Is ass the new vagina?
Raincoat
Dancers follow the age old stripping formula of first dancing clothed, then for awhile topless, and then for awhile nude. Some have added a fourth step that I have started to see at clubs where they focus on showing you their ass. I mean they really show it to you, spreading their cheeks so you get a good view of their rectum. Sick thing is, I kind of like it. Maybe its true that ass is the new vagina.
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Perhaps to YOU!
NOT I, there is no interest on my part of screwing any woman in the rectum!
I'm not a proctologist and I will not take a look.
I'm rather partial to the honey brown myself, and welcome the anal revolution. I find it's also easier to get a little dry rimming action going during a lapdance than getting my fingers all the way underneath for pussy stroking. Most girls don't seem to mind, with some giving me a little sphincter squeeze against my probing digits to show their appreciation. I do, of course, always keep a little travel-size Purell bottle handy to clean up between girls and before handling food.
I'll stick it in her ass if she actually wants me to, but for the most part the girls I've been with offer it up because they think I want it - not because they do...
Rod:
I love anal sex too. Its just vaginal Sex is the best. So count me as a "yes" vote.
I suppose you could say she was an anal virgin. But this story only illustrates how some people will say the stupidest things. Once you have vaginal Sex, you are no longer a virgin.
A few years ago, a beautiful girl I used to know admitted to me she had never had anal sex. After one of our dates, she was a little drunk. I teased her by saying "I want to make love to you in your ass". She said "I want you". I had the luck to de-flower her beautiful rump that night. Let me tell you, it was awesome for both of us.
I should have married her, turns out she was the only "virgin" I ever had.
His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"
"You'll see", he replies.
They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.
"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."
His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a fucking asshole ..."
I have met dancers so beautiful I gladly "ate" their asshole. Eat shit has a totally new meaning for me now. LOL.
But your joke was funny as hell, LMAO.
Becoming mainstream? Interesting video featuring a song from "Get him to the Greek."
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Just in case this doesn't embed correctly, google "Jackie Q, ring around"
Magicrat: "dancer turned her back to me, bent over and spread her cheeks. I don't recall ever seeing that before" You are one of the few that commented on the real topic. Is this a new trend? Should we encourage it? What's next?
The question here is not whether or not you want to fuck them in the ass, it is about the new trend being enjoyable to LOOK AT, and is it indeed a trend?