit with some pants with suit like fabrics, that's cool. I plan to do that for mi birthday. Shorts aren't allowed in ANY club in NY state so I'm stuck with pants. I started wearing dockers or non jeans ever since I first came to this site since I hear girls don't like the jeans, but it's really hard to find pants out there with fabric comfortable for me and the girl without having to use dockers or suit pants. Still, either way no matter what Im wearing, I always have a girl telling me my dick is SOOOOO hard. Not sure why they do that. wouldn't ANY guy's dick, young or old be hard. Or is it because I'm big? That's the real question.
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11 years ago
I don't really like cumming in a girl's mouth and yes I'm straight. Its kind of gross to see me cumming in her mouth. I hate to see my own cum or even have the thought of her swallowing my own. EWWW. That's why I couldn't cum in face either. But I do LOVE the feeling of as I'm cumming, she's still sucking that dick. That's why I use the jimmyhat. No mess (in her mouth) and she sucks all the way till I become placid again. AMAZING. How can you not enjoy seeing the head of a woman, bobbing up and down on your dick, usually with a good head of hair (done up and such). FUCKING AMAZING.
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11 years ago
damn this thread went to crazy town too fast. Nice new avatar juiceman. When did you change it?
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11 years ago
Number 1: Emma frost. Given her stripper background and her huge tits, she was ready made to be a stripper.
Number 2: Black Cat. FUCKING DIME A 500 dozen
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
PFFFFT WTF SC. That's some boss ass shit. I NEVER get that sort of treatment ANYWHERE. Good on you bro, good on you. I still find his entire review hard pressed to believe even though. I never heard that shit before. SC wasn't there like a bathroom attendant there or something?
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12 years ago
once, but I lost interest in her after a week. to be fair, she was my type in EVERY single way. Spanish, body perfect, pretty face and dark hair. Ever since engrossing myself within the forums of TUSCL, never happened since.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
what the hell? MOTELS REQUIRE cards to use their rooms? I remember using a motel twice (when me and the girlfriend didn't have a place to fuck) and they were perfectly fine with money. I still wonder why SOME motels require both parties to have I.D.
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12 years ago
LMFAO "maybe her face threw up" lol, good one crazyjoe. I have been fortunate enough to NOT see that....at least in the strip club. But my taste in women are different than you all. You guys like them slim petite women, I like mines with phat asses. Hmm, hope I never see a girl with teeth throwing gangsigns in the club. I get enough of seeing that in the real world thanks.
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12 years ago
1K blowout, monthly recurring for use of strip club frivolities? Man, I'd split that into 4 ways and blow it nearly entirely in the month, by the month
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12 years ago
yoga pants. Cleavage I see all year round (I'm not talking clubbing either no innuendos included).
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12 years ago
Let's see here:
Gallagher's 2000 - Queens
Sin City Cabaret - Bronx
Mr. Wedge's - Bronx
Club NYC - Queens
Sexy 7 - Bronx
Platinum Gentleman's CLub (under new name) - Brooklyn, NY
Damn the bronx is taking over. This is all in NY state of course
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12 years ago
not sure how can you stand bathroom attendants. They try to do EVERYTHING for you, like you a frigging baby. We're grown men. We've been trained to pump our own soap and wash our own hands thanks. Never liked being waited on hand and foot (not even with the girlfriend).
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12 years ago
I go to my favorite local hoe and get my quick bj then have a big lunch at some resturant like juniors or just a pizza joint (gotta love the big city). That's some bomb ass pregame. I think I might get a liquor canteen and fill it with grey goose and sneak it in the strip soon too.
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12 years ago
what's a conversation. I had one chick just sit there like an idiot as I waited for my food and then waited till i ate before she took me to get those lapdances. Wish she did make conversation. Most awkward silence EVER.
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12 years ago
now I'm on a mission to find a stripper with the best opening line
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12 years ago
sometimes its so you'll buy more drinks as a poor attempt to get a bartenders number. I almost fell into the folly when a waitress started talking to me first. At initial thought I thought it was she liked me, never found out because I'm not stupid to bother with a useless attempt. Though we were talking much about school and things NOTHING to do with the club. I'm guessing because I offhandedly gave her a $5 tip spot and she looked so shocked by that. Its a trap to buy more beer boys. Don't do it.
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12 years ago
you still got tits and ass and paying for extras. Don't even know why she cares, she could get it done the next day with just a 1/5 of her vip income.
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12 years ago
I'm young, and ruthless so I'm dating her for that free sex. She's not a stripper for no reason. Her body and looks suffice for kids and an ex. I'm black so I'm safe.
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12 years ago
martha stuart is publicly known to be cleaner so I'll just take the vip with her and watch porn on my phone
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12 years ago
its a scary thought for me to pay to stick my dick in a girl, but age, I'd perfer her older than me. so 30+ thank you very much. THey don't have attitude, would know how to keep you pleasure while politely declining anything they won't go for (without extenuating pay) and are just all around more mature.
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12 years ago
But a good regular club, I'd say I'd agree with the average 250. THey're just women, no need to spend double+ on them when there's also free pussy out there.
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12 years ago
if its an air dance, I should have known since I got a free entry pass (not that free until certain time, I mean a pass for free entry) for the club. At that instance, I spend at most, $50: near $10 for the single drink and $40 for two dances (or @20 for a 2 for 1 deal which I got lucky and received).
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12 years ago
Welp, I definetely know NOT to go to scandals. Anyway, once, when I did a repeat to Private Eyes in Manhattan. Was feeling desperate and really didn't want to pay for entrance fee so I went. Deluded myself that my first visit there was just a very bad fluke. Apparently it was not and never went since my second trip. Same for its sister club New York Dolls in downtown manhattan. But I was more hampering for instant clubbing and didn't want to travel when it was RIGHT next to my job after work. Treated it all the same. You just gotta learn to control your hormones and be patient is all really if you want the good stuff.
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12 years ago
I'll keep that in mind about Colorado crazyjoe. Anyway, never have I been to a bathroom where I had been revolted. Oh I'm sure I will one day in life, but that won't turn me off from a strip club. Personally, I just clean the toilet if its revolting enough but I will be sanitary like enough to go the small step (wipe it down with some baby wipes and toilet paper) if it isn't TOO revolting (feces on the seat). The real thing is the guy that tries to do all these things for you in the bathroom. How do you guys feel about that guy (calling him a troll is too out there). Personally I feel obligated to tip him a dollar which I don't really want to (my dollars are for strippers and clothes, not for a bathroom jockey).
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12 years ago
since the lost of all forms of internet access outside of school,I've been more club/school centerened rather than tuscl center. Before it was abhor-ably reversed