So damn HOT from 30 feet away

toysales
I spotted her on stage. Tall, long dark hair, long toned legs, defined abs, great ass and from a distance a pretty face. When you get up close, if you start from her feet you think you have found a winner. Her breast are a little small but that can be enhanced. Then you get to her face. The skin on her face is horrible. Her teeth are completely busted. I saw at least 4 that were black. How can a woman with such a great body that she obviously works on have such a busted face. I have seen ugly women with great bodies but this was a face that was damaged from neglect or drugs or something. I actually felt disappointed when I got to her face. Have you guys ever seen this?

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Alucard
12 years ago
Might not be her fault. But I haven't seen her so I can't give you a 2nd opinion.
mmdv26
12 years ago
Seen girls like that. Sometimes their hair and fingernails look bad up close as well. It is disappointing.
jester214
12 years ago
Howard Stern used to do (maybe still does?) a Miss Buttaface contest, there were some shocking ugly faces on hot bodies.
lopaw
12 years ago
I've seen a few "Monet's" over the last few years. The last one was similar to toysales experience - she looked amazing from the side and from behind in her ultra tight one-piece dress. And she still looked good on stage and gave me a closed mouth smile when I tipped her there. Afterwards she came to my table and I got a good look at her grill. Jeezus woman - go to a dentist! Total buzzkill.
shadowcat
12 years ago
Now you know why the clubs keep the lights turned down. :)
baconator
12 years ago
Good from afar but far from good.

Also known as butterface. She's got a great body, but her face......
crazyjoe
12 years ago
Maybe her neck threw up
rh48hr
12 years ago
crazyjoe
12 years ago
So...if you got a boner before you got to the face is that called dogwood? Nic nac paddy wack give your dog a boner
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
It's drugs
motorhead
12 years ago
No. The one thing that strikes me the most about young strippers is that they all have straight, white teeth.

There have been remarkable advances in preventive dentistry since I was born during the French Revolution.
smokeshopjoe
12 years ago
METH/ coke
Iansmithdfw
12 years ago
Meth smokers
gatorfan
12 years ago
You know what else is damn hot 30 feet away

deogol
12 years ago
^^^ Texas Chili?
crazyjoe
12 years ago
Maybe her face got beat with a bag of nickels
gsv
12 years ago
Sounds like a case of meth usage or just very unfortunately poor dental hygiene (likely both!)
Estafador
12 years ago
LMFAO "maybe her face threw up" lol, good one crazyjoe. I have been fortunate enough to NOT see that....at least in the strip club. But my taste in women are different than you all. You guys like them slim petite women, I like mines with phat asses. Hmm, hope I never see a girl with teeth throwing gangsigns in the club. I get enough of seeing that in the real world thanks.
bang69
12 years ago
her looser bf beat her,fellow dancers beat her just a few quesses
crazyjoe
12 years ago
Thanks for the love estafador
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