BadBitchesOnly

Why do married men die before single men? A: because, they want to

Sex happens in most workplaces and happens even more so in sex biz workplaces. That's common sense. So yeah, bouncers get ass and even some of the ugly and obnoxious ones do too.

When Rachel from Greenville was dancin for me in Pp Cola. She was fckg hammed and on some crack ho shit. Eyes Rollin back in head kinda fckd up. Sicko me decides 'oh...this one outta be easy' so a get some dances. First song starts and she pulls her thong to side and unzips my pants. Sure, I had a bonor but there was no was I was stickin it in there. So the bitch backs her ass up in a 69 position and puts her ass hole right up to my nose, so what do you always do wen an ass is one inch from ur nose? YOU SNIFF! OMG...Big fucking mistake. Just as i sniffed a chunk of sonething fell out of he exit hole and onto my face . Whatever she ate for dinner was half out her ass and it was drippin and droppin! I said dance over crack bitch. I went in the bathroom and washed real good after that one. Luckily some ponk just yacked in the men's room and there was a bottle of industrial strength clearer to wash my face with. pretty sure it killed everything....but the burn on my face lasted a few days.

When Rachel from Greenville was dancin for me in Pp Cola. She was fckg hammed and on some crack ho shit. Eyes Rollin back in head kinda fckd up. Sicko me decides 'oh...this one outta be easy' so a get some dances. First song starts and she pulls her thong to side and unzips my pants. Sure, I had a bonor but there was no was I was stickin it in there. So the bitch backs her ass up in a 69 position and puts her ass hole right up to my nose, so what do you always do wen an ass is one inch from ur nose? YOU SNIFF! OMG...Big fucking mistake. Just as i sniffed a chunk of sonething fell out of he exit hole and onto my face . Whatever she ate for dinner was half out her ass and it was drippin and droppin! I said dance over crack bitch. I went in the bathroom and washed real good after that one. Luckily some ponk just yacked in the men's room and there was a bottle of industrial strength clearer to wash my face with. pretty sure it killed everything....but the burn on my face lasted a few days.