Comments by HB13 (page 2)

Tide bleach pens in the car works wonders on my white clothes.

No such thing as a good CBJ

Doh. Suppose to be *3. KNOW your drinking limits

Can you say R.O.B. - Rip Off Bitch? And that's why I don't recommend getting "drunk" at these places.

Adding three more: Glitter: http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/stripper-glitter-fetish-thursday-assignment-demotivational-poster-1268958160.jpg Theater & Fine Arts Degree: http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1011/theater-fine-arts-degree-dance-stripper-college-demotivational-poster-1290790259.jpg Equation: http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-17888.jpg

Thought about making some but after a quick google search, seems like I don't need to bother: Just copy & paste the link if it doesn't hotlink (makes me wish we had BB code just to post images). Stripper Clowns: http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129164985788617400.jpg Meth: http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7431/1219837965069yq4.jpg Daddy Issues: http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129185333256737050.jpg Daddy Issues Part 2: http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/demotivational-posters-other-reasons-for-stripping.jpg Snake as a Prop: http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/snakelol.jpg Planking: http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-strip-planking.jpg

George, just use a Do Not Track program like AVG (great free anti-virus, anti-adware, etc.).

Seriously if you're even bothering to ask this question. Just let her dump you & find a better guy than you. Better for the both of you, if you can't stop your fetish & she wants a gentleman who doesn't indulge in what she doesn't like. Seriously... >_>

Happens occasionally in Louisiana, where they start giving out flowers to each girl with a church card.

The first impression I get from reading that: "You're trying too hard." Use simpler words, I doubt "evocation" is in many PL & stripper vocabularies. Something simpler & maybe with a twist / innuendo better fits. "TUSCL, better than the black book." But even that stretches it as not many even know what a "black book" is anymore.

LOL at the end of the Carly video. My vote goes to Neon Hitch. Reason: Because she has no spine.

What drac first said. If you're audacious enough to start spouting off about it, then you're bound to get some good & bad flak with it. Similar to how businesses treat critics, inspectors, & customer reviews. Some people take it well, others badly. Just comes with the territory if you talk about it.

150+ in a a rice rocket. Everything else no more than 110.

I'm also a full cycle kind of guy. I like to see how each dancer works it on the stage & see who's the best of the bunch that night. Plus it lets me "pre-game," get loose with the drinks, talk with whoever comes around, & set up a dance for later that night.

But... who will pay for a young coed's education?

All girls who I've favored were courteous enough to come by to me & tell me that another customer of theirs is present. And they would ask me if I would like to "spend time" with them now or after they finished draining that particular customer of their wallet. It's pretty nice knowing that I'm the one getting the choice. Ones who give me treatment like you've just experienced quickly learn I don't do repeat business with them.

Same girl, her facebook page is lit up all about it.

I'm just based out of New Orleans and that city's only ranked #40 (getting drunk being the higher priority here). I laugh more that Baton Rouge, LA, the #1 city of contracting HIV/AIDS is only ranked at #99.

Also depends if you are working at a college gym. God I miss those days.

KCripple, depends on your meaning of tool: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool You're just going to get used, push-over, atm, loan, etc. Sure there are oddities but those are "exceptions" to the rule.

Pepper spray ain't fun, even with proper treatment it'll ruin your next couple days. I feel sorry for those who try to wash off that stuff in the shower while standing up & only succeed in rinsing the compound onto their family jewels. >_< Unless you're that occasional oddball of nature that is genetically not affected by it & is fine in a couple hours. Even worse if you're allergic and get permanent eye damage.

I love kids & all (used to baby-sit for my cousins all the time) but coming from a former 24/7 nice guy, fuck no. That just leads to a push-over / tool status.

Genes as in genetics or jeans as in pants?

Never. Bills & other real life things happen first. Clubbing comes out of my entertainment fund, and that is currently going into: car parts, clubbing, & hanging out with friends.

The apple bottom shape is great & hypnotic at times but not really into the ass crack.