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12 years ago
Tide bleach pens in the car works wonders on my white clothes.
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12 years ago
No such thing as a good CBJ
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12 years ago
Doh. Suppose to be
*3. KNOW your drinking limits
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12 years ago
Can you say R.O.B. - Rip Off Bitch?
And that's why I don't recommend getting "drunk" at these places.
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12 years ago
Adding three more:
Glitter:
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/stripper-glitter-fetish-thursday-assignment-demotivational-poster-1268958160.jpg
Theater & Fine Arts Degree:
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1011/theater-fine-arts-degree-dance-stripper-college-demotivational-poster-1290790259.jpg
Equation:
http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-17888.jpg
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12 years ago
Thought about making some but after a quick google search, seems like I don't need to bother:
Just copy & paste the link if it doesn't hotlink (makes me wish we had BB code just to post images).
Stripper Clowns:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129164985788617400.jpg
Meth:
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7431/1219837965069yq4.jpg
Daddy Issues:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129185333256737050.jpg
Daddy Issues Part 2:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/demotivational-posters-other-reasons-for-stripping.jpg
Snake as a Prop:
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/erikarely/motivational%20posters/snakelol.jpg
Planking:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-strip-planking.jpg
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12 years ago
George, just use a Do Not Track program like AVG (great free anti-virus, anti-adware, etc.).
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12 years ago
Seriously if you're even bothering to ask this question. Just let her dump you & find a better guy than you.
Better for the both of you, if you can't stop your fetish & she wants a gentleman who doesn't indulge in what she doesn't like.
Seriously... >_>
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12 years ago
Happens occasionally in Louisiana, where they start giving out flowers to each girl with a church card.
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12 years ago
The first impression I get from reading that:
"You're trying too hard."
Use simpler words, I doubt "evocation" is in many PL & stripper vocabularies. Something simpler & maybe with a twist / innuendo better fits.
"TUSCL, better than the black book." But even that stretches it as not many even know what a "black book" is anymore.
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12 years ago
LOL at the end of the Carly video.
My vote goes to Neon Hitch. Reason: Because she has no spine.
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12 years ago
What drac first said.
If you're audacious enough to start spouting off about it, then you're bound to get some good & bad flak with it. Similar to how businesses treat critics, inspectors, & customer reviews. Some people take it well, others badly. Just comes with the territory if you talk about it.
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12 years ago
150+ in a a rice rocket. Everything else no more than 110.
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12 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I'm also a full cycle kind of guy. I like to see how each dancer works it on the stage & see who's the best of the bunch that night. Plus it lets me "pre-game," get loose with the drinks, talk with whoever comes around, & set up a dance for later that night.
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12 years ago
But... who will pay for a young coed's education?
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12 years ago
All girls who I've favored were courteous enough to come by to me & tell me that another customer of theirs is present. And they would ask me if I would like to "spend time" with them now or after they finished draining that particular customer of their wallet. It's pretty nice knowing that I'm the one getting the choice.
Ones who give me treatment like you've just experienced quickly learn I don't do repeat business with them.
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12 years ago
Same girl, her facebook page is lit up all about it.
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12 years ago
I'm just based out of New Orleans and that city's only ranked #40 (getting drunk being the higher priority here).
I laugh more that Baton Rouge, LA, the #1 city of contracting HIV/AIDS is only ranked at #99.
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12 years ago
Also depends if you are working at a college gym. God I miss those days.
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12 years ago
KCripple, depends on your meaning of tool:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool
You're just going to get used, push-over, atm, loan, etc. Sure there are oddities but those are "exceptions" to the rule.
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12 years ago
Pepper spray ain't fun, even with proper treatment it'll ruin your next couple days. I feel sorry for those who try to wash off that stuff in the shower while standing up & only succeed in rinsing the compound onto their family jewels. >_<
Unless you're that occasional oddball of nature that is genetically not affected by it & is fine in a couple hours. Even worse if you're allergic and get permanent eye damage.
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12 years ago
I love kids & all (used to baby-sit for my cousins all the time) but coming from a former 24/7 nice guy, fuck no.
That just leads to a push-over / tool status.
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12 years ago
Genes as in genetics or jeans as in pants?
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12 years ago
Never. Bills & other real life things happen first. Clubbing comes out of my entertainment fund, and that is currently going into: car parts, clubbing, & hanging out with friends.
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12 years ago
The apple bottom shape is great & hypnotic at times but not really into the ass crack.