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So damn HOT from 30 feet away

toysales

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

I spotted her on stage. Tall, long dark hair, long toned legs, defined abs, great ass and from a distance a pretty face. When you get up close, if you start from her feet you think you have found a winner. Her breast are a little small but that can be enhanced. Then you get to her face. The skin on her face is horrible. Her teeth are completely busted. I saw at least 4 that were black. How can a woman with such a great body that she obviously works on have such a busted face. I have seen ugly women with great bodies but this was a face that was damaged from neglect or drugs or something. I actually felt disappointed when I got to her face. Have you guys ever seen this?

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Alucard
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Might not be her fault. But I haven't seen her so I can't give you a 2nd opinion.

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mmdv26
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Seen girls like that. Sometimes their hair and fingernails look bad up close as well. It is disappointing.

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jester214
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Howard Stern used to do (maybe still does?) a Miss Buttaface contest, there were some shocking ugly faces on hot bodies.

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lopaw
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I've seen a few "Monet's" over the last few years. The last one was similar to toysales experience - she looked amazing from the side and from behind in her ultra tight one-piece dress. And she still looked good on stage and gave me a closed mouth smile when I tipped her there. Afterwards she came to my table and I got a good look at her grill. Jeezus woman - go to a dentist! Total buzzkill.

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shadowcat
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Now you know why the clubs keep the lights turned down. :)

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baconator
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Good from afar but far from good.

Also known as butterface. She's got a great body, but her face......

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crazyjoe
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Maybe her neck threw up

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rh48hr
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How about a two-face

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crazyjoe
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So...if you got a boner before you got to the face is that called dogwood? Nic nac paddy wack give your dog a boner

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JuiceBox69
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It's drugs

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motorhead
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No. The one thing that strikes me the most about young strippers is that they all have straight, white teeth.

There have been remarkable advances in preventive dentistry since I was born during the French Revolution.

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smokeshopjoe
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METH/ coke

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Iansmithdfw
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Meth smokers

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gatorfan
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You know what else is damn hot 30 feet away

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deogol
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^^^ Texas Chili?

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crazyjoe
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Maybe her face got beat with a bag of nickels

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gsv
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Sounds like a case of meth usage or just very unfortunately poor dental hygiene (likely both!)

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Estafador
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LMFAO "maybe her face threw up" lol, good one crazyjoe. I have been fortunate enough to NOT see that....at least in the strip club. But my taste in women are different than you all. You guys like them slim petite women, I like mines with phat asses. Hmm, hope I never see a girl with teeth throwing gangsigns in the club. I get enough of seeing that in the real world thanks.

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bang69
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her looser bf beat her,fellow dancers beat her just a few quesses

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crazyjoe
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Thanks for the love estafador

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