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12 years ago

So damn HOT from 30 feet away

I spotted her on stage. Tall, long dark hair, long toned legs, defined abs, great ass and from a distance a pretty face. When you get up close, if you start from her feet you think you have found a winner. Her breast are a little small but that can be enhanced. Then you get to her face. The skin on her face is horrible. Her teeth are completely busted. I saw at least 4 that were black. How can a woman with such a great body that she obviously works on have such a busted face. I have seen ugly women with great bodies but this was a face that was damaged from neglect or drugs or something. I actually felt disappointed when I got to her face. Have you guys ever seen this?

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Alucard

Might not be her fault. But I haven't seen her so I can't give you a 2nd opinion.

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mmdv26

Seen girls like that. Sometimes their hair and fingernails look bad up close as well. It is disappointing.

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jester214

Howard Stern used to do (maybe still does?) a Miss Buttaface contest, there were some shocking ugly faces on hot bodies.

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lopaw

I've seen a few "Monet's" over the last few years. The last one was similar to toysales experience - she looked amazing from the side and from behind in her ultra tight one-piece dress. And she still looked good on stage and gave me a closed mouth smile when I tipped her there. Afterwards she came to my table and I got a good look at her grill. Jeezus woman - go to a dentist! Total buzzkill.

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shadowcat

Now you know why the clubs keep the lights turned down. :)

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baconator

Good from afar but far from good.

Also known as butterface. She's got a great body, but her face......

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crazyjoe

Maybe her neck threw up

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rh48hr
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crazyjoe

So...if you got a boner before you got to the face is that called dogwood? Nic nac paddy wack give your dog a boner

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JuiceBox69

It's drugs

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motorhead

No. The one thing that strikes me the most about young strippers is that they all have straight, white teeth.

There have been remarkable advances in preventive dentistry since I was born during the French Revolution.

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smokeshopjoe

METH/ coke

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Iansmithdfw

Meth smokers

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gatorfan

You know what else is damn hot 30 feet away

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deogol

^^^ Texas Chili?

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crazyjoe

Maybe her face got beat with a bag of nickels

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gsv

Sounds like a case of meth usage or just very unfortunately poor dental hygiene (likely both!)

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Estafador

LMFAO "maybe her face threw up" lol, good one crazyjoe. I have been fortunate enough to NOT see that....at least in the strip club. But my taste in women are different than you all. You guys like them slim petite women, I like mines with phat asses. Hmm, hope I never see a girl with teeth throwing gangsigns in the club. I get enough of seeing that in the real world thanks.

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bang69

her looser bf beat her,fellow dancers beat her just a few quesses

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crazyjoe

Thanks for the love estafador

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