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Comments by Estafador (page 171)

  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    $5 table side lappers
    if you live in ANY part of NY, you're always left wondering what exactly is a $5 lapper.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    The secret code?
    or maybe they understand that you're not dating either of them and they're both getting money from you whether it be the end of the night or not.
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    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    What does a stripper kissing you mean?
    Yeah because you're willing to date a hoe (non-stripper) who you know be sucking dick 30 minutes before she meets up with you.
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    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Being Friends With Dancers on Facebook
    never crossed my mind. Usually because i keep my strip club relationships STRICTLY in the club, though most strippers out here don't bring up wanting to connect by other means other than just meeting at the club.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    How to Book / Reserve a table for 10 at a strip club for your stag party?
    Although you can do a number of things, like strike backlobby deals (getting a bouncer to reserve a space or whatever), the easiest thing is to phone up these clubs and just ask what kind of reservations you want to make. Depending on what you want, and how much you want to spend, you can get as much exclusives for your stag party as possible. Or you can forgo that and do it on a monday-thursday since most clubs aren't as packed as weekends then.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Got a big dick? Meet hot women that love big dicks.
    wait a minute, a majority of these women aren't even hot. EWWW
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Got a big dick? Meet hot women that love big dicks.
    HAH, I am so going to be a member. Hope it isn't one of those automated bullshit sites that's out for your money
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    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    What does a stripper kissing you mean?
    I guess I am fucking sexy because I had that happened. It was my first and only time and I was so caught off guard, I enjoyed it and kissed back. Then I realized when I got home that she kissed me and that I most likely kissed some dude's dick. I felt incredibly sick and THAT's why you don't kiss strippers folks.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Ban all Looking
    damn, hoe's will be hoes I supPOSE lol
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Sapphire NYC VIP rooms
    With 5K, you should be good to do whatever you want there. Bottles are usually 1K, so you better bring more if it's a real bachelor party. VIP is usually around 3-500 bucks. They do have some FINE ass women there BUT the milage is only as good as your wallet. If they see you throwing average amount of dollars for what kind of party you're doing, don't expect much high milage. Matter of fact, they might just not give you awesome milage without VIP if you really plan to throw around serious dollars. These girls think of themselves standing on the pinnacle of perfection so expect a lot of dollars for a lot of shit.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Incremental Value
    I'm upset you were dumb enough to pay that much for a blowjob. Don't care if it's bareback, you just got juiced (and not in the good way lol)
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    chairsky
    Austin, TX
    If a stripper calls u for money
    you would give her money just to shut her the fuck up? How about hanging up the phone.
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    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Sucking tits/kissing ass
    with all you men, sucking these chica's tatas, I definetely will NOT be sucking tits. Every time they come too close to my mouth, my lips curl inside my mouth. And the ass? FORGET ABOUD IT. That's not happening. Its for hands to fondle only (same with da boobs).
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    12 years ago
    ITC CBJ noob questions
    try to negotiate letting her use your flavor condoms you brought. Then you're BOTH enjoying the sensation (at least she enjoys the flavor and not that rubber shit girls complain about).
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    chiefwiggum
    Illinois
    Best high mileage club in New York City or nearest to
    I stay in queens, bronx and Brooklyn. Platinum near Coney Island Ave is overdose UltiHM borderline sex (sex will generally be discreet of course). Downside for you white folk, its a black oriented club.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Ever hear of good unique stripper names?
    I'm sick of greece. Let's here some hindu mythological/religious goddess names
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    12 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    How to get with a stripper
    Welp, I have the hight, so I'm becoming a ballplayer
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    My brother knows a guy who's sister's boy friend heard from a guy he met at Walm
    I had to read the title three times to understand that
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Worst possible stripper names...
    Easy
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    occurious
    California
    So disappointing
    Since I never got (or asked) for extras at any club I visited, does this mean I technically never had a first time yet? Because I never got scammed a once (its lapdances, not much to scamming in that general area)?
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    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Show and Tell
    Newmark hit the nail on the head. Once you see a police badge, I'm done (at least I don't ask for sex)
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Holding hands
    Now if they start leading me by the crotch, then I'm a happy camper from the getgo.
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Holding hands
    Its suppose to make you feel special? Then fuck that shit never works for me. I pull my hand away. While her hands may be soft, I'm not a baby, I can walk on my own thanks (and she's not my girl and we're too old for that shit). Or maybe I'm just really cynical.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    bb12
    California
    How can I make the most of my strip club time?
    Me personally, I budget. Though I don't leave the card at home, I'm resiliant enough not to run out to my local bank ATM (don't use the in house ATM) and pull cash. By budget I mean, I calculate my time which can be thoroughly enjoyed at the strip. Thus how much drinks I'll have, how much tip dollars I'm willing to give out and then that leaves the actual dance dollars. However big is your bank, try a reasonable amount that will let you have gas and shopping money by the end of the party. Of course, you run into variables which include perhaps meeting your new personal dancer, wanting to keep the current relationship going (how much its gonna cost to keep her talking to you or on yourlap or whatever). Then you have balance your drink dollars and your dance dollars. Then expect less dances and probably more drinks or vice versa depending on you (the tips I will assume will all go to this girl if this is the point). Main point, keep a set amount STRICTLY on drinks, tips and dances(and miscellaneous if that's your thing) and you'll know just how far you can stretch your dollar. And leave your CC under bed.
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    12 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Should We Be Jealous of Dancers' BFs or Should They Be Jealous of Us?
    they should be jealous of us. If the stereotype you guys present is true, then we have WAAAAAY more money than these broke bums, who only have one enjoyment which is sex, while us strip club reckloose throw around what they wish they had for days. But realistically, I can't be jealous because these days, a lot of non strippers look better (and smell better than strippers. Sad but true to life statement)