My my bacondude. No need to be so hostile. Smoke some 420 and get some stripper lovin'. That will mellow you.
Serious question for bacondude...why the handle? And why the absence of a capital 'B'? Sort of evokes e e cummings if he decided it was cool to use bacon grease as lube. Is that your thing?
I mean I am totally down with writing poetry after sodomizing a stripper with (cooled) bacon drippings on your flesh torpedo. Especially if you use unconventional orthography in your poems.
I knows dat u was coo-el mr bacondude U be arright my friend U jes be tellin us pervamanic dudes bout some o dat blood bacon sex magick dat u practice 420 out my friends No h8
Shoot...the stupid fill in box removed my xxxtra spaces. Thinking about cumming made me think that we all use too much punctuation. That made me think, what if we used xxxtra spaces instead of puctuation. That would be cool, wouldn't it?
But the tubes o' the interwebs did not allow dat shizzle. C'est la vie!
Da punctuation shizzle reflected thanking about CUMMINGS o' course. 'Cos I thank 'bout cumming all o' da time. Ev'ry day my brothers, ev'ry day. Don't make me think 'bout any but cumming sum more!
Jackdude, alas, my poetry loving stripper experience was with a girl who dug Ezra Pound. And hearing a chick scream "eeeeh-zra....EEEH-ZRA!!!" before finishing with "NOW POUND ME!!!!" Let me tell you bro...that will chill you to the bone.
We loves ya Juice. You b a KA-ray-ZEE AZZ mother who we ALL aspire 2 b.
I think we need sum Juice poetry...the Ripostes o' Juice if you will. What would b the Juice take on stripper lit? Crazy orthography b forbidden...but KA-ray-ZEE orthography b encouraged!!!!
I put up one once, but I think it got deleted. Not sure how. Might have been a bit controversial. I'll give it some thought and maybe put up a new one.
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If the lack of avatar bothers you so much, send me a pic of your mom's asshole. I'll print it out, jizz on it, photograph it, and set it as my avatar.
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My my bacondude. No need to be so hostile. Smoke some 420 and get some stripper lovin'. That will mellow you.
Serious question for bacondude...why the handle? And why the absence of a capital 'B'? Sort of evokes e e cummings if he decided it was cool to use bacon grease as lube. Is that your thing?
I mean I am totally down with writing poetry after sodomizing a stripper with (cooled) bacon drippings on your flesh torpedo. Especially if you use unconventional orthography in your poems.
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Lol !!!! To every fuckin shit above me......wow.....I love you fellas.....lol
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Rofl, you guys kill me. No hostility, just humor and sarcasm.
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You fuckin with me ?
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good question
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I knows dat u was coo-el mr bacondude U be arright my friend U jes be tellin us pervamanic dudes bout some o dat blood bacon sex magick dat u practice 420 out my friends No h8
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Shoot...the stupid fill in box removed my xxxtra spaces. Thinking about cumming made me think that we all use too much punctuation. That made me think, what if we used xxxtra spaces instead of puctuation. That would be cool, wouldn't it?
But the tubes o' the interwebs did not allow dat shizzle. C'est la vie!
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Da punctuation shizzle reflected thanking about CUMMINGS o' course. 'Cos I thank 'bout cumming all o' da time. Ev'ry day my brothers, ev'ry day. Don't make me think 'bout any but cumming sum more!
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My avatar sucks dick
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It allows the person to hide even MORE.
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Zip, you reminded me about this stripper I know who loves poetry. Every time I bang her, she yells, "eeee eeee cumming!"
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I suppose some people have a life and don't LIVE on or for this site, for what it is worth.
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Jackdude, alas, my poetry loving stripper experience was with a girl who dug Ezra Pound. And hearing a chick scream "eeeeh-zra....EEEH-ZRA!!!" before finishing with "NOW POUND ME!!!!" Let me tell you bro...that will chill you to the bone.
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How do you like me now !!!
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We loves ya Juice. You b a KA-ray-ZEE AZZ mother who we ALL aspire 2 b.
I think we need sum Juice poetry...the Ripostes o' Juice if you will. What would b the Juice take on stripper lit? Crazy orthography b forbidden...but KA-ray-ZEE orthography b encouraged!!!!
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damn this thread went to crazy town too fast. Nice new avatar juiceman. When did you change it?
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avatar? Wasn't that a movie or something?
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“… I suppose some people have a life and don't LIVE on or for this site, for what it is worth …â€
The above is a very good reason – plus I’ll add laziness by some.
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I'm considering the acquisition of an avatar, but it isn't a priority for me so I haven't put any effort into it. I'll see what I can do during May.
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I'd like to see the avatars Juice can come up with to go along with the names Jackmd and baconator.
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Juice you look like your ready for cartoons and coco puffs
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Lucky charms
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I put up one once, but I think it got deleted. Not sure how. Might have been a bit controversial. I'll give it some thought and maybe put up a new one.
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Fruity Pebbles
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I put a picture of myself once but it was not accepted by the censors – was told my face violated the indecency standards
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Rection spoke my reason for going avatarless. Besides all I'd put up is an illo, but this ain't the audience for it (we're here for flesh, not art).
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Lol. To my crew and all dat fucked up shit
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