The Daily Customer

25 comments

• baconator

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  11 years ago

  I wish I had a guaranteed $20 tip every time I went into work. Just sayin....
• baconator

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  11 years ago

  Whoops, didn't mean to post already. In answer to your question, it really depends on distance to the club(s) I preferred and what their pricing was like. The latest club that my wife likes is on the less expensive side, so we would probly do $250 a week under your budget.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  I would do spread it out over 3 or 4 visits. That would get boring being there every nite. I have noticed that with other businesses also. Sometimes especially in small to medium sized towns you see the same old guys in the same resturant or coffee shop every time you go in there. They have to be there every day.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I couldn't handle daily visits. 3 days in a row is my max for all clubs combined. If had only $1k to spend I would opt for the $250/wk.
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Over 2-3 visits, but not in exact amounts as the amount of fun on each visit will fluctuate. Maybe 2 visits at $500 each if each visit includes OTC or ITC p4p in moderately expensive clubs. However, it depends entirely on the geography as what would cost me $500 for a good night (including booze, dancer tips and p4p fun) in northern clubs might run me $350 in clubs down south. In certain areas down south, if I was conserving carefully, including clubbing on discounted drink nights and staying away from the stage, I could definitely make $1000 stretch over three very nice visits. In the north, the number is probably closer to two nights. Though there are shithole clubs with cheap booze and cheap pussy, so it is possible to squeeze out two good nights at good clubs and one in an uber dive if one carefully conserved and saved most of the money for the action, though that would also require more control over bar tabs than I like to maintain as booze tends to be expensive in NE clubs. Anyway, all this talk of conservation is making me antsy - lol.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  RickyBoyDugan: " I could definitely make $1000 stretch over three very nice visits." RickyBoy is manages to save a few hundred a year by not bother with condoms when he does FS with random hookers. He and his wife just share the additional STD risk, in turn.
• Lionshare

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  11 years ago

  1k blowout every month, then I only spend 1 day there and have the rest of the month to not be in the club.
• Rod8432

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  11 years ago

  I've seen one of those guys for years at one of my favorite clubs in Atlanta. I've seen him there pretty much every time I'm there, and I understand most nights when I'm not. He drinks water, ogles the girls, and that's about it. I think he gets there before 7pm, so no cover. Maybe he spends $10 the entire night - $5 for water and maybe a few $1 tips. Pretty good value, I suppose, and beats sitting around and watching the tube.
• D0ugster

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ I, Dougster, keep making up shit about other posters, because I have nothing to add to the discussions here, yet I need to get attention. Any kind of attention.
• occurious

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  11 years ago

  Unless he's being weird or looked really weird I don't think it should creep them out. Odds are he has no one and its either this or sitting home alone watching TV. As for getting bored and seeing the same bodies over and over I guess it depends on the turn over in dancers. Most clubs I go to have a lot of turn over. I've seen guys like this in clubs too but usually they interact with the dancers more and I would guess if they're harmless the dancers probably prefer them, kind of like a Cheers type situation you just have a new friend. As for the question, I'd say the most I would do would be once a week at $250 a visit and that's probably pushing it. The once a month would be better although as strange as it sounds I'd feel more guilty blowing $1000 in one visit than 4 at $250.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  In Seattle, at the now-closed Rick's, there was a nightly customer. (I certainly noticed him every time I was there at night.) However, he did spend some money each night. I was told by one dancer that he was a local attorney, with an office in the Greenwood district in Seattle. He'd always sit in a remote area of the club (near the mens' room). He only got the on-the-floor $20. dances, whereas the VIP room dances were $30. (Maybe he couldn't walk that far from his seat. He wasn't very ambulatory.) From what I was told, he only got dances from new dancers, because after he became known to the established dancers, they wouldn't want to dance for him. He was well into his '60's, I'd guess. He had long white hair combed straight back (maybe in a pony tail), and definitely heavy set--a somewhat strange-looking character. I've since seen him at Pandora's, and he walks with a cane now, but I don't know if he appears nightly. Do any of you long-time Seattle TUSCL members (Dougster, RicksFan, Poseidon, Chanel, Skeets35, TheMightyQuinn, Trojangreg, others) know who I'm speaking of? I was always curious about this guy.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  @ClubGoer: you mean Jim? Yeah, he was a fixture of the place.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  1K blowout, monthly recurring for use of strip club frivolities? Man, I'd split that into 4 ways and blow it nearly entirely in the month, by the month
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  One of my regular clubs used to have a guy the dancers called "The Professor". Mostly, he would just sit there and drink pop (this was a juice bar) and engage in weird conversation with the dancers without buying anything and only occasionally tipping. He's been long gone from there (I assume he has since died, but there's just no way of knowing), but one of my longtime favorites there sometimes talks about the other customers and tells me people are like The Professor.
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  I think that most every club has at least one of these types. In a club that I frequent, there is a guy who is always there chatting up the girls but, as far as I can tell, not spending money. He also frequently gives shoulder massages to certain girls, which they seem to appreciate. I've seen this phenomenon in other clubs that I visit on a routine basis as well, where the same guy treats it like his local watering hole and is there avry single time that I visit. Idk. I am in clubs more than most guys that I know, but I would never want to become a daily fixture in any one club. At some point it would just be too pathetic, nevermind expensive if one was to actually make the most out of each one of those nights (which most of those daily types do not).
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  RickyBoy: "At some point it would just be too pathetic" Don't worry about it RickyBoy. Just do it if you want to. Your advocacy of The System and the time you stayed away from the club for months on end because you couldn't figure out what to do on nights when both your favorites are working already makes you look plenty pathetic enough!
• jabthehut

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  11 years ago

  As far as seeing the same titties over and over goes, billions of men worldwide see the same TWO titties over and over again and pay out the ass considerably more than $30 per night.
• rh48hr

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  11 years ago

  If its just in the club it would be about $250/week give or take 50 each week. If you include OTC it might change.
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Dougie, still stalking me from thread to thread? I'm starting to believe that you have some weird homoerotic fixation on me. ;) It makes sense I suppose. After all, we know that you don't really patronize clubs. And your childishly goofy comments about "OTC'ing with OTC numbers" make it clear that you are doing nothing of the kind. Do you really hang out here so that you can read about other guys' sexcapades? While other guys are envisioning other women, do you spend your time fantasizing about the other tusclers? Dude, I'm flattered and all, but I don't swing that way. If it wasn't yet another alter ego screen name, I'd say let txtittyfag help you out, though I am starting to wonder just which screen name is actually closer to the real you. ;)
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  If you go to a strip club more than 5 times a week it qualifies as an office location and you can deduct some of the expenses on next years tax return.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  A little projection and wishful thinking on your part, there RickyBoy? Remember you are the one who pointed to some of your reviews of clubs in butt-fuck Kansas as exemplary. When I actually bothered to read them, however, none of them included the name of a single girl working in those clubs, and there wasn't a single word about anything that sounded remotely sexual. Oh, wait, yes, there most certainly was. You proudly mentioning and thumping your chest about how you had "greased a bouncer" in the outhouse in Kansas. So besides being a complete pussy, you're just a big ol' fag too, aren't you, RickyBoy?
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I've been largely exclusive with dancers who had a pretty face, an hourglass figure, and were down with full 2-way contact. If I had that much free time, I'd probably come twice a week and get 3 or 4 dances from her. I'd prefer to watch DVD or internet porn to watching the stage show in an SC. And I can't see spending 4 - 8 hours doing it everyday, even if I were retired or something. As a token of respect and appreciation, he should stage tip at least a couple dollars every night and spread it around to different dancers.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Hell at one club I'm that guy.....I take my breaks every night I work their for an hour or so....everybody knows me and i get in for free and i even get my drinks a the dancer discount......I must be a sexy fella cause I dont get ignored I've always got a girl hanging on me and this is how i started living and dating one of the dancers...... On the budget of $1,000 i would take the $250 a week game plain
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Yup, homoerotic ftw. So much so in fact that you have spun what was a simple tip to make a bouncer go away into a gay pron event. Wow dude, that is fucked up.
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  I'd blow the $1K in one visit.