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Where does your City rate in the 'smut-census'?

Tuesday, May 8, 2012 5:26 PM
[view link] Most porn films may be shot in the L.A. area, but their biggest audience is in Orlando. We know what you're thinking: How can the home of G-rated theme parks be skin-flick central? It seems that while tourists line up at a kid-friendly fantasy world, the locals prefer one in which Snow White and the dwarfs whistle while they... well, you know. We peered through a statistical peephole to tabulate the following criteria: the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed ([view link]); adult entertainment stores per city ([view link]); rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and, for fans of soft-core, percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households (SimplyMap). Not only were Orlando folks the randiest residents, but Florida was also the most salacious state.  1. Orlando, FL 2. Las Vegas, NV 3. Wilmington, DE 4. Raleigh, NC 5. Charlotte, NC 6. Minneapolis, MN 7. Atlanta, GA 8. Tampa, FL 9. Anchorage, AK 10. Austin, TX 11. Boise, ID 12. Miami, FL 13. Houston, TX 14. Columbia, SC 15. Dallas, TX 16. Portland, OR 17. San Diego, CA 18. Cleveland, OH 19. Sacramento, CA 20. Baltimore, MD 21. Providence, RI 22. Durham, NC 23. San Francisco, CA 24. Wichita, KS 25. Columbus, OH 26. Plano, TX 27. Manchester, NH 28. Jersey City, NJ 29. St. Paul, MN 30. Madison, WI 31. Cheyenne, WY 32. Denver, CO 33. Chicago, IL 34. Philadelphia, PA 35. Rochester, NY 36. Tucson, AZ 37. Reno, NV 38. Riverside, CA 39. Bakersfield, CA 40. New Orleans, LA 41. Omaha, NE 42. Seattle, WA 43. Milwaukee, WI 44. Greensboro, NC 45. Fort Worth, TX 46. Oklahoma City, OK 47. Pittsburgh, PA 48. Colorado Springs, CO 49. Nashville, TN 50. Phoenix, AZ 51. Honolulu, HI 52. Jacksonville, FL 53. Anaheim, CA 54. Tulsa, OK 55. Aurora, CO 56. Lexington, KY 57. Bridgeport, CT 58. Buffalo, NY 59. Portland, ME 60. St. Petersburg, FL 61. San Jose, CA 62. Billings, MT 63. Virginia Beach, VA 64. Albuquerque, NM 65. St. Louis, MO 66. Kansas City, MO 67. Fresno, CA 68. Sioux Falls, SD 69. Los Angeles, CA 70. Louisville, KY 71. Salt Lake City, UT 72. Stockton, CA 73. San Antonio, TX 74. Little Rock, AR 75. Memphis, TN 76. New York, NY 77. Corpus Christi, TX 78. Indianapolis, IN 79. Oakland, CA 80. Washington, DC 81. Cincinnati, OH 82. Birmingham, AL 83. Boston, MA 84. Burlington, VT 85. Des Moines, IA 86. Detroit, MI 87. Fort Wayne, IN 88. Chesapeake, VA 89. Newark, NJ 90. El Paso, TX 91. Norfolk, VA 92. Fargo, ND 93. Lincoln, NE 94. Toledo, OH 95. Laredo, TX 96. Lubbock, TX 97. Charleston, WV 98. Winston-Salem, NC 99. Baton Rouge, LA 100. Jackson, MS

14 comments

  • HB13
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    12 years ago
    I'm just based out of New Orleans and that city's only ranked #40 (getting drunk being the higher priority here). I laugh more that Baton Rouge, LA, the #1 city of contracting HIV/AIDS is only ranked at #99.
  • jester214
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    12 years ago
    Way to go North Carolina, 4 and 5!
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    Fuck smut! LOL I'm just glad Detroit has the kind of strip Clubs it has.
  • rh48hr
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    12 years ago
    Phoenix is right in the middle! Not a shock Orlando is No. 1 with the laws of that town.
  • hard10
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    12 years ago
    Wilmington at 3? WTF.
  • carl95
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    12 years ago
    I'm living in the general area of #8(Tampa) and was born and raise just south of #27(Manchester, NH). I am shocked and impressed that Manchester almost broke into the top 25. They've come a long way in the past 20 years.
  • Rod8432
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    12 years ago
    Woo hoo! Atlanta is near the top, and with $10 high mileage lapdances to boot, it's a pretty smut-happening place to be.
  • thesamurai
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    12 years ago
    Minneapolis and St. Paul are the same city..they should have just combined them, probably be #1 then.
  • lopaw
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    12 years ago
    At first I was bummed when I saw where L.A. was ranked, until I saw it's number...yeah baby!
  • carl95
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    12 years ago
    I wonder if Minneapolis got further up the list for also being the gayest city in America. The gays do love the smut too after all. [view link] Orlando also was 4th gayest.
  • Electronman
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    12 years ago
    Michigan doesn't register in the top 100? Understandable, why rent fantasy when you have access to the Detroit strip club scene.
  • Prim0
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    12 years ago
    Cbus only rated as high as it did...well...'cause we have Samsung....and he has a bit of a porn problem. Without his purchases figured in, I'm sure we'd be at the bottom of the list. LOL
  • uscue13
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    12 years ago
    Not surprising. Either cities with a lot of people to get their numbers up, or cities where there's nothing else to do but look at porn. And for the most-part, middle america has very few listings which also makes sense
  • sharkhunter
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    12 years ago
    LOL, some of their data may be flawed if they used ISP addresses. The local phone company where I live at has a monopoly in my area and the isp address is always in NC. Every time I look at porn, that is probably getting added to NC. If they are using an ISP address location that is over 200 miles away from where I live, I suspect a whole lot of people in SC are listed in NC if they used isp address locations. Just saying one reason why NC could be ranked so high. I guess the other more rational reason is that those tarheels are just really horny and got blue balls not getting much. I know I can't surf the web without some pop up ad advertising some local girls in NC. Forget the fact that the location is over 200 miles away, they are horny and want me to join up to a pay site. lol, yeah right. Columbia SC isp location must work correctly.
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