Is ass the new vagina?

Raincoat
Dancers follow the age old stripping formula of first dancing clothed, then for awhile topless, and then for awhile nude. Some have added a fourth step that I have started to see at clubs where they focus on showing you their ass. I mean they really show it to you, spreading their cheeks so you get a good view of their rectum. Sick thing is, I kind of like it. Maybe its true that ass is the new vagina.

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Alucard
13 years ago
"Maybe its true that ass is the new vagina"

Perhaps to YOU!

NOT I, there is no interest on my part of screwing any woman in the rectum!
pabloantonio
13 years ago
I enjoy all parts of a woman's body. But NOTHING will ever take the place of the vagina for sex.
motorhead
13 years ago
I don't like it. Nothing I's better than a fine set if ass cheeks but nothing is sexy about the butt "hole"
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
For gen X witch is juices....we were all about bj.....gen Y has been ass deep we could say.....its another reason y anul is so big in porn right now........I do fuck girls in the ass but she needs to have a black girls bubble but or I will not play.....but I normaly and barly want this..the pussy is king....and oral is a close 2nd .....ass for juice is last if I had to pick
shadowcat
13 years ago
I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look.

I'm not a proctologist and I will not take a look.
deogol
13 years ago
I don't mind it.
Rod8432
13 years ago
Based on this admittedly small TUSCL sample, you'd think all the anal sex sites on the internet would be sucking wind. It's just the opposite though - nearly every porn video concludes with a hearty round of rectal pounding.

I'm rather partial to the honey brown myself, and welcome the anal revolution. I find it's also easier to get a little dry rimming action going during a lapdance than getting my fingers all the way underneath for pussy stroking. Most girls don't seem to mind, with some giving me a little sphincter squeeze against my probing digits to show their appreciation. I do, of course, always keep a little travel-size Purell bottle handy to clean up between girls and before handling food.
bang69
13 years ago
the whole female body is great. but when it comes to sex. vaginal only!!
deogol
13 years ago
I'll insert it where ever she'll let me.
Dolfan
13 years ago
I'm with motor, I love a nice ass but the hole isn't the part that makes it nice.

I'll stick it in her ass if she actually wants me to, but for the most part the girls I've been with offer it up because they think I want it - not because they do...
HB13
13 years ago
The apple bottom shape is great & hypnotic at times but not really into the ass crack.
gatorfan
13 years ago
If the ass is the new vagina then the cock is the new suppository
Ermita_Nights
13 years ago
No, not for me.
georgmicrodong
13 years ago
You all can have it. I'll stick to pussy, thanks. It's an *exit*.
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Shit I will fuck the dawg shit out of an ass whole on the right chick !......you men are funnnnny !
pabloantonio
13 years ago
"Based on this admittedly small TUSCL sample, you'd think all the anal sex sites on the internet would be sucking wind. It's just the opposite though - nearly every porn video concludes with a hearty round of rectal pounding."

Rod:

I love anal sex too. Its just vaginal Sex is the best. So count me as a "yes" vote.
SuperDude
13 years ago
Some Detroit dancers have complained that anal is often demanded. Others have gladly offered it. It's a matter of individual taste. Rimming is a workable compromise for shy customers. I repeat: A dancer at Detroit's Coliseum told me that she was a virgin because she was saving anal for marriage.
SuperDude
13 years ago
Some Detroit dancers have complained that anal is often demanded. Others have gladly offered it. It's a matter of individual taste. Rimming is a workable compromise for shy customers. I repeat: A dancer at Detroit's Coliseum told me that she was a virgin because she was saving anal for marriage.
rh48hr
13 years ago
Exit orifice only. No thank you.
pabloantonio
13 years ago
"A dancer at Detroit's Coliseum told me that she was a virgin because she was saving anal for marriage".

I suppose you could say she was an anal virgin. But this story only illustrates how some people will say the stupidest things. Once you have vaginal Sex, you are no longer a virgin.

A few years ago, a beautiful girl I used to know admitted to me she had never had anal sex. After one of our dates, she was a little drunk. I teased her by saying "I want to make love to you in your ass". She said "I want you". I had the luck to de-flower her beautiful rump that night. Let me tell you, it was awesome for both of us.

I should have married her, turns out she was the only "virgin" I ever had.
motorhead
13 years ago
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a fucking asshole ..."
pabloantonio
13 years ago
Motorhead:

I have met dancers so beautiful I gladly "ate" their asshole. Eat shit has a totally new meaning for me now. LOL.

But your joke was funny as hell, LMAO.
gk
13 years ago
I'm an ass man from way back. Doesn't mean I dont like the other end, that's always best. But there's nothing sexier that a cute ass pjmn a sexy woman, and there's a lot of latitude on what makes a cute ass. And once you get caught up on whats cute and turns you on, you never know.
newmark
13 years ago
If anal is the new vagina, does that mean that pussy is the new blow job?
magicrat
13 years ago
In response to the OP re: strippers showing their assholes during a lapdance, I had this happen my last club visit. The new to me dancer turned her back to me, bent over and spread her cheeks. I don't recall ever seeing that before, so it may be a new move.
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Mo head....real fuckin funny son !....jucy loves it
Dougster
13 years ago
Yep, I am always surprised with the number of strippers who insist that I fuck them in the ass these days. Very popular fad. There actually isn't much strippers won't say no to...
Electronman
13 years ago
Given a little prep time by the dancer, no objections here.

Becoming mainstream? Interesting video featuring a song from "Get him to the Greek."

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C3Fs5x8Sf-4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Just in case this doesn't embed correctly, google "Jackie Q, ring around"
Raincoat
13 years ago
Electonman: The lyrics are a perfect example of what I'm talking about, "All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posy." The younger generation apparently finds assholes pretty.

Magicrat: "dancer turned her back to me, bent over and spread her cheeks. I don't recall ever seeing that before" You are one of the few that commented on the real topic. Is this a new trend? Should we encourage it? What's next?

The question here is not whether or not you want to fuck them in the ass, it is about the new trend being enjoyable to LOOK AT, and is it indeed a trend?
Dacandyman
11 years ago
yes i like the asswhole a lot so i rly like it when girls bend over an show me an i rly like anal and A2M
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Cavity searching isn't just for prison guards anymore.
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